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Saturday, June 21, 2008

after so long . .









well yes, after so long, ive finally managed to meetup with koh wei ! it's like, thru out this whole june break, we didn't get the chance to go out together mainly becos of the whole distance thang.
but anywayz. we had a really late night, i slept at 2.30-3 in the mornin and she slept at 5+ ! but surprise surprize. we manged to getup early. we went to pick jason up from the airport. and as absent-minded as i am, he forgot to bring my clothes i repeatedly demanded him to. i think the absent-minded trait runs in the blood. well anywayz. momsie and him went over to orchard while me and koh wei decided to go over to the national library to " ztudy. " as expected, none of us were really keen on the idea so we stayed on having fun in the air port. we then proceeded to bugis. but instead of makin our way to the library, we endedup goin over to the bugis street instead. bough 5 pairs of ear-rings each and went ( window. ) shoppin. after like 18++, we dropped in at the library, stayed there for 30 minits or so and decided to go catch shaolin girl at the nearest golden village theatre. nearest to us was marina bay. took the tube all the way there. well okay, not all the way, just a few stops and turned out ??
marina bay doesnt have a mall.
well not one thatz in our sights anyhow. it was all covered with construction sites slash buildings under goin renovations. but it wuz too dark so we didnt dare risk our beaitufil life to walk further so off we came back home since it wuz already 21 odd.

well, cheer up about hibyehinye. ha ha not same class at the evry least, still in the same school. ha ha, good day today ! movie soon ! enjoy the very last few days !!!

okay dokeh. herere the pigs.








i love this !! ha ha,
looks great cos she's tall and it just look darn nice right.

timer boom.
art.
fall.
her fave.

i only kno how to jump 1 style.

but look at KW's !!! holy, it's like, she can be a jumping model ! check em out yo !


land.
star jump.
jubilant.
like kena pushed.

eh me lousy lah.


split jump.

me cannot split heh heh.

gymnastic jump.

cannot jump lah.

side star.
nice much !


my fave of her :o) happy.


silly face.

loved !
not leg cram ah.

spot koh wei !

spot the water !

smoking kills.

cutie bye bye.

Friday, June 20, 2008

The ( great. ) Kooks.

hello motto !
hehe today wuz a pretty good day. well till the end anyway.
went over to hwa chong hostel, jaw's movin there, and damn ! it's nice as hell ! y'kno if they brought me to that place in the first place, i wouldnt do any complainin but just move there willingly lika puppy cuz the campus is superb ! y'kno when you walk in, the building already looks and feels like a grand place but mine ah.
there's even a music room and you gotta book, like each person can book up to 2hours per booking. there's even a drum set there ! holy shit. there's a big pool, which mine doesnt provide. the only lousy thing is the tele room. their's not as cozy and nice as NUS's. not to be bias, so i'd say both are nice cuz im livin simple ^.^
well anyway, after " inspectin. " HCH, momsie and i went over to the national library which is still a real great place after the last time i been there which was like 3 months back. hehe.
i was just copying the chinese work. whoa ! my handwriting is superb !!! i just gotta show ya. it's liek those ancient script. ha ha ! im complementing myslef way too much eh. so at 19, we left for pu tien restaurant to meetup with mom's ' hunky dad. ' friend. he just got back from japan and already, he looks like a japanese. it's my first time meetin him actually and i dont kno why i put a ' already. ' there :oP
he said my voice is very matured.
i don't kno if thatz good stuff or wotsoev. but uhm. heh heh. i guess i can pretend to call up teachers in future eh ;o)
so anyway. we went to mustafa for the evry first time.
after buying my bloody friggin FAKE mobile memory card, i couldnt look from my phone. we thot it wuz lost so mom tried callin but i couldnt hear. i wuz just thinkin of the new songz i could update into my phone when i felt my buttocks and damn !!! my phone wuz in my butt pocket !!!! ha ha, holy shit !! i donno itz like these few days im beginnin to be lika guy. im startin to place my hands in my butt pockets and yesterday, i even ( mis. ) placed my phone there. i donno. it feels comfy i guess. ha ha. so so so. yesterday, momsie jaw KK and i went over to lido to catch GET SMART. yep finally it's on ! ha ha holy shit the movee is funny as hell !!! y'kno. when you watch some films, it gets funny once every 30 minits or so but this, you can laugh every few minits !!! ha ha. people who need a good laugh should watch this. cos lisa candella strongly recommands it. not that this wuz better than iron man but still :o) shit y'kno i actually dremat that I was iron man !? ha ha ! never mind, no need for elaboration here cos you pretty much kno i wouldnt make a very splendid iron man eh. well anyway. as i wuz sayin, go catch it ! it's totally worth the bucks ! tho we missed a whole load of the first part.

we went in to the theatre late with so may carriers in our hands. it was crowded as hell. so we got to our seat, the frontest of all, but it was all occupied ! so i tried what i was told before.

" uhm, i think youre sittin on our seats ? it's l1-4 ? "
but they were between the lines of " but if we move then only got 2 seats. " and " but ours i also l1-2. "
so i said, " gimme your tickets. mine's l. i think you guys' are i ? "
so i got their tix but theirs was also L ! so i told them it wuz probly a printin error. then i said,
" this is . . .wots that show ? - brain stuck all of a sudden. - "
" get smart ! "
" oh ye !!! we're catchin get smart too !! but how come our seats are like . . "
and we excahnged a friendly laugh. so i looked around the theatre and saw there wuz a 4 empty seats behind so thinkin it wuz ourz, we went there. after fianlly getting or carriers settled on the floor, a group of guys came in to the theatre late and we were on their seats. so off we went, pickin our carriers. so i got out, called in the usher and told him our mess. he went to confront the girls i think, i was at the entrance. so i thot,and thot, and thot, and i thot, wuz ours the wrong time ??
i bent down ( there's small light lights on the ground. ) , got the ticket, and horror of horrors !!!! ours wuz at 16.45 !!! and we were in the 19 o'clock show !!!! i called the usher and told him there wuz a mistake so jaw went out, scolded the bloody sales ladies. i donno the content coz i wuz explainin to the usher. so when i reached the booth to see the manager, they were busy helping us change the seats and in the end,
WE GOT THE HOUSE SEATS !!!!!!!

ha ha ha okay i donno wot on earth a bloody house seat is but it sounds grand right !! ha ha ! it's just like any other seats maybe a little more rock-able. so as i said, it wuz so funny, our fumes died down. okie dokie. here's a pig as promised !

he he. itz like, i cant express wot i feel. meetin with someone you grew up with after losing contact for oh, so-very-long.
:o)
thank you, destiny.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

I LOVE BURMESE AND I LOVE MYANMAR !

ha ha ha ! i am feeling very country loved today ^^
well the reason probly is becoz i met up with the burmeze today :oD
so early this morning, i went over to thomson medical centre with momsie and there, we spent like 3 owls odd just sittin and waiting for reports. the appointment wuz at 14 but we only went in at like, 15 ? anywayz ! i didn't have anything until 5 in the evening. went over to kismis green to get some of mom's documents from aunt sherwyn and y'kno wot ?

y'kno. in the past, i dread walking up the slope so bad, i drag walkin home under the scorchin sun and most importantly, i dread walking home cos of the warm weather ! but yesterday, amidst the warm weather, i had to blink away the tears that were welling in my eyes cos i kno deep in my heart, i will never be able to walk the same lane ive walked seven years. the mini slope i used to train myself to walk on daily when i was younger, the castle like houses, the park i thot wasnt perfect, the trees that i thot were too dense, the basketball court i thot was filled with people tryin to act cool, there're so many things ! y'kno. you really gotta start taking note of every detail around you. ye you may be complainin about the flaw every now and then but hey. ive been there and take note of my advice. the famous motto of : you dont kno wot youve got until it's gone ?
exist.

just imagine you're no longer living in that area, that district, that home, anymore. then, you'll kno exactly wot i mean.

i then taught mom to take a bus ( ha ha ! ) and we went over to westmall to meet KK. took the taxi all the way to kitchen road to have dinner at putien restaurant. ok the reazon why am beginning to feel proud to be a burmese ( not that i was never. ) is that, momsie invited all the burmese relatives and we were just, talking and chatting and laughing. ha ha ! KK and i were talking MOTT and i was like,
" y'kno. kids like us dont even wanna touch that stuff. we only wait for food like meat, not veggies. "
and just after i finished my words, ta-daah ! the waitress brought in the pork.
" hey !!!! there comes our dish !!! "
and without even told to " help yourselves, " our chopsticks landed right onto a pork each. well it was nice. the table behind us were like talking burmese i got so shocked i " ah-die-a-ma !! " and co-incidentally, KK said that when she heard the language and we both burst out laughing. :oD
there was kevin, his friend which i didnt ask for his name, kan kan, mom, khar shinn aunt, angelina ( the babe. ) , her dad ( the husband of KSA. ) and the grandma ( mom of KSA. ) it was good.

well KK and i totally talked about that past. there's only 1 girl left. we 3 used to be the best of friends. ha ha ! y'kno in myanmar, once you have got $$, the teachers will be the one listening to you, not the other way round. there were times we faught over the teacher's desk.
in myanmar, you have 'round 80 students per class. and the teachers only showered attention on us. not the rest. when those burmese kids took the teacher's desk, we'd throw big tantrum and not let the teachers start the class unless that kid get lost. and in myanmar, technologies aint as advanced as here in singa. so the principal hires a computer teacher and guess wot ! he only teaches the 4 of us out of the whole school !!!!!
HA ! HA ! HA ! 4 of us : kan kan, nin-puin, jaw and i.
so you see. in myanmar, everything's about $$. you don't have it ? you ain't showered with attention. you're ignored. but in singapore, no matter how much $$ you have, you're treated equally. tho to choose, i'd choose myanmar ! ha ha ! cos it was so much fun ! it was like, the 3 of us were the queens of the school. once we think it was boring in class, i'd throw my eraser out of the class ( there's a big open-air window. ) and then slowly creep out of the class thru the window with KK and N-P. we'll then stroll around the school and visit the toilet for like 10 times a day ON A DAILY BASIS. in myanmar, theres no exit pass wotsoev.
or we'd tell the teacher we wanna sweep the grounds of the school. which lasted to approx. 1 hour !! ha ha ! holy shit.
even tho we 3 were best friends, we still wanted to challenge each other. we'd see who get the latest gadgets first.
i remember there was once, correction tapes were the hit in there so i didn't tell them 2 girls and went to get myself one first. when i got to shcool. damn ! i was showing off like shit ! ha ha ha ! it was so funny. before the school even ended, my tape was gone cos everyone was trying them out. lol crazy fucker.
jaw used to be darn spoilt. very, very, very, very, spoilt. KK told me there was once, he threatened our chauffeur with a scissor if he didnt drive us to where we wanted. HA HA ! holy shit. we were the rulers mian !

okay, part 2 of our childhood will be in the later posts.

ha ha ! damn i miss myanmar :o(

HAPPY SWEET SEXY SMART SASSY
SALTY SILLY SMOKING SWEET SISTEEN, PROY
!!!


Im a big big girl - Emiliai was listening to this song the first time i heard that i wont be staying in bukit timah. it spoke so much.

the kook



HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HOW YOU DOIN ?

i didnt post yesterday coz i was so sleepy i went to bed once i got home. well, i did pedicure yesterday. the color supposedly suck coz itz too pinky pinky. but i like it no matter. okies. today, is a very special day. REMEMBER MY GIRL FROM MYANAMR ? she's kan kan BTW, WELL I MET HER !!!!!!!!!! ha ha holy shit. she looks the same ! well at least i can recognize her :o) ha ha ha holy. i was so happy when i saw her.

so while momsie and i were shopping for groceries from isetan, she called and taa-dah ! like after 30 minits, momsie and i took the tube to choa chu kang which is very long !!! imagine : in the stuffy tube for 48 minits. is not a very pretty sight and feeling. she was waiting at the tube station and just so you know, she didn't meet us at orchard cos she's still not familiar with the routes here. ha ! ha! when we saw each other, we smiled so big till there were tears in ALL 3 OF US' EYEZ !! since we couldn't get a quiet place in lot one, we went to the library instead and cought up there. she's moving in to the hostel with me !! see, my life is gettin good. but she gotsa stay in the current house for 6 months first cos thats the contract thingo. ha ha ! it was funny when i called jaw so they could talk. cos well . . jaw is her - beams. -


i went to have my brows THREAD. yes itz my first time.

amily. " lisa wants to thread her eye brows. "
and i thot. fuck. EYE BROWS THREADING !? to confirm my fright, i went to check up on thread in my mobile's dictionary and it says, in mandarin, threading's like sewing. like sweing THRU something. i was just about to ask amily what the fork threading is when anna comes in.
i laid back on the arm chair and shut my eyes.
anna. " help me pull this dear. "
i opened my eyes and fuck !!! she was holding the thread in between her lips and i bolted right up.
" what's this ?????? " i asked.
" eye brow threading. " she answered.
" i want tweezing. just trim it, " i said cos i thot it was like sweing up my brows to get those sorta tattooed brows.
anna then went over to amily and told her i wanted a tweezing, not threading. yadee deedah, i asked them wots the procedure like and they said it's like tweezing except this is faster. so when i laid back at the chair second time round, anna said pull this for me dear and i pulled her thread !!!!! ha ha holy shit !!!!

GIRLS. well lemme share with yer some informations about brows threading so you wouldnt land yourself into the similar awkward situations like i did. BT is just like shaping your brows 'cept this is using thread to shape 'em insteada tweezers. it'll be a little painful unless you shut your eyez. i don't kno how on mother earth can thread actually cut your hairs but damn. this thread def can. even the tiniest hair like being cut away neatly, leaving absolutely no traces of tiny hair. and it takes at most 15 minits to complete both brows and the result is fascintaing, really there's a pretty arch there and well yeh. oh do keep in mind when they say pull it for me here dear, you pull the skin above your brows, NOT THE THREAD FROM HER MOUTH !!!! :oD

okay so anyway. after meeting KK, momsie and i took the tube back to city hall to get to allson hotel to pack home her bird nest. with that, we got home, safely ^^

it looks more to the red than pink in pigz.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

why cant i have crazy fever instead . .

dear god of fashion,
please forgive me for wearing repeated
.
hey yo hey yo ! lisa is a happy girl once again. ha ! ha! ive thot about it all and im gonna learn to accept wotever life as to offer. im gonna learn to survive in a hostel. im gonna learn to live there no matter wot the " house " is like.

i am a happy girl becoz ?






i bought more items today !!!

ha ha. it's so fast, yes it is, that i can already scratch off the reso of " get a new school shoe. "

well went over to orchard early in the mornin. i am now officially a life time memeber of CONVERSE. it's in block letter cos i emphasize on the brand cos i don't use it !!! seems like these few days i am gettin unwanted memberships. i am a memeber of bobbi brown, esprit edc, the body shop and ? converse.
coverse is the best tho cos theres a 15% discount for great brands and that includes PUMA. timberland, lee cooper, adidas, le coq sportif, diesel, vans, everlast, kappa, lacoste, converse obviously, gola, birkenstock, papillio and pony. the others are i think mountain climbing brands. columbia, keen, merrell, sperry, teva, raters, lecco, red wing shoes and cat.

well anyway and so.

i wanted to get myself a ankle cut but bloody hell, my legs dont go well with 'em so i just got an average sneaker. it's actually pretty eye catchin. that is for outside wear. momsie got her gola and another birkenstock cos the previous one she got yesterday wasn't as pretty as today's and ha ha. our shopping basically revoled around the definition of ' regret. ' cos lateron when we went to taka, the shoes there were so much more gawjuz. so mom said she shouldnt 'ave bought the gola but to get the everlast instead. i got everlast for my school shoe BTW. actually i wanted this pointy toe kappa which is absolutely adorable but mom said it's just pretty at first sight so. and then when we got to DKNY, she saw a really pretty sandals that coght her eyes. she then complained ( i dont kno the vocab for this actually. its not complain. it's like, aiii-ya ! i shoudave got thi instead !!! y'kno ? well ill be usin complain in all scenerios anyhow. ) that she shouldn't have bought the birkenstock since she already got one and get the DKNY one istead. ( which. im gonna get for her tho its a secret. tell me im filial or wot. ) then ! we went over to tommy hilfiger. i wanted to get this really fucking nice knitted pullover but fucker bitch bastard its only meant for really slender people so i didnt get it. we then went over to paragon cos M wanted to get some sports outfit for her dancing lessons. i tried on this tube top by adidas and it looked pretty so i bought it. AND GUESS HOW MUCH IT WAS !?!?????? bloody hell i have to say all the f word but im controlling. im controlling bad. it fucking cost 110 $ !!!!!!!!! TOMMY'S JUST 109 $ !!!11!!1 YOU TELL ME I WANT KILL PEOPLE OR NOT. adidas and tommy ! pfft ! like the answer is not obvious ! fugger. wots more is that the tube top look like 30-40ish ( money. not age. ha ! ha ! ) .
!@#$%^&*()LKJHGFDAQWERTYUIOPMNBVCXZ fool.







ok set all regrets aside. i am contented i agree great minds think alike and oh my !!!!! ha ha how could i possibly forget !! i got myself a few sets of bra from pierre cardin. girls whore readin, GO GET THEM NOW !!!! it's comfy as hell.
y'know it's really true about gettin the right kinda bra. my breasts used to be well, since it's interent, they used to be bigger than wot i own now simply becos of the fugly bras i maximizedzedzed myself to wear ! i thot since it's school, there's no need for sexy bras but damn was i not wrong. my boobs have totally,

s-h-r-u-n-k-e-n.

no joke. im using the lousy thriump which is so bad for mine i might as well throw them away. which i already did. well back to the point. PC's are really, really, really absofuckinglutely comfortable. it's like, your breasts are sleeping on clouds.
like theyre resting in cotton land. wow just too fantabulous. go grab them quick !!!! ha ha actually i didn't even realize that my boobs kinda dropped in size until mom pointed them out to me. i was bloody sad cos now i know that boobs
mean a lot. so when i got home, the first thing she said ?

" go throw away all those lousy bras of yours and start wearing these. if not, your boobs will
really be gone in a few months. "

so and where was i ?? aaaah. great minds
think alike. i support this group. tho heh heh, not to flatter myself, that i have great mind :oP
but truely. as i was walking, i got pretty pissed cos the bags
were so bloody heavy i started cursing myself then i thot. my aim is that. the next time when i'm older, im gonna hire a shopping assistant for myself. so basically, i'll just buy buy buy and she'll be the one carrying them all. so on
the way back, mom was like whoa theyre heavey. to which i replied ye !!!!! and
she said, next time when you're older, go get yourself shopping assistants to help you carry your stuff.

great minds think alike yes ?

anyway. im already bikining ( HA HA ! HOLY SHIT. ) to get my stuff ready to leave bukit timah for 2 good years. so the deal is :

i focus myself, i surround myself, i wrap myself into the invisible towel of knoledge ( fuck how d'ya spell that word. nor-ledge. ) for 2 good years cos it's crucial.

secondary 3 and 4 is, crucial and i cant play around lika fool. i cant let my mischievous-ness drool cos theyll endup makin me blue.
which,
isnt somethin ill do with for the resta my life. im just gonna be a goody-two-shoe and be a study fanatic, a study maniac, a . . a . . a study psychopath ! i am indeed, a very, very, mad woman.

okay anyway. i guess i'm ready for a new life and all ! y'kno.
interecting with new people. damn. i dont kno if this new twist in my life is gonna be life changing cos they claim ill be a totally independant once im out cos there, i can only be depedant on my own bloody self. did i mention I , of all people, have to clean the bloody toilet once every
alternate week ???? so you can actually see how goin to this hostel is gonna affect me and transform me into a MATURED girl. well anyway. the choice after 2 good years is, i will
A) shift back to bukit timah after secondary 4

or

B) rent\buy an apartment and live with my brothers.

both seem attractive enough for me to pray before i sleep to let time fly by. if the option is bee, then my life is gonna take a twisting turn again cos then, i'll be sorta like a mom, y'know, takin care of a house. the good thing ?

> sleepovers everyday.
> total freedom.
> i rule. and of course, my brothers.
> it's MY house, ditto to the brothers.
> it's MY house !!
> and it's still MY house !!!!

ha ha ha. okay lets get serious. are you bored readin this trash ? well wotever it is,
i can practice to be a mom. y'kno. shop for groceries, house hold items, furnitures. jaw and i already planned on designing the rooms 2 years back. the bad thing ?

> i will forever be having the air-con switched on.
> i will take forever to bathe.
> i will not not not cook fantastic tasting dishes.

and i dont kno. i dont kno how it's like takin care of a house. tho i love moping. ha ha ! it's so much fun ! you can blast your ears and wriggle your body like as tho the handle is your dancing partner and it's 20 minits to 2 in the morning yes i type so friggin slow and my stomach hurts bad thus the title says why cant i have crazy fever instead and i wanna sleep now ive got a whole new day ahead
of me bye and bye.

maddie.




the bloody blue. well i was smiling initially cos it was well pretty. but after i got it, id rather the TH instead since they cost about the same price.

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