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Friday, August 1, 2008

if only i can run as fast as time does. does ? do ? do ? does ???

ive been missin' sku so much itz sik. thruout thiz whole week, me only attended sku on monday. and it iz friday today. tell me how sik it is cos to me, it is so sick i feel so disgusted with myself. i promise myself to go attend sku tomorrow but im already sirpozed to be asleep by now if i wanted to go sku. well whatever it is, whether or not i getup at 11am, i WILL still go to sku TMR.

thruout these few days, my life has been changing, if not drastically. like for example, i have been sleepin real l8 and endup not wakin up on time for sku ? like i still havent gotten my allowance ? like sandi doesn't wanna be the guardian anymore ? like i have finally eaten my 30 pratas ? like i have stopped givin a shit about studyin ? like i am clearin my closet ? like i finally how to use the washing machine ? like i got stuck in my own bloody room the whole day today cuz my stupid bangle got stuck in between the door and there was too much friggin friction i couldnt open the door until i finally found a knife to poke the bangle out ? like i have finally started using back pack till my back is sore i have to paste some medication plaster ? like i am gonna get my hair cut ? like how KK and i decide to study but ALWAYS endup catchin movies instead ? well, these little things jus sum up to a big change in me. it is like. i wanna care about my eductaion but half of me iz just procrastinatin, sayin " tomorrow. " when tomorrow comes, " tomorrow. " again. when the third tomorro comes, i will " aiya next week lah. " so you see. when tomorrow actually comes, it is all already too l8 to study. so i guess i just either need a wake up call by some one or i just need some studious people to drag me out of my world and force me to study. becos when i am on my own, the whole studying thang will never, ever, werk out. i am wayyy prepared to fail my accounts and math miserably. but i cannot affored to fail them rest. i HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO pass them. some thieves just stole my food science, history and chemistry text book. i hope the books stink. till when they breathe it in, they lose memory of all theyve learnt. i am gonna borrow books from people and start studying. i have all my faith in humanities, english, chinese, and maybe chemistry. ye. and food science too. but all theze r only gonna happen if i start readin them notes up.

anywayz. ITZ LEFT WITH 1 MONTH and TWO WEEKS TO END OF YEAR HOLIDAYS !!!!! it is official. holiday is startin 1 week after octopussycat month. hehehehehe i r zo zappy ! oh my gooness. 1 month ! could u believ that !???? hehe. so so so gr8. i am so not gonna wait for that 1 wweek, i am flyin RIGHT BACK AFTER THE PAPERS END. i aint gonna give a seed of shit to my results. i juz wanna get back. thats all. but the bloody bad thing is this whole thing goes to say, exams are startin in 1 month too. and i am so-bloody-not prepared. fuck. i gonna study now. bye. i really goin sleep aleady. goodbye blogger for as long as i take.

wiv love,
lisa.
( i am still werkin' on the hostel post. )

burmese yumm.

whoa behind u looks nice.

lisa" come. show me pitiful old shoe. "
KK " cannot see. go nearer to the shoe. "
lisa " ok. faster !! the indian woman in front of me lookin like crazy ! "

KK : come take a picture.
- lisa poses. -
KK : waaa ugly to death !
- lisa burst out laughin and *snap* -

lookin like shiet but lovely inside. share the same dream of goin to paris. soon. hopefully.

formal doesnt match me.

lookie lookie @ me fringe ! it's growin ! but this stage is the most painful+irritatin+nerve-wreckin=lisa's most hated one. not long not short. keeps pokin me eyez. i dont want anymore fringes. but patience is virtue, lisa. and when the time me fringe grows long, me is gonna be so happy ! happy happy ! for now, i shall be a gud girl and pin up my fringe.

stern.
so . . . .

spectacles or without ?
or both !!!!? v(#___@) v

The Hans.

juz got outta bed.

so . . tell me if u think we really were studyin :oP


the perfart book. this is what i mean by ENGLISH. they tell the " history. " of english. well not exactly history but how this certain word came about. this is more useful than english classes in skul.
i waz holdin my breath.
this pig serves a purpose of showin lisa shuld get eye lash extension and the other to show the image of me lookin up at the book.


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UPD8 UPD8 ! IT IZ NOW 3.45 IN THE MORNIN' AND HERE IS KK AND LISA REVIVIN' THEIR OLD SKIN BACK.

yes lisa is aware that she looks like a hibyehibye and there KK is, lookin so calm yet stern. i have no scissor which goes to explain why my facial mask appear so downright disastoros on me face. it is big ass not that my face is small ass :oP oki doki. me iz gonna sleep now !!! ssee me in skul. i-am-going fo sho !

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

whoa fuck. i am so angry now. bloody sandi,

take that.


i don't know when you might be licking every footsteps i leave but if you know i have such a fab blog, read this. it's specially typed out by my delicate soft sweet fingers to a studious girl like you.














I, HATE. YOU.

i really, really, really, really, really, really do. y'know what ? it's funny how we share the same country but have absofuckinglutely different characters. it's funny how great you think you are juz cuz you're a smart arse. well you may be that oh so smart girl but lemme tell you this. you have no life. so ye.



take that again, Studiozzzz Sandi.

Monday, July 28, 2008

what happens when lisa is still not asleep at this hour ???




















well, she doesn't getup the next day of course


me is feelin' so happy at this time of the day. ha ha ! i really am not sleepy, at all ! and i have a as strong as magnets feelin' that i can ged up early in the mornin' at 6am tomorrow. ha ha ha ! who has already forgotten that lisa is a physic ????

Sunday, July 27, 2008

world Most Tired girl.

me iz updatin tomoro goo nigh.

Friday, July 25, 2008

大家好,我是丽沙 $__$

hey yo ! ha ha, today me is a chinese woman in a chinese dres. i have been mistaken as an office girl and




. . . . A TEACHER !

ha ha, this is how crazy matured i looked. i took like darn little pictures. and i said i waz goin to the esplan8 right ! ha ha ! but guess wot ! i didn't ! KK and i decided our legs didn't do us much favour so we settled ourselves to westmall's icy cold theatre #1 instead. there weren't much choices so we decided to watch the x files.

me. " hi. can i have 2 tickets to the x files at 5pm ? "
man dazzled by queen. " - looks lovingly and finally manages an . . .. -
aaaah ? "
me " the x files ? the cross files ? y'kno, the files ? "
snaps alive " oh !! what time ? "
queen. " 5. - then remembered. - is there an effect if i show you this ? - flashes the concession card. - "

and so ! the tix became 6 $ instead. lesson learnt : make use of your student identity.
and ha ha ha ! i waz juz teasing about him in love with me :oP

the (X) files is pretty good tho the ending doesn't go very well. if you're watchin, please don't squeeze your eyes shut when the show begins coz that's how the story starts. caz if you close your eyes, you won't ged the story. it's like a crime investigation show.

after watchin, i got really bloody good amount of head turns and i was so tired of it. head turns doesn't mean it's good ! i waz pretty damn sure they were wonderin . . . why on earth would i be out wearin a chinese dress . . ? ? ? and i had to curse BVS for officially celebratin racial harmony on a friday. brrr. not to mention it felt funny i had to flash out my blue printed concession when people thot i was an office girl. oh yes !!! there's this really really really pretty girl i saw in sku ! i think i'm in love with her ! ha ha ! not my own self lah. HA ! HA ! she's olivia from sec 4. but i don't know her. neither does she know me. i was like talking to the cleaner wen i turned and saw her. whoa she looks real pretty ! i was like kept lookin at her with a smile. and my eyes were still stuck on her even when she disappeared into the art room. ha ha ! don't worry. i am still str8. i still like guys and i just love to compliment on really beautiful things.

anyway ! in the mornin, i waz like in the clementi toilet adjusting the dress when 1 woman walked in.
convo took place in mandarin but being the mini interpreter i am ( ha ha ! ) ,

she. " hi are you in the line ? "
me. " oh no. im just adjusting my dress actually. "
she. " waaa your office allow you to wear so nice one ah ? "
me. " ha ha ! no lah ! my sku got programme. "
she. " oh, very nice dress ! is it tailor made ? "
me. " nope. i got it from china ^.^ "
she. " you're from china ??? "
( HA HA HA ! )
me. " ha ha ! no lah ! i bought it when i was there. "
she. " oh ! very pretty ! "

and after that, one of the cubicles door opened so she got in.

i went to check how much $$$ i had in my bank and the amount increased !!!!!!





. . . . . . to a $ 4.03 . . . . . .


i was damn sad i tell you. but still quite happy coz i had $10 cash in hand i don't kno how i got it tho. but i'm pretty certain they're from KK. so i forced myself to walk to the train and finally reached westmall. 3 indians made me laugh. in the heart. so i waited, and waited, and waited but no taxis appeared until finally. ha ha ! i think he gate opener is quite pissed with queenie. the gate was closed but i had to wave at him from the window to ask him open the g8 for me so the taxi can pass thru. ha ha ! the driver was,

" where do you want to stop ? "
"there - pointed to the flag pole area. - ayeeee no . . there - pointed to the toilet area after seeing so many people in the canteen. - "
" ha ha ha ! okay sure ! "

so me went to the toilet before goin to the 4th level toilet again. omgoodness i stayed in the toilet damn long. guys are just so darn fake sometimes.

jonathan c kept " good morning miss joyce. " ha ha cuz he thot i was a teacher !!!! jia yi even told me " joyce somebody thot you were a teacher leh !! " ha ha, i am very happy today. i received so much compliments and i know i am so self obssessed i have to type it out right. but this is for my future references :oD

well anyway ! fast forward to night time ! i went home to KK's. i don't know why but becos she was takin a taxi and i just felt like riding :o) stayed there for so long talked and she lent me her bag so i could put some clothes back. called the taxi when it got late but i had no money so KK gave me $50 to go home. yep. this is my today :o) i love my days i love my life :o) i really, really, really do :o)

forgot say ! koh wei looked gorgeous today !!!!! ha ha ! and i looked gorgoues too :o) i am just tryng to cheer myself up ! ha ha ha ! she looks really fucking good leh i am inspired to wear a sari next year. but i know wot am gonna wear next year ^^ i think i have to get some tailor made myanmar traditional costumes. ha ha ! i am damn dope i told KK traditional is gu-dong in chinese when it was chuan-tong. ha ha. well. what can i say. everyone makes mistakes ey :o)

pretty !
us formal.
hi ya. i love this pose too bad my dress and hair doesnt fly much.

*__* beautiful ! i am a black and white commoner.
hehe.
da jia hao.
sum-bah-dek.
everyone including dinosaur like mr gerad jude nonis !


lisa and hing wei. he's up ahem !

sean thumb the killa.
signature-pose crew formal.
the singature pose of shariff !
ha ha, jahneh the cute tiny girl. too bad she's a divorcee. ha ! ha !

math.
HW and Bk.

i was and still am hoping the little rats and fish look like sushis.
han kai ting and han joys.

lisa with thilagan.
thilagan and little giraffe.
suren the tall and lisa the short
kathik the small and lisa the big.
ha ha ! my goodness. lookin' back @ this pig really wanna make me laugh out loud again. i waz in the cubicle shitting with KK and HA HA HA ! priv8 stuff :oD if u can see clearly, i laughed till i had tears of joy in my eyes.

mom me and girlie her.
i waz tryin to look like i was floatin up in WM.
arcade.
nice not !!!
me gonna get i think. 50 %

thatz all for today ! happy RH !

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Life is beautiful ~!!!!!!

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