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Saturday, July 19, 2008

lisa = DOPE !

hello. me messed up this post while updating with my pictures. my computer was so lag-y i kept clicking here and there slamming my mouse and fingers-stomping on my keys. but anyway. i got a late reportin again today for roll calling.

" hello ? "
" hi. whozit ? "
" this is NUS callin, where're you now ? "
" oh ! im acutally already walkin to the office now. "
" you're late for roll call. "

so when me went in, the lady told me it was already my 2nd time. if a third time happens again, i'll be issued with a letter of warning so i gotta " be careful. "

well me went to KK's fuzion night today. i knew it waz a special occasion. i happily put on my new undie and sprayed a whole load of moose on my head, messin my hair up. while me waz in the pantry, the cleaner came up to me with a radiant smile, greeted me hello ! and said good ! and looked me bottom up and gave me the thumbs up. her gestures kinda made me miss neh nah's words. like everytime before i leave home, she'll always be tellin me how good i looked and that i have to be careful out there yadee deedah. different people have different tastes. i like you but i dont like you. ye ged wot i mean. so anyway. me went into the lift and went outta the gate. me don't like walkin in and out of hostel cuz it is like me'z the only one that dresses up. them rest is just plain shorts and tees. me will be perfume flooding the lift with made up face whizzing around the hostel when me goes out or comes back home.

went to jurong east to have KK and i's ban mien. me loves ban mien ! it's so bloody nice to chew on. it has a mild flavour of sweetness and thickness which is what me always look forward to. i wasn't hungry aktuali. i already ate maggee mee at home but the taste of ban mien's real good. after that we went to vivo city to buy KK's shoes. ha ha ! KK's a real matured girl i been wanting to do a post about her. soon i promise !

well so from vivo c, we took the taxi all the way to jurong east to meet jaw. i hate sitting in lousy taxis cuz they so bumpy !!! i was juz tellin KK why waz it that these few days all the drivers we get drive so blardy recklessly. they don't drive smooth but they drive halt-y. like drive, and breeeeak drive and break until i fell off the chair okay ! no joke y'kno. i always sit sideways so that's why i could fall incaze u wonderin'. initial plan waz to fetch jaw at jurong east but by the time we got to JE, he waz still at admiralty ! and the driver didn't wanto wait so we had no choice but to get off his car. while waiting, me saw a mini pasar-malam outside of the mall. i got 4 eye lashes and a glue for 10 $ !! how cheap u tell me !!! oh. it's 4 boxes in caze you're wonderin if i got 4 STRANDS of lashes cuz that'd be really funny :oP

so jaw finally reached and we decided to walk there since it waz only a 7 minit walk. me estimated the time :oD we were like 1.5 hours late ! ha ha ! but it didn't really have nething special. like it waz a casual night thank goodness me didnt wear new year formal. mostof them people were clad in jeans and tee. anyways. me came home alone caz KK and her friends went to karaoke together why me no join ? caz me got time limits ! not to mention, me shy shy know :oP ok me really have to break the habit of " me. " ing. it's growing in my blood now. me me me. well so I went home and even tho me wasnt feelin hungry, me went to buy a pancake and a slice of cold cake to bring home and eat. me put me hot pancake and cold cake together without realizing that the cold cake wouldave melted. me in the tube had to let out a gasp when i realized it.

when i got home, me ate happily before going off to bed. thisis all bye bye ! please take note that there will be a lot of me pictures with the flawless skin and me acting cute. acting cute has a story to tell but it iz strictly priv8 so sorry matez ! KK and i h8 this guy so and well he had a point about me. okay i'll just say it. cuz it aint much of a big matter. well KK has a friend from myanmar so ye y'kno intro here intro there. when he went to my friendster, he had the fucking fat cheeks to say,
" wooo she's not my type wor. she never act cute. "

the woo and wor are not the englishy woo and wor. it's in myanmar chinese so dont get mistaken. englishly translated, he meant

" eh, she's not the type i dig ! she's not those cute sort ! "

waa me slap him with my cute mushroom slipper i tell you. i always get evil when i am camera groping half way. i will go, " KK, IS THIS HOW ME IZ ZIRPOOOOZED TO ACT CUTE ??? - opens eys wide till they droppped. - "
AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
he doesn't look half as good oki ! and still he says about me like i am not like all them average girls trying to act cute in the pictures and becos i dont do that, he says i am not his type becos i dont act cute. you tell me ! where got this kindof people !!!? deserve to get slapped by a cute mushroom sipper !? hell no ! i uze lousy pok shoes slap him better ah. so you can see me acting veli veli veli ke-ai okae doke !? comments are welcome cuz they amuse me :oD oh ye. if you wanna know anything or everything, please comment me and not tag me. the space for me to type there is so little i can barely type out half of my words. plus, i reply to comments promptly :o) and comments are much more real than tags so.

oki. here's the pictures !

lisadidas.
lididas.
lidida.
joydidas.
me like this pig. but effect iz a lil sucky.
KK.
i am sho cutex ! holy shit. are ya ready for the extreme flip of miss l's face ~!?


















TA-DAAAAH !!! ha ha !! i look more like a freakshow than a bloody cute innocent doll.


me dont feel girls with big eyes are pretty ! me think people with small cat eyes and think dead lips are sexier ! have you seen any yet ? well, here's the perfect exapmle. she is so, so smexeh !





























HA ! HA ! HA ! DONT FALL INLOVE TOO DEEP OKI !

eyes-less but me likes :o)
gonna be 18s
yo yo.
da jia hao.

them competein for the mis infomatcis title.
girls.

KK and her friends !

eh !! KK !! i want act those hot office bitch. ( failed miserably. )
with the cup and bag not professional enof.
me is very curious about how me will look when me is slim. you too eh ! well brace yourselves yet again for miss L's transfomation !!!















TA-DAAAH ! boobless buttless tummyless skinny legs long legs. me still prefer the old happy chubby me :o) so meaty and full. HA HA !
can see gold already.






this is me in my #1 world most favorite bus. it is damn clean and quiet. plus, there're almost always no one else except me. it has great lightings and the air-con is damn cold. sadly, i only sit there for 4 stops.



Love Is Color Blind - Sarah Connor

Friday, July 18, 2008

girls.

last night, astrid sent me a really rad picture she took of herself with the new camcorder she bought. it's taken with the infrared ray on. this effect makes you look a little mixed :oP

so ye. i rushed home like a mad woman after sku on thursday. bathed changed and off i went flying thru the streets to kou fu to meet her.

when the characters KK and lisa ( L. ) merge together, they form a really huge particle called the stomachs ( S. ) which will expand to its maxxx to allow food in. today, L's S got poisoned so she had to rush to the toilet, T, and there, she had a crazy massive attack with the toilet bowl, TB against S and i don't know what im tryna say :oD

but anyway !!! my bloody stomach ache came back to me at WM !!! i was in so much pain i almost died leh. even tho i was almost passin out on the stone cold cubicle, i decided not to go sku today which ?

...................................i am doin now . .

took pictures and here they are !
i'm waitin till it's 12pm to go bathe then go over to vivo to get KK's shoes and then to jurong east to KK's
sku. so ye, bye bye !

see my colored eyez !

L and TB.
bow wow to queen L who won !



L and KK merging.

ass. s. ass.





a new picture KK sent !




i'm sure you mizz the ol' me so here's me in colors !
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and, lisa.
gimme a bite ! ha ha ha ! im mad.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

brrr.

hey ya ! me skipped sku to go out with KK to buy the camcorder she been wantin at city hall. i didn't wanto skip sku intentionally tho. i juz happened to gat up late and i didn't wanto go to sku cuz i don't like it when i go in to the class and people start thinkin, oh my, so late still wanna come, makes me look like an attention sicker. not seeker but SICKer. so i bathed and got ready ya dee dee dah, chilled the whoe beautiful day out. i like going out on weekdays more than weekends cuz me feel like an adult when me isout on weekdays ! ha ha ! me is havin this odd habbit of sayin " me. " insteada " i. " so anyway ! after the whole day out, we were blardy tired. not to mention the 2 heavy azz bags we had to carry. took the taxi home. KK sent me all the way in to the hostel. she wuz like, where'z the handsome guy ??? so when we were driving past the canteen, i kept a cloze lookout for him but didn't see him




.......UNTIL THE CAR DROVE TO THE PATHWAY CONNECTIN THE OFFICE !!!! ha ha ! KK said he looks like a thai superstar. but to me, he looks like a sweet ol' thai boy. so me went down to have " diner. " i wasn't hungry really. i ate veggies today ! only veggies ! the person asked me,

staff 1 : " why don't you try the meat ? it's very yummy ! "
lise : " ha ha, i not hungry today. "
staff 2 : " are you a vegetarian ????? "

i called birdie's momma today. i shouldave known i suck at consollin people.

lise : " shmei niang don't be sad me and bird will be by your side. "
SMN : " how to be not sad ??? someone you love just died all of a sudden. "
lise : " mmmmmmmmm "
SMN : " he was still perfect. he seemed good. but when he stood up, he just collasped and died instantly. "
lise. " ooooorh, mmmm. ooooh. "

see. me damn sucky at speakin one. anywayz. here're the pictures. me have puffy eyez cuz me slept too much. worse than little pigges. oki. me agree thiziz a veli bad post. totally.

ghor hao xiang bu you na mo xi huang level 7 lor ah. xiao bu de si zor mo. ying gai shi ying wei wo zhar kang bu jing ta lor. xiao bu der lah. ta ye bu shi wo xi huan ne na zhong. wo zhi shi xiang geng ta zuo peng you ying wei ta shi yi guo tai gor ren guai.



me went to meet KK with my hair done like this !!!!



ha ha as is i would. tho im gonna do that one day. wait till my hair's longer. i will be out to greet the world hello with little " tendrils. " growin in my hair :oD
this is me at springfield where KK got her jeans.



we went over to MC's to spend our evening. ha ha ! this is the best MC's i been to. they have like little pathways which lead to dofferent " sections. " with different decos. we went to the one lookin like a house. there were pieces of art hung on the wall and big pieces of mirrors too.
see my eyes so fat.
astrid KK.

KK let's act sweet again.

cannot make it. we're aint those sweet sort. we the crazy sort like this.






6 eyed.
eatin him ha ha, co incidentally, his mouth is also hung wide open.


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