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Monday, September 17, 2012

scrub scrub !

the day before i flew back, my bitches came and summer-autumn-winter-spring cleaned my room 360 style.

HA HA i honestly don't know how the heck i'd survived in a condition like that ever since i moved there. but really. when you are living, you don't realize but when you actually take a step back and look,

wheeeeeew !!!


what a world babeh !! 


all the dust are literally flying in your face, the smell crawling right in to your nose and it was just a really messy world. literally. in every sense, a messy world.

and it was really funny cos both them bitches were already dressed so nicely to send me off to the airpot but both had to bend down low and stretch up high to reach the G-spot of my dirty naughty room HA HA HA.

i love them much much !!! can't wait to be back to see them and the new state of the art room i will be having after being fucked clean by these two inspiring stylish housemaids XD XD XD

shariff ze sexxxx brought this for my breakfast !!!!!! my new fave snack this is a fucken aaaahamazing love love :'-)

let the cleanings begin !!

the cupboard's never felt this organized im sure !!
boss resting after a hard day's work

maid turn Cinderella ~~

i'm all ( half. ) packed !!
what happens when you run out of plastic bags -..-


just when we were all finally done and ready to leave, in a haste of heavy excitement, bloody bimbotic ( look who's back to the title !! hehehehe, shariff, hi-6 !!! ) nadhirah locked the door and forgot the bring the keys out. we stood there for half an hour trying to pry it open with a fucking hammer, poking its hole with forks and pins and knives but this little fucker sure was difficult to satisfy.

 in the end, we had to resort to le professional's help trololol. so here is le master finding its ancient G-spot LOL. dude why am i G-spotting so much in the entry -..-

long at last, my dear door knob finally reached orgasm.

my last meal in little merlion city lol.

and then it was time to go sniffs sniffs

 came home to my aunt's and proy's cooking and new uncompleted changes to the house :'-)

what i got for le mom with my first pay !!!!


and for meself XD
 love !!!!!!!


 i don't look presentable but that's the lip color !!! so sweet n naturel ~~ oh and ignore the bloody rabbit headband. the only one i have booheeheeeeee :-P


good nighto !


Sunday, September 16, 2012

so true :O

" @dianajanesworld:

Falling in love is easy.

. . . .  But staying in love? 
 . . . . .    . . .  . ... That's the challenge. "


Saturday, September 15, 2012

teeeeeehee

ok hello dicks and vaginas !!!!

im just inspired to blog after reading nad's blog ha ha ha ! am currently sprawled across the sofa like the lazy being that i am >.<

bangkok's been raining ever since i got here. truth be told, i do wish i was back in Singapore partying but i also feel really comfortable here in Thailand. the thing about coming here is i always come back to eat and laze LOL. everyone's coming here to party and go crazy but only me is back to laze and sleep and eat. not even shop LOL. shopping in Thailand for a bigger sized girl like yourself here is abloodydifficult booheeeheeeee ( a not sad cry LOL. )

anyhoooo. jason's gonna be here next week !!!! at least i have someone to go out with now :-P

dinner late with proy and her friend and then to some bars later. damn i miss my bitch nadhirah :'-( now i don't have anyone to snatch the mirror with and " find with my eyes instead of my mouth. " LOL

HA HA nad's always coming out with something true about me. i'm always exclaiming outta the blue that my eyeliner is missing or whatever is gone and nad was like " find with your eyes ! not with your mouth !! " HA HA HA which is true LOL

im gonna have to bathe soon !!!! boohoooooooo lazy lazy bones are kicking in at full force LOL

okok. sexy girl me is gonna bathe now. i finally faced the truth and weighed myself last night. i am a mother fucking 65KG now bloody fuck. fucking shocked. ok. maybe not. ahem.

gonna diet now !!!! gotta go back to 60 by 28th sept !!! i wanna club slim slim ahem :-P

the most dreaded thing about coming back home is mommie always makes sure i have all 3 meals but the thing about me is i don't like to eat before i club !!!!!! my stomach will bulge out and i feel supa bloated !!!! and drinkin on an empty stomach hits u so much faster !! look at all the pain joycy has to go thru to look presentable !!!  eh no. is cos i am lazy and i dont burn off my carbos LOL >.<''

wednesday - thursday


yowzah !!! you know what's good about alcohol and clubs ??

whatever happen inside, bloody well stay inside. ha ha, the thing is not to bring your emotions out to reality.

just a few hours of pure fun and then forget it ever happened. it's become a cycle now come to think of it.

 whatever you do, however you danced, whoever you kissed, no matter how much you groped, leave it where it is and don't bring it to the other line of reality.

anihooooz !!!

zirca with jasmine, jackie, pam and wie jie & co dunno which day. i'm doing a late entry now. joycy honey is gettin' lazy NOT good !!

 i partied the day before i flew back to BKK. means..... we clubbed on a wed !! yes yes !! ladies'  night !!!! this has gotta be my first ladies' night after a trillion eternities +/- !!! ever since i started working i been sacrificing my clubbing nights aka wednesdays and fridays and worked my big ass off !! but that wednesday, i became a virgin to ladies' night again LOL. damn there're soooooo many gorgeous ladies !!!!!

danggggg. one with a prettier face/better body/better dresses/heels/make ups than the other but they were all so bloody gorgeous !!!! *____*

i seriously doubt that i breathe the same air as them < / 3

anyhoooo. wasn't that drunk that night. i was prob too tense. one thing about me. the more i fret that i'm not high, the more i wouldn't be high. did an absinthe shot ( this time with brunt brown sugar cube. ) , 3 graveyards ( dunno how i came to that. ) and a dunno what drink i shared with WJ. i was still a little clear headed when i was in the club. but the mo i reach home.... whooooooooooooo !

 another world baby !!

ha ha ha, amidst the  drunkedness i managed to remove my make up LOL !! good going joycy hon !!

okok. pictures !!! not much at all cos when shariff doesnt club with me, i dont have a photographer boohoooooo. ciao !!

mr 'rome came up for a disturbance lol
very good !! i like >=]

my lil bag is excited !!!

with jaz and jackie !!
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dunnoo what happened in the club. camera was in the locker.

the morning after ~

( do not think too much of it. everyone was heavily intoxicated ;-) )

Friday, September 14, 2012

sawadee kaa !!!!

i'm back in bangkok yaw !!!

ha ha ha it is already 430am, i touched down at 1030pm LOL. been busy eating quick home cooked meals :'-) ( and bloody cam-whoring teeeee hee. ) proy came and picked me up from the airport along with her fried egg+minced pork and potato soup, got home and aunt blue cooked me ma favourite dried mushroom noodle.

aaaaah do i love being home :'-)

ps i love my new room !!!!!! but i need get my old mirror replaced >=[

   good night beautiful world xx

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