sick sick sick sick.

sigh, why is life so difficult to live when you're sick ?
i am sofa king wasteddd. i didn't meet today. aloysius texted. buy his graduation stuff ! but the sicky bugs just can't shoo can they ?

aye yo ! we got sexeh cool bangs yo !



no matter where we're destined to in the future, i will be there regardless of rain, thunderstorm, hurricane, earthquake, typhoon and i mean it, don't i ?

there were times when we quarrel over the silliest thangs but hey. we don't just " ohh fucking fine. since it's that you want then fine. "
and take on to the new journey and new cliques. well, the littlest thangs do irritate me but i'm just the silliest girl afterall. so whatever the future holds, we shall hold hands together and stay strong, shan't we ?
LOVE YOU WORH ! SHA GUA !
HAHAHAHA.

* ahem ! clears throat.

di da lan du nia ini, joyce adala wanita yang baling lawa ~~~ ser car lee.

and and and.

satu
dua
tiger
empat
lema
anam
tujour
lepan
ten !

many happy times were shared and it's treasured !! hehe will never forget those times and mean it. cross my fingers.
and just to refresh your memories, aunteeee tan, you fell straight flat down !!! hehehehe. that day shall be stitched across my heart. really :)
aaaah wells. bye and enjoy what's left of this year yeap ?
ohohoh. and MOP HAIR !! and my favoritest, zoooooooooooooooo.
v^.*v


and if you've noticed, the fonts are in brown wor ! ha ha, farah likes eh ? oh ! i think you will fall for me next year !!!!! cos i'ma gonna be wrapped up in brown. EVERYDAY !!!
ha ha, ribs breaking hug for you :)

forever friends. :)

* pokes.

I WILL BE JETTING OFF ON THE NOVEMBRE 24th !

HELLO HELLO HELLO. FOR THESE FEW DAYS, I BEEN BUSY WITH SLEEPING AND GAINING WEIGHT !!!!! ONLY ABOUT 0.78 % GOES TO GETTING MY BUTT OUT !? I WENT TO ORCHARD FOR MANI PEDICURE AND BROW RESERVATIONS LATE AT NIGHT AND I GOT MYSELF A ( RED. ) BEANIE !!!! BOUGHT IT IN PREPARATION FOR HK BUT MUTHAFUKA ! CHANGE OF PLANS YET AGAIN. WILL ONLY BE JETTING TO HK ON THE LAST FEW WEEKS OF VACATION. MOMS GOT THIS WEDDING TO ATTEND AT VIETNAM ON THE 20 ODD THIS MONTH. SO HK IS POST PHONED TO DECEMBER, AROUND CHRISTMAS. I ACTUALLY WANTED TO BUY THIS REALLY CUTE LITTLE BEACH DRESS FOR BEACH THIS VACATION IN EITHER THAILAND\MYANMAR BEACH BUT THE STRING THAT WAS SWEN ON TO IT DROPPED RIGHT AFTER I TRIED IT ON !!! SO OFF IT WENT BACK TO THE SALES LADY. I HAVE GOT LOTSA OUTFITS I DIE HUNGRILY FOR. OH BY THE WAY, I'M REALLY TERRIFIED AT MYSELF RIGHT NOW ? TRUST ME, ANYONE WHO'S SEEN ME WOULD ! I BEEN SNACKING REALLY DANGEROUSLY FEROCIOUSLY NON-STOP THE PAST WEEK AND OH MY GAHHH ! MY TUMMY IS LIKE A BIG BLOATED BALLOON !! I'M SO FREAKED OUT, REALLY. EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE THE REALLY OBESED JOYS. OH ! AND FOR THE 987654321TH TIME, CALL ME LISA !! ALRIGHTY. I'M DONE PACKING MY LUGGAGE. MOMSIE WILL BE HERE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW ! SEE ME LIVE AT ORCHARD ! TEXT\CALL ME IF YOU'RE IN THAILAND\MYANMAR ! JOYCY SHALL BE AT YOUR SERVICE TOURING YOU AROUND ! THIS REALLY AIN'T NO JOKE ? I REALLY WANNA TOUR YOU AROUND AND FOR THE LAST TIME, COME AND SEE ME !! SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSIE ! WE SHALL HAVE TON LOADED, MILLIONS AND ZILLIONS AND TRILLIONS AND GAZILLIONS OF FUN !! IMAGINE, DOING VERY LATE NIGHT SHOPPING AND CHATTING, CATCHING LATE NIGHT MOVIES AND HAVING FUN !! HELPING EACH OTHER RELAX, JUNKING, BLAH BLAH !! THE NEXT DAY, PULLING EACH OTHER OUTTA THE BED, AND GREETING EACH OTHER WITH " SHOPPINGGGGGGGG ~!!!! QUICK GET UP, FATS ! " OH MY OH MY, I'M GETTING CARRIED AWAY. AHEM ! SO YES ! THAT IS IT ! I WANNA GO SLEEP THOUGH I DOUBT I CAN ! TODAY, I BLOATED MYSELF WITH A BOWL OF BEEHOON SOUP ( WHICH WAS A LOT ! I TOLD WARNI I WANTED JUST A LITTLE BUT SHE REFUSED AND DUMPED ME THE WHOLE SHIT LOAD. AND I FINISHED IT REGARDLESS. MAKE ME REGRET LIKE FUCK. ) AND DINNER OF ROASTED PORK RICE WITH JAW ! OH !! AND TWO CHOCOLATE BISCUIT WITH RAISINS ! SHIT MAN ! ALL OF THEM ( EXCEPT DINNER. ) WAS EATEN OUTTA ITCHY-MOUTHness. YESTERDAY, I HAD 5 SLICES OF BREAD AT AROUND 1-2 AM !!!! 2 OF CHOCOLATE AND 2 WITH SKIPPY !! JASONE COULDN'T FINISH HIS AND HE FORCED ME TO HAVE IT WHICH I DIDN'T AT FIRST ! BUT I WAS LIKE, JUST. URGH !!!! AND ATE IT !!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK. NOW EVERY MORNING I WAKE, I'M GREETED WITH A REALLY HUGE TUMMY. USUALLY, IT'D BE FLAT AND SMEXY BUT THESE FEW DAYS, IT'S JUST :'(


SNAP OUT OF THIS ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY TERRIBLY DEVILISH HABIT !!!!!

SUNDAY. ( stay home and fucking binge !!!!!!! )
breakfast = 2 slices of skippy-ed bread ( if i can wake. )
lunch = what's served.
dinner = 2 apples !

MONDAY. ( with momsie in hotel. )
breakfast = farm house milk and two rolls !
lunch = crystal jade ! stuff yourself !!
dinner = nothing much ! come back and milk again !

TUESDAY. ( the day to leave. )
breakfast = farm house milk with 2 rolls !
lunkch = whatever's served in plane !
dinner = don't follow them out for dinner !!!! either follow and eat or sip on your stupid drink ! either you fucking eat and grow fucking fucking fat or you starve yourself and get slim-ly slim !!!


ALRIGHT ! I'M CONVINCED !

ze beanie !!

getting fat is not a way to express how you feel ! it is not the answer to why you're leading sucha sad life. fuck ! wake up, lisa ! LIVE the life !

this was edited with cell phone last night when i couldn't catch a fooking wink so it's kinda sucky but this is my inspiration !! it works like zen ! ha ha, okay. stupid me. but this is my mobile wall paper to remind me !

karma sorta found me ! for eating without the hunger and not giving a thought to those poor animals who're starving out there cos every night when i suddenly open my beautiful eyes, i see this piece of gold !! and i'd go, ugh, and fall back asleep.


who's not prouda me !? huh ? i did that ALL BY MYSELF. !! it's half way done. i just need another day to stuff the now-washing clothes and my accessories and cosmetics and shoes and jackets and mary-janes and holiday assignments and books !

that's all. see you =>

Long time no use !

hey yo ! itz been ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine decades since i've last applied my facial creme due to my laziness, thus ending up with bad break outs well not really bad break outs but still break outs if you know what i mean.
so today, i woke up early in the morning at 8am and got ready for, AHEM AHEM AHEM *ksdjsjkfdvnmsdmv for church but failed badly at trying hard to listen to the preacher ( it's a christian term if i'm not wrong ? ) i was so sleepy i kept yawning, cracking my knuckles and pretending to do prayers, shutting my eyes out and dang ! that felt great ! y'know, my eyes were straining so badly, so dyingly craving to be shut for a good rest but i just HAD to listen. the lady beside me must have felt irritated but i more irritated with her lah ! her voice damn high sia ! the pitch can go as high up as a, well, just high. she doesn't even need to screw her face up just to have a high pitch. it just came but it was so ear piercing !! i couldn't even hear my own low voice ! so i didn't quite sing happily today. jasone was worse. he kept stretching his arms, every seconds. so i showed him how to rest his eyes ( ? ) . after nudging him, i was like, asked him to look at me. i pretend to rub my browns with 4 of my fingers ( so it covered up the sides of my face. ) and blinked my eyes out. and took a few seconds of rest which at that time, was a blissed moment, even though it's just a few seconds. i hope Jesus won't hate me, but of all these ( how do you call. ) i've read, they stated that jesus loves you for who you are and i promise i'll have a good night's rest the next time before making my way out to the church the next time !!
okay, enough about church. uncle drove us to ngee ann poly afterwards. to just like, check out ? ya know, prepare me to study hard blah. the campus is fucken big ! i think if i ever, ever get into it, i'd be dying of tiredness every pace i take and did i mention that the ground is somewhat hilly ? like a slope ? i'll check it out in the internet laterz.
meanwhile, i'm suffering from a very sharp pain in my abdomen area. and it's raining. and i can hear the droplets of rain hitting my roof.
rat pat rat pat pat.
and here i am, typing. i wanna go off to bed. soon, soon. these few days, i'm just being really naive. i know every drip of energy in my body's completely drained out but i still sit there, surfing the net and on what ? i really have no idea. i'll just dwell and dwell till my. shiet. thunder ! scared me out ! oh my. okay, as i was saying, till my pc crash down. aaaaah, another thunder. do yours suffer the same fate as mine ah ? mine'll just go *black, and switch itself off. irritating lah ! jas said it's coz the pc's too hot but no leh ? i have purposely faced the " lips " of the air-con directly down and i'd be freezing but yet, the darn pc still break down. ha ha, crazeh. emotional breakdown ? physical breakdown ? like, it's too cold so it fainted ? ha ha ? bye ?

i'm not feeling blue, no.

oh yeh, i finally read my mails today ( i read 4. ) and thank god i read this. it was sent to me from all the way from turkey. HA HA ! i think khatab just forwarded it to every of his contacts but anyways, it's a chinese proverb originated from the netherlands. real stuff, pretty cool. i likes. oh hehe, i forwarded it to 20 of my friends. this kinda stuff JUST had to forward lah, it was perfect 20 mian ! i didn't count, it must all be meant as, fate. HOEHOEHOE. i sent them to special people i chose so if you received it, THANK ME ! cos I sent it to YOU ! but if i didn't then, then i didn't flood yer shiet i'm lame i wonder who okay, enough about personal stuff and here it is.


with money, you can buy a house, but not a home.
with money, you can buy a clock but not time.
with money you can buy a bed but not sleep.
with money, you can buy a book but not knowledge.
with money you can see a doctor, but not good health.
with money, you can buy a position, but not respect.
with money, you can buy blood, but not life.
with money, you can buy sex but not love.

if you agree, cheers. =>

Fuckin' Good.

been youtube-ing since.


Musiq.




Go Mraz, go !


Reminds me of J'Blunt.



Loves and she so gorgeous lah !


Vidz.



He he, the guy so cute wor.



Cute advert.





J O K E S !
haha, i laughed at these. do we share the same sense of humor ?


The mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"
and
Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"


HAHAHAHAHA. i like this.
Boy 1: Why did you run away from the naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will
turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!

THIS TOO !!

Three guys were introduced to a girl:
Hi, I'm Peter not a saint.
I'm Paul not a Pope.
I'm John not a Baptist..
The girl replied:
Hi! I'm Mary not a virgin.


AND THIS !!

OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I
can even cure cancer, but I'm sorry I cannot raise the dead.
hahahahahaha.

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.
They were all "philosophising" on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, "I tink de fassess ting in the world is a "thought", because
before you can tink of it, it already thought."
Mildred said, "No man, the fassest ting in the worl' is a "blink", because
before you can tink to blink,you dun blink already."
Lucy said, "No, no, the fassess ting in the world is helectricity, because
when you turn on de light switch, de 'lectric travel farss-farss and the
light com on before you done know it."
Leroy said, "All ah-onoo wrong!! The fastest ting in the whole worl' is
diarrhea."
Everyone sey, "Diarrhea?"
Leroy said, "Yes man, cause las' night, ev'n before I could tink, blink, or
turn on de light dem, I done shit up meh self." !!!!


DAMN RIGHT.

The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes...
might be lonely.
And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,
"I am too blessed to be stressed"


coolios !

For God so loVed the world,
That He gA ve
His onL y
BegottE n
SoN
T hat whosoever
Believeth I n Him
Should N ot perish,
But have E verlasting life."
John 3:16

News of the Year.

hello you. it's 7.40 in the morning AND I'M UP ! as energetic as ever ! am having breakfast as i type on. well, no, i'm not going out or whatever, my body just jerked me up, somehow. i turned in too early last night, hehe. it's only the 2nd of novembre ! momsie's gonna be here, yes, another change, on novembre 7-9th, cos the visa for hk and everything ain't completely done yetz. sofa king long !!!!!! and there's nothing left for me to do to kill time ! i ain't got no work, i ain't got no work and i still ain't got no workz ! this is totally, SIAN ! usually, i'd be over the moon planet upon hearing new like how fast school's gonna break out or how long my holiday's gonna be, y'know, stuff like that but when school's finally over like, A FEW WEEKS AGO !? i still have to wait here in singapore yo !
-_- zzzzzzzz.
i couldda been in little thailand \ myanmar doing so many things !!!! it'd've like only a day since i'm there cos i'd be busily busy ! but here i am, just idling, waiting for visa shiets to be done. this is totally killjoy ! okay. bye.

MEANWHILE . . .






CULOQUE OR PINAFORE !?
{ howev. you spell it. }


this is taken off photobucket. which explains the size. the copy of it in my pc's been stored in the cd and i can't possibly look for the disc just for A picture ya get what i mean ? anyways, this is our yenhui, the desginer.
* applause.



it's painfully annoying and disgusting how i see some people switching to myspace WITH AN ANG MOR " ATTITUDE. " sick can or not lah !? just because you wanna attract that hunk\chic doesn't mean you hafta change your profile to such a, ew. be proud of yourself lah !? where's that asain pride seh ? my g.