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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Channel Flabbies with Curly Isand.

HARLOW ! ha ha, today in school, we did some vid recording. the theme is : horror slash haunted classroom. ha ha ! without the good vocals of ooooooh~s , the vidz wouldn't be half as good ! thanks to bao kun ! ha ha ! the killing thing bloody funny !!! okay. and most definitely, the vidz wouldn't be successful without the cool effects. much thanks to shariff's pda ! the effects are not edited wotsoever, it's au natural ! but lastly, the vid will never be complete with absobloodylutely good actors like myself ! HA HA ! obviously i'm just teasing. stayed in school till evening time at 6, busy chatting with shariff ! farah halijah and j'cahyanto as well. whoa we exchanged a few good jokes and horror stories ( ? ) ha ha ! my most favorite :

why are chines es' eyes small and the indians' big ??

cos chinese likes to burn incense sticks so there're these smoke fuming out right, so they have to squint their eyes thus, the small eyes. as for the indians, they have big eyes cos all the girls are wearing hot saris so the eyes go biong and thus, the big eyes. ha ha ! funny when halijah said it. her jokes are funny !!! like the doorbell-turn-nipplebell one !? HA HA HA ! ouh ouh ouh ! :oD this joke for herself, she told me last year and i can still remember vividly cos it's funny arse hell ! it's her horneh joke.

" eh joys you know right. when girls have sex with their boyfriend, they say ouh ouh ouh. but mine is power, mine is VROOM VROOM ! " HA HA HA !! OH MY ! I CAN GO ON LAUGHING FOR EVER.
JC's jokes were more to the testing side. like, a man wanted to paint his one storey house green. he painted the windows green, the doors green, the tables green. guess what's the color of the stairs ?

any wild guesses ??
ha ha. you figure it out yourself ;o)

and then we were later joined by yong xiang or something like that and we played truth or dare. ha ha ! vids may seems boring but live was funny as shit. oh well, ha ha ! pond and porn. what a joke. okay this post is full of my laughter ha ha ha ha ha not funny. so ! i skipped my doc's appointment today at gleneagle's. lazy pok. okay i shall go upload the vidz now. happy good friday in advance to the Christians like koh wei :o) ! just in case i have no time to update in future. oh yeh !! before i leave,


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOH WEI XU WEI !
you've made it 14 years ! more to come, singer ! hehe. stay cheery and smile big ! with love.



Environmental Club.

stomachache ass well.
hey shariff !
i like this !
pose.
body art.


i tell you you tell me.
doing what we're best at - nothing.
i was showing farah how much meat i can pinch from my leg ankle and that = fats. lijah was pondering over some things and shariff was molesting his pda.
jon.
wasted.

mosiac.




VIDZZO !
in this case, shariff was walking home alone when a ghost ( none other than queen. ) appeared infront of him but a passer-by ( bao kun. ) stabbed the ghost till death. but now as i type on, how can a ghost die again whenit was already dead ? ha ha.

this is greato moto ! ghosts : jc and pei ji. school girls : halisa. sound effects : bao kun.

shariff's dare. standing on the pile of cardboards and strike a monkey pose.

yong xiang's dare. climbing into the bin.

lisa dare. singing the ex favorite song.

Late Night Blogging.


alrighties ! it's 1.20 in the morning and i just got off the line with cheese and is now laying on the floor blogging. nothin much to update about though really except that the speed and power of the water in the house has been decreased really badly and so i am back to my old bad habit of taking a long time to have a bath. just for the record, i take 55 minutes to bathe and just so you know, this doesn't include shaving. so you can pretty much imagine how slow the water is. oh well. school hasn't been a btich lately, it's pretty sweet minus the class fans cos even though there're 6 fans ( i think. ) in the classroom, it feels warm, it doesn't feel cool. but anyway, farah and i went to wm with hweekoon after school, which was in the late evening at 18 to get her top and then we had the most delicious and most costly meal in our lifetime man ! too expensive and yummy until no words can describe already. HA HA. had this talk on safe sex yesterday and pretty useful the tips are i guess. whoa the herpes and warts thang are freakishly scary !!!! ha ha, halijah ah. :oD i can't imagine if i have them. i mean, it definitely is gonna ruin my life cos even though i look good outside, somehow, there'll be this nagging voice telling me i am not entirely perfart right. but anyway ! the chances of me gettin shits like these are zilch z-i-l-c-h zac eye elle see heych sotong zero ! why ? cos i am very de hygienic ( wots the word ah. ) ! i am goin to make sure that i have a blood test with the guy before anything in the shape of a carrot sausage pencil stick what not enter me. then today we had some leadership training thingo. hmm well i think it was pretty okay too but anyways, this week has flown by yet again. so fast hor !!! i'm having these mini stomach attacks again. but nothin so major like before the check ups why cos i'm disciplined and i take in the pills on time ! t he he. Wednesday tomorrow. thursday. then good friday. ha ha i was telling cheese to be my jogging slash gym slash diet partner cos i need some good coaxing before i can get my fat bum movin. we'll be going for a morning jog this good friday to kick start the good exercise day, am very inspired to lose the pounds to shed them fats and to achieve them slender legs *.* go go lisa candella ! nothing can beat yer ! okies. let's see what else i have to update. OH YES !!!! these few mornings, i have been experiencing a little well, heartbreak with the quotations so i am pretty gloomy in the hall especially. so after chinese class this morning, i took the back route back to class. chinese class was at forth level while original class is at third. so step step step on the flights of stairs. . . i just walked in to the class at the corner cos 3e ONE so is def. at the side right. so i went in from the back door ( thank god around the globe 321 times !!! ) but as i looked up, the faces that greeted me were like, ._.
i stepped back and looked up the door to read ' 3e2. ' my good ! i stepped back and walked further down. i came over to oc, again, the faces were the classmates' but as i looked up the class label to quadruple check, it stated 3e1 but i was all, huh ? i am in 3e1 meh ?????? so i stepped back then stepped back in to the class and stopped to pick up all my strength and dkhtcall again good night. ha ha i feel a little sick now so i shall be logging off now. see ya.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Ain't Looking Forward.

right. my title says it all. Ain't Looking Forward with the A,L,F caps locked. why oh why i wonder why i can't switch my mood to that of a happy kid getting an ice cream when school starts instead of feeling all dreadful and gloomy cos school's back once again and i feel so tired and sick of it i wanna stay holiday mood for always cos i still do study out and shit. i dread school, geddit ? i aboofoojee dread it. contents of this post will be updated a few days later. and laslty,

to halijah. and shariff too :o)
little halijah promoting love and unity, whatever that is :oD

hali and the smexy bike.


spot the difference in the eyes. aside from my being small !!!@%^$#


prettied.

we were on timer, boom boom !



one shot

two shot

three shot

four shots,

all i hear is gun shot.

and this is when the fun starts.












halijah, poses, the props, and the bike !

Monday, March 10, 2008

Marche.

how i kicked start my holiday mood : by being sick and staying in bed all day long. recoverd in time, cried of pain, replaced my and i went out with farah arah yesterday but guess where we went !? uhm, westmall's mac !? ha ha ! i was penniless, all gone to the taxi's mouth and farah was left with 8$ so she had to treat me to eveh-ree-thang. i felt like i was living in poverty or something !? totally no money, so before i went out, i cooked a pack of mee-go-rain, ate it, then made myself a cup of milo and then with that, i went out, with my cheap milo in my hands, walking down the street feeling so poor :o(

i was thinking really hard about leaving house or not cos i know myself too well. i went to bed, body facing down, how i fell asleep is beyond anybody's guesses. woken up by an hour later by natures's call, hadda use the toilet, but i laid there, thinking, the day's gonna be so wasted if i just stayed home and refuse to move. and more over, i have never left home empty handed so i just had to try. so up ! and i felt so alive and within 2 hours' time, i was outta the house. ha ha ! super fast of me ain't !? and whoa, this i have to post it up to remind me in future when i'm 89.

DEAREST OLD LISA, GUESS WHAT !? TODAY, EH, I MEAN, YESTERDAY, ON THE MARCHE 9th 2008, CAN YOU STILL RECALL THE DAY ? THAT DAY WHERE FARAH SPILLED ALL OF HER CHICKEN SHE GOT FROM SIAM KITCHEN ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL DELICATED HANDS ?? WHERE THESE 2 WOMEN BESIDE YOU 2 KEPT STARING AT YOU 2 COS YOU 2 WERE MAKING HELL OF A NOISE ? WELL WHAT EVER THE THING IS, YOU WERE EARLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 17 YEARS, 2 MONTHS AND 9 DAYS !!!!!!!!! WHOA, HA HA , I KNOW YOU'RE SMILING SO HARD TILL YOUR DENTURES JUST DROPPED BUT PLEASE, ._.''

i managed to complete 3\4 of a single critical response topic. good job, lisa. 5 and 1\4 topics to go !!! finally taught farah arah a single sum of indices ^_^ well to sum the day up, it was spent with the arrrrromaaa of the chicken ( ahem, very the aromatic ah. ) fries, burgers, me feeling in love, farah feeling in love with math sums, me building castles in the air, farah pestering me to concentrate in my work, a little picture taking and yep. that's prolly about it.

when i got home, i blasted my ear drums by tuning my music from my mobile to the highest possible, went to the kitchen, turned a deaf ear to maid, refilled my milo, and went up. shall post about maid later. then i went online and OB web-cam with me. my oh my ~ she was tearing cos she has to leave thailand and gasp !!!! this means no more seeing her pretty face whenever we go over to thailand !!!! :'o(
she is kinda like migrating to this another part of thailand. i wasn't sure cos my comp caught a cold ( i think !? ha ha ! cos jasone pushed the mouth of the air con, directly blowing my lap. ) and the buttons were too frozen to behave. well, no matter what the problem is, i shall be text messaging her later to tripple confirm. half way wc-ing, guardian came into my room and asked about my results and for the first time ! she didn't go asking me why i did so blardy bard for all my papers instead, she's changing tutors for me :oD though really, the problem lays with who else but yours lovingly. oh well. and then i told her to get 2 tutors who teaches physics and accounts respectively. with them, i pretty much am sure my results will improve. well, most likely. then we moved on to the topic of the maid. whoa, the problem with allllll maids, be it phillipinas or indonesianas ( ha ha ! no such word !!! ) , they come to an infertile land of negativities everytime and i mean, EVERYTIME. we aske them, " did you see my money ?? " so today, i asked neh-na that and the first thing she did ?

" joyce, i don't know. you look your room ? "
" ya. i only put it at the stair case. you got se or not. "
" no i never, joyce. you look look again, joyce. "

i was fuming leaw ah bloody hell. obviously i was already searching darn hign and darh low right !? still had the skinny cheeks to ask me search for them again and shit. if i'm sounding mean, trust me, i am not. it was just, really, her " fault. " i mean, she can at least offer to help me look for it right !? i was going out with farah and the cash was missing so i need it a-sap and she was just standing there asking me to look and look and look WHEN I ALREADY AM LOOKING. waaaa make me bloody angry. so she'll come into my room once in a while and ask me to " look again. " when i was and i'm sure you know what i mean. so finally, jasone told her to come up to our room at one time, and asked her, " you got see my sister's money ? " well i hafta admit the way he shot the question was somewhat over-done, and then her face turned ghasty, the thunders started roaring, and she said,
" you think i take your money joyce ? no i never take, joyce. "
jasone. " i never say you take. i only asking you where you put it. maybe you put it together with something else while youwere packing my room ! "
" i never take your money joyce. "

i turned from the cabinet, faced her and told her very slowly.
" ya, i know you never take. all i'm asking is WHERE you put my money ? why would i say you took it ? just help me think of a place where you MIGHT have put it okay. i need to go out with my friend, no money how i go out. maybe when you packing jason's room, you put it in a book ? "

she just repeated her i-never-take-your-money and waa lazy type lah. she was teary-eyed when she came up to my room. but i didn't say anything cos it was very much her own fault to come up with a lousy conclusion of her own wad rightsxz. so then gaurdian told me that money is a sensitive subject ya dee dee deh and blah balh blah, later into the night, some one called me and i answered cos i thought it was some one else but it turned out to be joe. we haven't been talking for a few weeks i guess. the first 15 seconds, i was like, shit. shouldn't have answered the call but a few more seconds later, ha ha ! we were just talking like, well, talking again. we chatted till my mobile battery went flat if you wanna know how long we talked. HA HA ! well, i played the quiz from princess's diaries and asked him if it was true, cos for me it was, and his was too ! ha ha ! that's a really good quiz. then we played flames. ha ha ! his was enemies but he didn't wanna tell me who the other party was until the time is right and then we played Twirls ( idknow what this game is called but i'll just be calling it Twirls. ) and apparently ! ha ha ! what a teaser. we weill be married together in australia, we are rich and we will be having, uhm, just for the record, 10TENTEN10 KIDS !!!!!! ha ha ! i was already laughing when he chose the digits 1 and 0. okay okay i am in a very very big rush right now. i'm supposed to be leaving the house now, idknow htplan really. guardian's giving me taxi fare to drop to school first then to orchard but i am planning to meet farah, take a bus to school, ask jason to drop my cheque and farah's work to the office then take the tube to national library ( i'm planning to study with her. ) and jasone loves to read these category of idknow what then after we're done with everything, ah soen and i will go directly to meet momsie love. yep. i gotsa go !! gaurdian's askin me to hurry. i have yet to pack the bag to sleep over at mom's !!! pictures will definitely not be up today. bye. have a great holiday, rise and shine ! and camera batt is dead flat !!!!! how to take pigs later !?
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rise and shine for chinese at 8.30 in the morning !! choosing a jacket.

lesson is done and mas selamat greets me.
these orchids i plucked from neighbors houses.
see how hawaiian i look ! :oD

get ready to leave home !




big nose like j'chan.
" eh jasone ! come and take pig. today the weather very nice make my skin look very healthy. you come try. "
" ha ha the magic doesn't work on your face ! you look like drug addict leh. "




en route ! uhm, can i change my mobile soon ?
hi i am inlove with something on my palms !
hi. it says something.
forever !
hey cutsie arah.
squash and eat *.%

miss f.


ha ha.
ha ha.


ha ha.
ha ha.
she shall be rememberd forever.
hoe hoe.
the snap shot in the talk short.

tryin out the effects we were.

ready, smiley capture ! SMILE !




a girl's bestfriend : cosmetics.
darkest effect.
and the lightest.
farah light soda.
lisa soda light.

honestly, idknow why i had my head raised in every shots. what was i trying to captur, i dont know.





ease my troubles, thats wot you do.
mac's.
hey hey you you.
i don't wanna be your girlfriend.
no way no way,
what's next ah ?
a few bus shots, crazy faced.



back home.


jasone leading his wasted life.

loveddddddddd

Life is beautiful ~!!!!!!

Life is beautiful ~!!!!!!

a lil' somethin'.

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