Biarlah.

my red hot sexy cute adorable charming very pretty tongue is hurt now. i was makin myself oatmeal when i blindly tried on it to see if it was sweet enough but i ended up spittin it out cos it was too bloody hot ! i just got it outta the microwave and blindly ate those from the core. anyways as i'm typing now, i am back with badly aching legs and badly sore back. i met hwee koon this early morning over at jurong east. had japanese meal for lunch then we made our way to bukit batok to meet hardi and udi ( i got his name wrong. ) slacked till 16 before makin our way to boat quay to drink again. hwee koon brought the orange flavored vodka this time and i proudly drank 3 cups ^.^ with more than half of sprite :oD BUT STILL RIGHT ! ha ha. fiq couldn't make it today coz he had work so it was only hwee koon harid udi his girlfriend and this little boy who doesn't look his age. anyway ! today is the drunky drunkier drunkiest day. HK and i took the wrong train and hadda transfer back and btt we reached jurong east, it was already only a few minits to 1am AKA the last train available. we went down, put on a sad face,
" uncle, we only have 4 $, but can you bring us to jurong west ? "
" haaaa. 4 dollas ha ! cannot, too far alreadi. you ask behind one. "

" can you like brin us to jurong west ? but we only have 4 left. . "
" 4 ?? "
" ye. jurong west very near from here. "
" street what ? "
" street street. "
" very far lah, there already almost 9 $ already. "
" huh, nine !? so much ah ! "
" ye lor. ."

so after much discussion, i asked TD how much to bukit timah and it was around 9 odd so,

" then jurong west 8 $ only can ? "
" oh course ! "

so off we went on our own ! my body are aching like crazy now. ye maybe it was a little boring without fiq but ta shi bie ren de zang fu ! ha ha ! as i was watchin alla them drunk, i couldn't help but laugh cos i told HK there were like a TV programme to me but i doubt she could hear me ! different individuals with different behaviors = very interestingly humoros to me. HK giggles a lot when she's drunk. hardi talks a lot but at a slower pace when he's drunk. udi still can ask people to hang on and not fall asleep when he's drunk and his girlfriend wants to sleep but is prevented by her BF when she's drunk. as for me, well i shall wait and find out ! today's outing higlights on the aftermath. i couldn't look for any help. i was the only one awake so i had to depend on my poo brain to make up decisions. it was already 22 odd so goin back home is a big no to me cos it's already locked. but even if i rush home, HK will be alone and that spells dangeros trouble. so i texted goh chap may and jaw to ask for help. jaw told me to send her back no matter what cos she's drunk and anything can happen. so i thought about it and it only seemed right to send HK back. GCM wanted me to send HK back but she doesn't trust me on my own cos a girl out there alone in the night, maybe i won't get eaten by men but i will def get eaten by warewolves ! or stray dogs !! ye they got no taste lah unlike human. hehe anyways, i combined both their feed backs and came up with the solution. well well well. i think fiq's got a job now which is great ! cos he couldn't hunt for a job the other week. he's already dropped outta i forgot what ITE cos his course was about these satellite stuff which gave him headache so he told his mom he wanted to quit. but his mom was like if you quit now, how're you gonna support your wife in future ? to which he replied, " it's my decision, i know how to handle. " so ye. new job = new future. which reminds me, HK and i went to look for job the other day and none has called so far !!! it's really silly of them to delay time cos it only arouses our anticipations. they should just be honest and tell us like, sorry but we're lookin for . . . and not we'll call you back after ! see now wait until the heart want explode already. i told CC i was lookin for a job now to which she strongly disapproved cos 4$ is a very little sum but to us kidz, it's like a windfall cos to us, money doesn't fall eazy. but if you think about you wasting 8 hours of your time and get exchanged with a mere 32 $, it's really silly. in 8 hours, we can do so much more things that're meaningful ! like study cos these knowledge will help us earn Big Bucks in future. quite true eh ! anywayz ! i guess thiziz all for today ! bye bye from a lovely nurse ! :oP
it's 3.38 in the mornin i'm gonna offmy mobile and rot tomorrow. my eyelids are so heavyz.

we were too full to even blink back then but now as i'm typing, i'm dying for them so bad !

photo by hardi of udi who was so absorbed by PSP.

en route !

i've always been awed by TGD everytime i see it in friendster profiles and i wonder where on beautiful earth this place it. i've asked around but none of them knows until one fine day, i was out and there . . far away, i saw it. and it's simply in singapore, not magnificent overseas.

photos by udi ! guess how old he is !?

under the sunset.

i look diseazed. it was past 20 and i was there bz takkin care of 2 drunkards, JIC they fall into the river.

in the tube ! only after takin these pigs did i realize that i mightaf been sarfoekatin HK with my HB.

beautiful innit !? sometimes i love how things always appear so pretty. anyway, he's 12TWELVE1212TWELVE !!!!

Nurse.

YO ! well i had chinese chan today. i spent a total of 40 minits searchin for my nowhere-to-be-found ker ben. durin tuition, my mind was like floatin everywhere but the lesson itself until i read " chi shi " as " bi shi. " bi shi says nose shit. anywayz ! i have finally made up my mind to get this course in poly !! ha ha, i damn excited can. i called momsie right after CC and told her about my plans. well you see, chinese chan told me about the courses, all of a sudden, my mind went binggg ! and i asked her about nursing. for people who're no geniuses in math like me, should take up nursin cos all you needa do is take care of the sickies and invalids. i gotta buck up on english and chinese then ima gonna learn thai and burmese seriously now. tryin to broaden my languages. i shall be the linguist of the hospital ! hehe. anyway. CC's daughter's already workin in UK !!! wow so envious !!!! it'll be 4 years before that's me. anyways, after nursin course, CC recommended me to travel outta singa and get a degree in a certain part of nursing like facial specialist, dental specialist and all. i think this job suits me well cos i have such a warm heart !!!!! really eh. i used to give the meat in my every meals to my dog back in myamnar know. i also used to give this old granny of mine packets of candies mom got from other countries know. aiya i've done too many kind deeds i cant recall any and i'm braggin about it i shall have my head beheaded. oh wait, but i'm the queen ! ha ha okay i'm so mad right now ?
anywayz ! before CC, i called mom, she's in thailand, gonna go back to myanmar the badly hit country in a few days' time and horror of horrors !!!! my house got hit ! apparently, the bloody metal gate from my neighbor's got swung against my mom's room. and jaw's too. so the glasses are broken into not millions but billions pieces. ha ha, meydepoa heard noises from mom's windows so thinkin that the maid hasn't locked the windows right, she scolded her bitterly but alas ! destruction welcomed them. but how the metal gate could gain so much force is beyond my imaginations. and the ceilings also dropped. ha ha ! so much for thinkin my house is a strong old thing. house is currently goin through renovation so all's safe. anywayz, my guardian's office there also got hit. ha ha the satellite got blown away, looks cute eh. well i pretty much hope myanmar will clear all these mess soon so there won't be viruses and germs floatin mid air. i told my mom to put on the mask when she steps outta the plane. somehow, this whole thing kinda reminds me of SARS. SARS the deadly. oh well.

lemme get back to nursin. it'll be darn cool right ? joyce as the nurse. the only thing i can't handle is givin people jabs. quite scary. i wanna read to the old people, i wanna play hide and seek with the kidz, i wanna take care of the sick adults and most importantly, ima gonna take care of myself well so no germs can attack me ! and one bonus point - i rarely get sick. and when i say rarely, i mean rraarreellyy. it's like, jason always get influenza or high fever and i'll always be there TRYING to be sick but my immune system is too strong ! i'm not the kinda girl that sneezes when she's cold, i'm not the kinda girl that looks so cute when she's sick, i'm not the kinda girl that shivers when it rains. instead, i'm the kinda girl that goes " COLD MEH ???? " ha ha ha okay ._. well well well. it's friday now and i am so . . uhm, so not tired. infact, i'm so energized ! my PC's crazy now. i can't find my pictures in C file. i'm urgently lookin for urgent help urgently. very urgently. okies. i guess thisis all for today ! bye bye. i'm gonna be a nurse !!!!! -beams-

along the river we sit.

SATHERTHEY.

HARLOW ! i was woken up a lot of times this mornin due to the blasting thunderstorm. wow it was so loud till i had to use the cottons meant for removing my nail varnish to shove them in my ears !? but i couldn't even sleep as you mighta imagined cos well, i was worryin about the cottons falling into my ear holes :oP and i didn't mention that my room's at the rooftop ? ha ha ! i was so pissed when i saw that it was 4FOUR4444FOUR in the mornin ._.

well i met hwee koon over at jurong east to have long john not gold not bronze but silver for breakfast. since we had like plenty of time, we went to take neoprints. ha ha ! it's been for ever since we've last took one !! the first machine got attacked by some virus or what shit while we were deco-ing so we had to change to a second machine. but anywayz ! hardi called HK so we took the tube all the way to marsiling. went over to fiq's house. ha ha ! barber's :oD waited for them guys to get ready before we went over to bugis. the streets there're like what you say ren san ren hai in chinese. crowded till uhm, i lost my way. i was like thinkin of idkw and before i knew it, i was separated from them. but anyway ! met hakim at the station and together, we walked towards the river to drink. i'm exceptional O:o) okay this smiley actually spells angelic.
ha ha ! joyce = O:o)
all of them were more than marboh ! ha ha, expecially hakim. ha ha ! watchin him drunk is like as funny as watchin just for gags ! ha ! ha ! for real. you can just go laughin till saliva drips okay maybe not to that extent but you get wot i mean. talked to fiq about some stuff. he was on moderation cos we were havin some talks. ha ! ha ! HK is drunk along with hardi and not to mention hakim. ha ha ha, later on if you can see the vid, moody is the one that's singin pitch less. ha ha, please squint your eyes for the million dollar part where he drops flat. okies. anyway, fiq and i talked about life, listened to songs, sang along the lines, him rap me hum, and i never knew playing " FIND. " could be so fun. ha ! ha ! ha ! FIND ! . . . . FIND ! . . . . FIND ! . . . okay find is like the classiest game. you just gotta ask them to find somethin you spot. initially started with fiq and me. his eye sights are def what i used to own ! but slowly, 5 of us all played and ha ha, had fits of laughter, all cos of moody. scratchin ballsxz, furry balls hairy balls yadee deedah. anyway ! left home with HK and hardi. i think i walked so fast till my sandals almost broke. ha ha ! i don't wanna be locked out again ! later hafta bother lawrence again. but aiyoh. rush so much in the end guardian wasn't even home and it was close to 12 ._.

anyway, it's a great day today and HK and i know pretty well why ;o)


hwee koon and joys.

those who think this is not pretty is . . . so, uhm, so not arty. ha ! ha ! ._.

right. so this is where we sat. a real cool place. it's like seperated from them rest of people. just climb up the mini wall from the pathway and the river welcomes you !

fiq.

lisa.

lisa with fiq.

fiq and funny moody.

moody and fiq.

lisa moody fiq.

all. fiq moody lisa hwee koon hardi.

hello you !

hi, this is singapore :o)

EXAMS OVER . . HURRAY !

HI. this is gonna be a long expired post. i was being sucha darlin by lendin my PC to cheese since i last blogged till now. so. here's it !

for this june holiday, i'll be travelling to . . . . . . BEDOK !! yep, that's right, ber dok. for the first time, i shan't be flying off durin long term holidays and if you ask me, i'm neither very pleased nor very displeased about the plans. actually, come to think of it, i'd much rather go back to thailand but then again, thinkin about jobs and cash and the hot spots here, i'll just be stayin here. sometimes i'm just really damn matured and 懂事 eh. well. the tickets and visa are already done so let's say if somethin did happen to my preferences, bye bye singapura tempora ! right so my plan for the mid year holidays is to get a decent job and well, clear my doubts on the topics i'm lost in cos i don't wanna come back again to greet them hello next year. BTW i'm no longer active in friendster anymore. the reasons may be silly but to me, it's just that friendster's becomin so fake for me it's like when people add me they expect me to be the sweet cute girl ( which i so not am. ) that's so great to meet cos of the pigs well just so you know, don't trust pictures cos all my pigs up there are the nicest amongst my every shots so sum the nicests up, you get the dainty porcelain like girl and that's just somethin i'm not so to prevent anyone from being blocked by disruptive images, i'm gonna bid farewell to friendster joyster. well it was a joy knowin people. i'm not deleting it cos i look back at my old testimonials. yep so blogger and messenger is where i'll be ! messenger is also another thing i'm tryna dump aside. OH WELL. let's see . . .

i've been really easily influenced by what i do and then enddup dreamin about it later. like yesterday. i went over to koh wei's. played SIMS and then used her coolio camera to start takin some pigs. she then told me about veronica havin a dog at home. okay so when i got home, i was tellin jason there's this new horror film castin in the theatre yadee dee dah i fell asleep at 18 odd after readin chicken soup. then guess what i dreamt !? bloody odd but it's kinda like a deja vu. i dreamt about meetin up again with the vietnam aqeou and abird again. when they saw me, i saw a screen and there wrote, both aqeou and abird was at the heartbeat rate of 60. suddenly, this bloody peach appeared and the rate quickly sunk to a 30 !!! and the rotten peach got 60 then maximized to a 100. then ! i dreamt about the horror film. shit the content a bit insane. and disgustin too. it's a little rated too. HA ! HA ! and i'm the mini lead actress. then ! of all places, i was livin the life in a village that's located in a forest ._. with many people. so these group of guys and i were sittin down when all of a sudden, i rolled backwards. there's this kinda inverted slope kinda thang. i was so scared cos i thought there were molten lava underneath the ground. why molten lava outta everythin' you may ask. well ! it's becos of the chicken soup !!! i was readin this story about the poor boy fallin into this pit blah blah blah. so i quickly tried to run back up. and surprise surprise. i actually did. but out of no reasons, I KEPT FALLING BACK DOWN !!! then i caught sight of this sign that's kinda like burnt in the middle. it read, pupdog is in ( something else. ) so i thought there was a volcanic eruption that's occured there before so i ran back up fast. as we were walkin round to have some desserts, out of no where, a really fuggin cute dog appeared. the dog's really darn cute !!!!! and it's called a pupdog. ha ha, so the bitch started givin birth and the whole forest was filled with extremely cute puppies. suddenly, i woke up and then replied a message, ha ha, ye i actually could still do that. i checked the time and it was like 2 in the mornin. i fell asleep again and out of no where, i woke up back in my room in thailand. it was 2 odd in the mornin but surprisingly, thawat wasn't asleep. so i got his cool camera out and started takin photographic pigs which just so you know, really turned out fine. well in my dreams anyway. i also dreamt of this poor rich kid that's my neighbor havin diabetes. ok diabetes is either too much of food science or it's cos farah hwee koon and i were talkin about missg. the boy is i think 3 or 5 but he's tall like a wooden plank. his legs were chubby. his face too. i fell in love the minit i saw him. i cuddled him and when i carried him in my arms, he immediately turned into the size of a baby .-. OKAY. enough about dreams. this whole portion is kinda cool actually. cos i'm gonna have an enjoyable time readin in future.

so accounts was yesterday. i think i did it pretty fast cos i had to sit and wait for literally, ever for the time to eventually run out. i couldn't sleep cos i was too full. and speakin of sleepin, i've been havin nightmares while i'm sleepin during or after the papers. ye nightmares in class in the mornin in school. how ironic. anyway, i got so bored of waitin i decided to do some calculations. for me to earn, if i get a revenue of 7000, 1 million dollars, i'll have to work till i'm FIFTY ONE !! 51 can you believe that ?? how can i enjoy at that age ?? sharkfins and herbs are definitely not my kinda thang. then i took on the courage to calculate how much i need to work if my pay per day is 4 ( this is actually to kinda scare myself if i don't study hard enough to get high fly jobs. ) and guess how long it'll be before i hit a million ? yes. 2976.2 years my dear, 2 THOUSAND 9 HUNDRED AND 76 YEARS !! whyever will i need so long to hit a small sum !? that's when i learnt that the future truly is a scary place cos money's so difficult to earn ! y'know when people tell me that parents go through a hard time to get money, i thought they were just a load of bull just so us kidz will listen and study hard but now, i really do understand how hard it is. i mean, just take me for an example ! i actually need 2 thousand off years to get 1million leh ! you tell me i think my 1000th generations will still have the heart to transform my coffin into gold ? it's pretty funny though when i think about me workin when i'm dead. it's funny cos i'll be workin in the cemetery as a . . . GARDENER ! ha ha, joyce pluckin the dead grasses and dumping the long withered flowers offered to my fellow mates. okay anyway, i'm workin hard to diet now cos KW and i have a splendid plan that shall be pretty much ravishin' by the endda next year hehe -beams- so ye. we're survivin on oats now. we the survivers gonna hit on them the losers. gonna be the wonders of you people, gonna be, gonna be, gonna be wickedly slender :o) so MAJULAH JOYS MAJULAH JOYS ! for those of you who don't know what MAJULAH actually means, it means forward in malayu. rest assured it's 110% right cos i always look at the subtitles of the national song screened on the projector every mornin :oD