Marche.

how i kicked start my holiday mood : by being sick and staying in bed all day long. recoverd in time, cried of pain, replaced my and i went out with farah arah yesterday but guess where we went !? uhm, westmall's mac !? ha ha ! i was penniless, all gone to the taxi's mouth and farah was left with 8$ so she had to treat me to eveh-ree-thang. i felt like i was living in poverty or something !? totally no money, so before i went out, i cooked a pack of mee-go-rain, ate it, then made myself a cup of milo and then with that, i went out, with my cheap milo in my hands, walking down the street feeling so poor :o(

i was thinking really hard about leaving house or not cos i know myself too well. i went to bed, body facing down, how i fell asleep is beyond anybody's guesses. woken up by an hour later by natures's call, hadda use the toilet, but i laid there, thinking, the day's gonna be so wasted if i just stayed home and refuse to move. and more over, i have never left home empty handed so i just had to try. so up ! and i felt so alive and within 2 hours' time, i was outta the house. ha ha ! super fast of me ain't !? and whoa, this i have to post it up to remind me in future when i'm 89.

DEAREST OLD LISA, GUESS WHAT !? TODAY, EH, I MEAN, YESTERDAY, ON THE MARCHE 9th 2008, CAN YOU STILL RECALL THE DAY ? THAT DAY WHERE FARAH SPILLED ALL OF HER CHICKEN SHE GOT FROM SIAM KITCHEN ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL DELICATED HANDS ?? WHERE THESE 2 WOMEN BESIDE YOU 2 KEPT STARING AT YOU 2 COS YOU 2 WERE MAKING HELL OF A NOISE ? WELL WHAT EVER THE THING IS, YOU WERE EARLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 17 YEARS, 2 MONTHS AND 9 DAYS !!!!!!!!! WHOA, HA HA , I KNOW YOU'RE SMILING SO HARD TILL YOUR DENTURES JUST DROPPED BUT PLEASE, ._.''

i managed to complete 3\4 of a single critical response topic. good job, lisa. 5 and 1\4 topics to go !!! finally taught farah arah a single sum of indices ^_^ well to sum the day up, it was spent with the arrrrromaaa of the chicken ( ahem, very the aromatic ah. ) fries, burgers, me feeling in love, farah feeling in love with math sums, me building castles in the air, farah pestering me to concentrate in my work, a little picture taking and yep. that's prolly about it.

when i got home, i blasted my ear drums by tuning my music from my mobile to the highest possible, went to the kitchen, turned a deaf ear to maid, refilled my milo, and went up. shall post about maid later. then i went online and OB web-cam with me. my oh my ~ she was tearing cos she has to leave thailand and gasp !!!! this means no more seeing her pretty face whenever we go over to thailand !!!! :'o(
she is kinda like migrating to this another part of thailand. i wasn't sure cos my comp caught a cold ( i think !? ha ha ! cos jasone pushed the mouth of the air con, directly blowing my lap. ) and the buttons were too frozen to behave. well, no matter what the problem is, i shall be text messaging her later to tripple confirm. half way wc-ing, guardian came into my room and asked about my results and for the first time ! she didn't go asking me why i did so blardy bard for all my papers instead, she's changing tutors for me :oD though really, the problem lays with who else but yours lovingly. oh well. and then i told her to get 2 tutors who teaches physics and accounts respectively. with them, i pretty much am sure my results will improve. well, most likely. then we moved on to the topic of the maid. whoa, the problem with allllll maids, be it phillipinas or indonesianas ( ha ha ! no such word !!! ) , they come to an infertile land of negativities everytime and i mean, EVERYTIME. we aske them, " did you see my money ?? " so today, i asked neh-na that and the first thing she did ?

" joyce, i don't know. you look your room ? "
" ya. i only put it at the stair case. you got se or not. "
" no i never, joyce. you look look again, joyce. "

i was fuming leaw ah bloody hell. obviously i was already searching darn hign and darh low right !? still had the skinny cheeks to ask me search for them again and shit. if i'm sounding mean, trust me, i am not. it was just, really, her " fault. " i mean, she can at least offer to help me look for it right !? i was going out with farah and the cash was missing so i need it a-sap and she was just standing there asking me to look and look and look WHEN I ALREADY AM LOOKING. waaaa make me bloody angry. so she'll come into my room once in a while and ask me to " look again. " when i was and i'm sure you know what i mean. so finally, jasone told her to come up to our room at one time, and asked her, " you got see my sister's money ? " well i hafta admit the way he shot the question was somewhat over-done, and then her face turned ghasty, the thunders started roaring, and she said,
" you think i take your money joyce ? no i never take, joyce. "
jasone. " i never say you take. i only asking you where you put it. maybe you put it together with something else while youwere packing my room ! "
" i never take your money joyce. "

i turned from the cabinet, faced her and told her very slowly.
" ya, i know you never take. all i'm asking is WHERE you put my money ? why would i say you took it ? just help me think of a place where you MIGHT have put it okay. i need to go out with my friend, no money how i go out. maybe when you packing jason's room, you put it in a book ? "

she just repeated her i-never-take-your-money and waa lazy type lah. she was teary-eyed when she came up to my room. but i didn't say anything cos it was very much her own fault to come up with a lousy conclusion of her own wad rightsxz. so then gaurdian told me that money is a sensitive subject ya dee dee deh and blah balh blah, later into the night, some one called me and i answered cos i thought it was some one else but it turned out to be joe. we haven't been talking for a few weeks i guess. the first 15 seconds, i was like, shit. shouldn't have answered the call but a few more seconds later, ha ha ! we were just talking like, well, talking again. we chatted till my mobile battery went flat if you wanna know how long we talked. HA HA ! well, i played the quiz from princess's diaries and asked him if it was true, cos for me it was, and his was too ! ha ha ! that's a really good quiz. then we played flames. ha ha ! his was enemies but he didn't wanna tell me who the other party was until the time is right and then we played Twirls ( idknow what this game is called but i'll just be calling it Twirls. ) and apparently ! ha ha ! what a teaser. we weill be married together in australia, we are rich and we will be having, uhm, just for the record, 10TENTEN10 KIDS !!!!!! ha ha ! i was already laughing when he chose the digits 1 and 0. okay okay i am in a very very big rush right now. i'm supposed to be leaving the house now, idknow htplan really. guardian's giving me taxi fare to drop to school first then to orchard but i am planning to meet farah, take a bus to school, ask jason to drop my cheque and farah's work to the office then take the tube to national library ( i'm planning to study with her. ) and jasone loves to read these category of idknow what then after we're done with everything, ah soen and i will go directly to meet momsie love. yep. i gotsa go !! gaurdian's askin me to hurry. i have yet to pack the bag to sleep over at mom's !!! pictures will definitely not be up today. bye. have a great holiday, rise and shine ! and camera batt is dead flat !!!!! how to take pigs later !?
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rise and shine for chinese at 8.30 in the morning !! choosing a jacket.

lesson is done and mas selamat greets me.
these orchids i plucked from neighbors houses.
see how hawaiian i look ! :oD

get ready to leave home !

big nose like j'chan.
" eh jasone ! come and take pig. today the weather very nice make my skin look very healthy. you come try. "
" ha ha the magic doesn't work on your face ! you look like drug addict leh. "

en route ! uhm, can i change my mobile soon ?
hi i am inlove with something on my palms !
hi. it says something.
forever !
hey cutsie arah.
squash and eat *.%

miss f.

ha ha.
ha ha.

ha ha.
ha ha.
she shall be rememberd forever.
hoe hoe.
the snap shot in the talk short.

tryin out the effects we were.

ready, smiley capture ! SMILE !

a girl's bestfriend : cosmetics.
darkest effect.
and the lightest.
farah light soda.
lisa soda light.

honestly, idknow why i had my head raised in every shots. what was i trying to captur, i dont know.

ease my troubles, thats wot you do.

mac's.
hey hey you you.
i don't wanna be your girlfriend.
no way no way,
what's next ah ?

a few bus shots, crazy faced.



back home.


jasone leading his wasted life.

The Multitasker.

hello. as i am typing, i am acutally dong the following things

- chatting online.
- doing research on my food and nutrition project.
- telling hwee koon and hong wei what to do for F&N.
- trying to blog.
- completing all of my critical response topics and that = everything. so far i've completed just the first ; the plans to make year 2008 a good one.
- holding a mango bun on my left hand,
bite bite chew chew.
- drinking cheen-chow.
- checking up on thesaurus to replace a few words for CR. i hear it's counted in CA.

and lastly, COMPLAINING AND SUFFEREING SILENTLY OF BACKACHE ! bloody hell my sitting position is really very de poor. i'm sitting in this weird position you see those office ladies sitting. body tilted to an angle and fingers reaching out to the keys call me slow but i took more then forever to type what i've typed so far.

i am finally dead broke. the lazy side of me decided against taking lousy bus so i ended up taking a taxi home. you'd've guessed i was some panicky woman anxious of the taxi fare for i kept glancing at the taxi metre every chance i get and that's like, every minute ?? ha ha ! but thank goodness it was just a mere 4 $. what a surprise i got when i saw the total amount, this is the cheapest ride i've had ever since january !!!!

i am so proud of myself and i am pretty sure i will be telling myself that every other days. WHY !? simply becos i am no longer the lazy girl that depends on just one single bus to get to school ! i have changed my route now. i am taking the average bus now. why average ? cos right, i notice that the new route i take is filled with people dressed simply for work. i think it's cos it's just some neighborhood jobs but from 173 side, people doll themselves up prettily cos they're the urban side. ha ha ! the urban = orchard. the rural = all the streets that start with bukit.
so well the thing is, the chances of me getting to school is, z-i-l-c-h. zilch i tell you. omigooood. i dont know why i tokin lyk dis so drrrrrrrt muzt be reading too much of thesaurus joys. i only looked up on 2 words and they are perfection and determined. wohkay. i feel so cold brr. grant my last request just let me hold you ~~ today was hmm, what can i say. ha ha ! i am feeling so random now, i feel like air molecules, vibrating anywhere everywhere in this case, my vibrating = wandering thoughts. i crossed te road without the proper rule and this security guard ( farah would know who. ) came and " you cross ! you cross now okay. tomorrow i report you. " but neh neh nee poo poo. i cross already. WHAT TO DO ? taxi came so superwoman whoosh whoosh ! saved by driver in shining mercedes. ha ha ! no lah ! shining pink sunglasses.

come to think of it, i haven't been taking pictures for a looooong time. i can't wait till it's friday !! ha ha, i am dying to paint my nails. oh my. the 9 days worth of celebration. suprisingly, i feel like studying instead of meeting my moms. no evil thought lah, but just, i feel i have been failing some if not all subjects bardleeee. veli veli badlee. i got 1 third for my chinese today leh !! 20\60 whoa. drastic drop ( since primary school. ) all right, i want go bathe now boi boi and goo nine !


please do not jeer and degrade my handphone camera anymore, cos IT'S ALREADY GOTTEN MANY FROM ME !!!! waaa i've never seen such black pig in my life before you know. how can it produce such lousy effects !!!?

with a few editings, i managed to revive our dead faces back.
apparently, you can see clearly now that sean was dangling his mobile phone, both kw and halijah were smiling sweetly and i on the other hand was trying to show off my tiger bizkitz. ha ha !

spot me !

AGY DEYN IS ON TIME !!!!!!!

so i was having my chinese tuition just last night when chinese chan finally settled with the verdict that i, myint myint maw 'a qual mike joyce han zang lisa, was and am cleared innocent from her recent verbal attack. the reason why she flared up like a godzilla who'd just eaten a handful of chilli padi was simply because, she dialled the wrong digits for my mobile phone number. after getting a " wrong number. " from a man TWICE, she scolded me like no tomorrow when i called her. when asked, she sarcastically said if that guy who answered the calls was my boyfriend. very ._. can ???

from the above scenerio, i am still confused and annoyed when the only thing adults can gather when they hear a guy's voice or when you get back home late is, " YOO GO OUT WITH BOIFLEN AHHH. "

alrighties ! i have been checing out on corset piercing ever since i finally laid down on my newly arranged bed. whoa i like how my room look now !! it's squeaky clean+neat+cute+smart = lisa candella's hardwork. well back to cp, my my ~ i feel like getting one but i know, i can never endure the pain and i will have this lingering sense of intimiwhat ? that will keep on ' awakening. ' me. what shiet you talking about joys !? well, i mean like i'm so scared that the piercing will get hooked on to my clothes !!! and then if i move too violently, the piecrings would tear or soemthing ? ~_~

but on the other hand, i hope the next day when i wake up, the piercings will just be there miraculosly cos why !? i wanna wear like this kinda flowy dress that has a really wide opening at my back, and the opening ends just above the end of my spinal cord so i can show off the corset piercings. COOL MUCH !? waaa i really feel like having them nowsxz. i shall go search for pictures like that later after i blog to show you what i mean. if there isn't, then i shall just summom my magical hands to do the work *.8

well well. i reported major stomach cramps today. heh heh. realllllly hor. i have a very weak tummy it's always coming up with weird weird pains each attack. i have been sleeping friggin early these few days !!! i'm sleeping at 00.30 isn't that super cool !? more than claps i deserve. so i rose up early in the mornig at 9 and i started massive clearing my just-been-ransacked room. it's so coolsxz now ! well for me. i lovexzs my room cos i feel protected. HA HA ! it has a hong kong feel. even though my room is the size of your eye wax ??? i will be decorating my room in a few days to come. i have to start shopping for the mini furnitures my room demands and my allowance has been increased !!! hehe but i get it twice, MEANING, every sunday and thursday why !? cos my guardian said,

" oh yes joys, your pocket money has been increased to 60. "
" OH ???? "
" but you'll be getting it twice. i'll give it to you every sunday and thursday cos if i give it to you one go, you're bound to spend them all ! "
" oh ha ha okay sure. "

blast. wasted my happiness of 2 seconds. hai hai hai, wot can i say !? 17 indeed. but still i'm left with a few coins now. i don't know what i spent on !!!!! i think my purse is spoilt. must be ! if not my money all fly where ah !? i think all my notes got blown off by the wind when i wasn't paying much attention to my purse. note to self : GET A NEW PURSE, A-SAP ! moreover, my purze looks like shit now. i wanna get something simple. oh my !!!!!! i just remembered !!!! HA HA ! i recently found this round idknow htcall my moms bought for me when she was in hk !! ha ha ! i will be using it today on wards. it is in perfart condition cos i have yet to use it, the price tag is still intact lawlz. it is bound to keep my money safe. darn sure.

whoah i feel like there're so many things i want now. like new clothes, def. new handbags, def. new notebooks, def. and shit ! new piercings as well. i totally forgot about corset piercing !!!!! i have the attention span of a cockroach i think ._.

weeee i tink i will be organizing an opening ceremony for my room once it's completed. i am so happy now cos tomorrow's wednesday and it will be a few more hours before i get my part 2 allowance !! ha ha ! speaking of money, i was with moms shopping at taka when i spotted this outfit i really really really would love love love to have. it's from tommy hilfiger and fuck. DAMN NICE !!!!!!!!!!! it's like, a creamy white long knitted pull-over on the outside and inside's this tailored piece of " boyfriend shirt. " or whatever you call it. whoah super cool. straight away when i saw that, i knew just what i was gonna match that set of top with. moms was more into this other top which i too, find it smexeh. i'll be praying to get it soon :o) even if i don't, i am gonna save up for it. the one i love should add up to be +250, -300 $. if i have sufficient money, i will also buy the other piece along which is 180 or 150 i forgot. shiet. i love them so. soon lisa, soon. CANNOT !!! I HEAR THEM CALLING MY NAME !!!!! omgoodness !!! i want them soooo bad. okay stop. stop all this whines. it's irritating. MOVING ON !
i want .. . . . those ... HARLOW !? MOVING ON !

i have updated my collection of songs in my imeem playlist. check them out if you have nuffin to do ! hawk nelson's are great ! love all. well, i am so distracted right now. good bye.

much love, cockroach.

A very contented Joys.

yoohoohoooo ! ha ha ha ! there are a few reasons behind the mood i am possessing right now. first off, i bought 2 new cardigans !! one's sweet baby pink, a very nice color, and the others a mixture of yellow and gray stripes. both i am not wearing to school though cos it's def. gonna be enlarged. the next thing is i applied for a membership over at the body shop. next !? face shop ! ha ha ! i needa get some decent nail polishes. bought this sweet smelling body cream and 2 lip balms. the next thing i am so happy about is, i feel like an adult now !!! ha ha, the old puma bag i am using now feels so adultish idknow why. i have made it a point to take 61 to school instead of 173 all the time. well the thing is, the bags makes me feel good cos i can stuff everything in and carry it side ways so any shiet i need ? just plug them out. and then ! i am reading the godfather now. ha ha ! thanks mozzarella cheesy penguin !! i hated it the first time cos it was so boring but hey man that was when i was uhm, 16 ? i am 17 now ! ha ha !! so it's much more understandable nowz

*_&

well the thing i am most happy about now is no, not the holidays but my room !! i will soon be transforming it with neh-na. she's aving her dinner now so i'll be having a hot fudge shower later on and pack my room. we're deciding to change the layout and shit. well well well ! what can i say ! a true 17 indeed ! :oD

next ! the much awaited 7 days holiday is very soon approaching !! i shall be with my moms of course :oD we'll be eating Myanmar cuisine next. haven't had it for a few good months ! and oh hoe hoe. i am off for now. i know, this post is the most random one. i was just looking at my old posts when i was 16 ! HOE HOE.

oh shiet. which just reminded me. i have yet to catch the leap year !!!! i was supposed to be watching with lawrence and a few of his friends but called off last minute. we were too sleepy. i was with moms over at cine booking the tix but alas ! horror of horrors !!! the only seats left were the frontest of them all ! who wanna watch tomorelo ?