The red dress.

it's a complete wonder i didn't find the whole speech day boring cos it was not too bad ! pretty great i must say. mr 3d sense's accent is real nice. after accounts extra lesson, i got back home to have a nap but ended up waking up at 15. i had to rush lika mad woman i tell you !!! not shampoo-ing but just conditioning my hair, quick shave and off i went marching down the street. HAIZ. IF ONLY I CAN DANCE :o( haven't got the mood to update properly. i feel lousy. bye. just got off cam with farah. while i was with her, IN invited me but i was dilly dallying with goh chap may by the time we ended, IN was off. oh well. inverted MW all the same. boi boi. oh yes. i didn't meet anyone today :o\ it was like 21 odd when i left school. i didn't eat anything could you believe that !? i haven't eaten anything up till this point but hey ! be possitive lisa candella ! not necessary fats don't have leh !

inverted MW a little. no more nai-nah. i am afresh. like finally !

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check the genius at photography out ! ha ! ha ! today is a super fantabulos day ^.^

With all my heart.

so i figured this is a pretty good way to get myself started. to see how and where i'll position myself in the few years to come. i got this brilliant idea from the slide show this morning during assembly :oD it truly is useful. well for me at least. and this is how i see myself when i'm thirtyish.

2009 : graduates from bukit view secondary, contented.
2010 : work all year round, go the the gym all year round, enroll english classes with causcasians as teachers, hang out with buddies as much as i can, stock up my wardrobe with summer dresses, evening gowns, shorts ( by this time i shall achieve tanned slender legs. ) and all 4 seasons clothes ^.^ stuff myself half full with roti pratas every meal, and most importantly, spend my time with greatest friends :o(
2011 : go over to UK to study. first priority = to get back to the salon to check if mr rome's still there. visit all around london. the fashion musuem ! the musuems ! i love musuems !! the hyde park, the ever-ree-thang !! alone or with a londoner. HA HA ! obviously i'm too carried away by my own dreams. really study this time round. read up the history and not just walk here and there pretending to be interested !!!!!
2012 : accent should be out by now. HA ! HA !
2013 : should have completed all courses.
2014 : start working there !!!!
2015 : should be able to achieve the " youngest hard working multi tasker " award.

oh no ! by then how old will i be !? i forgot to count my age !! wait let's see. 24 ! still young ! i shall just be working my entire ass off to get them sexy pounds in my hands. he he. i will really work hard and travel around. first to cover is inevitably, Paris. the place where i shall get married ^.^ then i will go over to Hawaii kawaii. then i will go over to north pole and go racing just like mr dr william tan did. ha ha ! okay i was just kiddin'. i'm still so sad i missed out his talk :o(
but anyway ! i will seriosuly study hard and now all i can promise is i w i l l study hard study hard but hello like can i do it ? i get distracted VERY easily. momsie has already told me a mbzillion times that if my results are applicable for the colleges in london, off i will shove my backside in your face and ta-ta for literally ever ! ha ha ! obviously not. i will come visit goh chap may, ah pork, keren indochinese, hwee koon save money !! okay. so where was i again ? ah ye. she actually gave me choices and they are -

australia.
united kingdom.
and state of america.

australia ? ha-ha no thanks. i have had enough of fun socializing with singaporeans. somehow i feel many singaporeans are heaving their in and out of breaths there and i just don't wanna go somewhere infested with.
america is rockr man ! it's so partyish ye ? but the thing is, i truly love london and i'm hoping heshe will love me back. but anyway, see this.

" hey where did you graduate from ? "
" america. :o) "
" oh coooooool !!!!! "

" hey where did you graduate from ? "
" oh. united kingdom. :o) "
" wow. "

ged wad i mean ? US is like the ideal country for wild life but UK is just, grand and sophisticated. so well. i will study hard for the last time. cos like i said, it's just a matter of choosing to or not to.

anyways ! today is a day you can pretty much christen the emotional day. i experienced a whole series of unfortunate events. after gettin back from breakfast, hwee koon's usually kept cell phone in my bad wasn't where it was sirpozed to be. i turned to her and told her it wasn't there half laughing cos she was laughing and asking me " faking right. " but i was serious except i couldn't plaster on a straight face. so after a few kan-chong-ness, ta-daah the phone appeared in hk's hands.
my boobs felt electricuted as i was jotting down notes for accounts. then my heart and rib cage felt like they too, have been electricuted so i placed my phone under the desk on my lunch box ( i'm saving moneh. ) ( i initailly placed my phone in my breast pocket. ) so then i went for history class, absent-mindedly leaving my phone there so when i got back, i went to check and gasp !!! it wasn't where it was sirpozed to be !!!! so i told hk that my phone was missing but she was like laughing away with poh ling i thought they were crackin' up cos of some conversation so i went back to my seat, dejected.

" joyce ! cannot find ah ? "
turns to hk and ta-daah ! my phone was in her hands. ha ! ha ! oh well. we went over to WM to buy some stuff but ended up having lunch there as well. there we talked about june holiday. speaking anout JH, i'm sofa king disappointed europe isn't confirmed :o'( i reallllllllllllly wanna go there. but now that i didn't even sign up for japan, i stand no chance in school exchange programme whatsoever. momsie called me, just, and told me to go for japan. but europe oh darling europe but anyway ! if i did go over to any OEP, i won't be going back to thailand but to work here instead. so hk and i have already planned where we're gonna go during the mid year break. ha ha ! we were so carried away time tickled past by. fast. it was like, 16 odd when i reached back school ? i was sirpozed to meet farah for v'ball but not only couldn't i find her, i had no means to contacting her so in short, i was being bang-saied lah. i went to the canteen ( i was in my pe attire so library was being a btich no no. ) so i did my chinese chan work. i saw ekx and i said hi ! well, half a smile. and then someone said something that made me tear. well i ain't wanna type it out. i texted hk about that fucking son of a byotch. then i saw cheese. well cheese has already told me long ago, last year in fact, about fugger saying that about me so i told cheese what he just said and my eyes welled up with fresh salty tears. aaaah well. i left the school at around 17 and i got a text message from aloysius tjj. ha ha too bad i was already in the bus when he asked if wanna meet. anyways i am so sad. . . NOT ! somehow these kinda thing actually make me grow stronger. when he said it, i didn't feel anything, at all, but it's just that my brain was like, telling me how pathetic i felt and thus, the tears. oh well. whatever it is, that son of a rotten peach is gonza get my ugliest stare ever shot to people in my history. and that i promise you, ogre. i didn't know ogre exist until i saw you ;o)

okay enough about these nonsensical rantings. cos by the endda the post, it all sums up in the word of s-t-u-d-y-h-a-r-d. eh ? i just feel like typing on. it's 00.55 but i don't feel sleepy, at all ! ha ha okay so here's a confession. uhm. how do i put it. well, it's abso normal for girls to have crushes right. but my crush is just so near, so so so so so near but yet, so so so so so so far away and i can never talk to anybody about him cos he's just the kinda guy i normally don't go for. he's so not good looking. he's so not kind. he's so not thoughful. he thinks he's sofa king cool. he thinks he rulesxz the world but heck. i'm interested 37% ( ha ha i was like placing my index on the digits. i first placed it at ' 1 ' but thought about it and it seemed too little. in short, i gave it a major run-through so my % is undoubtly, accurate. ) . ahh well. oh ye oh ye ! good news for me ! i lost a kg ! it's gone missing !! but no, you don't have to hunt it back for me. BYE FOR NOW !

i forgot, 2010 : get married.
t he. obviouzly am juz teasin ;o)

Does your crush crush on you ?

these few days i have been tuning in to the radio and there are so many great songs !!! check out -
m jackson's gotta be startin somethin ( 6. )
realize by colbie c ( 7. )
ching-a-ling by missy e'. ( 7. )
4 minutes by madonna and them guys ( 6. )
leavin by j'mccartney ( a total 11 !!!!! )
and many many many more but i din't catch them titles.

hi. i don't know if i should be really pissed or if i should be really grateful. well apparently, i overslept thus, i'll def end up late for school right but hey. i HAD the idea of going to school. so up i went to the washroom ( it was already 9 in the morning. ) when ah-nee appeared in front of my very eyes.

" joyce ! i tell ma'am you stomach pain so you no go school ! "
" HUH. but i am going school now ! and my stomach is not pain. "
" but i tell her you stomach pain already. later she ask you please say you stomach pain ok. "
" mmm. ( a very hard and heavy mmm. ) "

so while i was brushing my teeth glittery white, i thought about whether to go to school or not but i decided against it cos i was thinking of studying at home which is like duh i didn't ! ha ha but i did touch up my room a lot. and then i got tired so i went to bed and it's now 22.32 and i've had the longest bath in the kismis green history. been busy shaving cleansing and renewing my body gel ! ha ha i was all refilling them slowly and carfully and proud to say, i didn't drib brab here and there. but anyway, i have really decided to study hard from today onwards. y'know usually when i go to school, i'll just sit there and face the board but obviously i'll be too stuck up in my own thoughts i don't hear what the teachers say let alone understand them. but last friday, i could do so well, y'know. not only listening but also, understanding very well. and i WANTED to listen to them teachers talk lor but too bad it was a short friday so. well i was totally totally drenched on friday so that's probly why i could concentrate so well. so then i told myself. it's all about deciding whether you want to listen or you don't want to. ye oh well. i swear i'm the stupidest pig alive. we've ( JAJ. ) already decided to make this coming friday a kbox night which is = lisa bringing her clothes to school decided by them else, she'd take forever and then she'll meet ah pork and from there, they'll take the tube to cineleisure and up up up to e2max and blast the room with their beautiful voices banging and singing and rocking the friday away with them guys getting drunk while lisa being lazy with janelle being fuzzy which will make them all crazy. BUT !!!! pause and lemme replay the scene. on friday beautiful sexy night, i will be stuck in the hall listening to speeches after speeches after speeches after speeches after speeches after well you get what i mean. but there'll be performances up by the students which i think i'll pretty much enjoy but . . but compare that with my buddies, singing, laughing, joking, punking and . . and warm school hall :o/
i am sure you'll choose cine too eh. and saturday JAJ won't all be free lor leh lah meh haiz. but maybe, just maybe, i'll conference jannie up later and discuss with her. i'm thinking of the weekends after mid year papers ha ha ! ye believe it. cos i wanna study v^.^v well before i flunk everything else right.

i went to meet janelle yesterday. we went to the library to study . . . not ! HA HA. we were busy eating, playing catching, pretending to be invalids, pretending to be moms with kids, throwing sweets at each other like it was an air ball, and drawing in each other's book. then we did something else which is
s t r i c t l y private.
ha ! ha ! it was 21 odd when my guardian called to ask me where i was. i happily replied i was already in the taxi on the way home but in fact, i was sitting on the bench in the mall joking with janelle and licking our ice creams away. hehe. sometimes i really do appreciate mobile phones y'know why !? cos the other party can't detect if you're lying or not !

mom reading to baby.

invalid = really invalid.

popcorn rain.

HELLO MOTO ! i am back from a thrilling day. ha ha ! okay. i don't know why but everytime i meet ah pork and them rest, i will have the need to visit the loo before i leave home. so just like all the days, i got a bad stomach attack and this time, it was diarrhoea. so after much effort to flush those liquidy sai down my system, i went to the bus stop. ha ha ! i was having tripple thoughts whether to meet them or not atta beginnig cos i aint got the mood to dress myself. i was actually thinking of studying. studying could you believe it ?? so then janelle pok told me she'll be wearing her school u cos she just got back from this CIP thingo so then pop went my brain as they decided on a very creative with the open and close " " hanging in the air. queen decided to put on her uniform as well. i was telling janelle she was gonna meet bimbo ( me. ) cos fug. i feel so bimbotic. i was using a handbag with school uniform on ._. it looks so. . . . . BIMBOTIC.

but anyway ! janelle reached too early so she told me to take a taxi there. she'll pay half the price :oD so off i went flying.
" going shopping ah ? " greeted the driver.
but this time whoa, y'know usually when i sit in a cab, i go so easy my mind will be in a state of perfect tranquility, all rest in peace while my eyes shut themselves and enjoy the ride but this time ah ! shit man i was there glancing at the money metre ( sp ? ) ALT WHICH STANDS FOR ALL THE TIME. whao i have never felt so nervos like those crawling ants i find on my sink while i'm brushing my teeth before.
but anyway ! i reached and we caught definitely, maybe. pretty good cos i'm once again inspired to get smexeh legs. ha ha ! ye i know i've been repeating this sentence like an automated machine but shiet. i'm seriuoz this time AE. ha ! ha ! it just seem right :oD joycy what a copycat.
but anyway ! met alan teo wee wee today ! ha ha he hasn't changed a bit. character face everythango mango. i was doing the ge ge thang to janelle.
" wo shi lisa jie jie. janelle mey mey ni hao. lai, wo men qiu zao alan dee dee hai you jaw ge ge hao mah ? " i just visited steven lim's site if you wanna know thats why.

i wasn't condemning no i wasn't. as whatever as it may sound but i actually pretty much like SL. he's pretty good looking. no don't puke or go omgah is she nuts but think about it. do you SERIOUZLY hate him or are you hating him just becos everyone seem to be ? i tagged over at his board if you can find me, i'm lyse ! ha ha. it's really humorose, no actually it's really disturbing when i read fucking shit like " you're such a disgrace to singapore ! " like man shut up lah. isn't it funny why just becos he's so entertaining he goes to the extend of over doing considered as " retarded. " " xiao. " like whatever. becos I think he's cool just the way he is so stop picking on him whoever the fucker is shit. i don't know why i'm blogging about this. i'm such a busy body but hey. one thing is clear : i don't hate SL final. so moving on ! where was i ? oh ye ! the ge ge mey mey thang.

anyways ! jannie and i were acting those kinda not happy scenes. like i'll walk past her and bang her shoulders had then we both will stare at each other with silent but deadly fiery killing eyes. so after eating lucky prata once again, we were walking out so i walked slowhy behind. while she was walking ahead of me, i ran up to her, swung my handbag at her, delibrately hitting her hard. she wanted to revenge, so she took off her bag and swung it EXCEPT SHE MISSED ME so she did a turn over and the bag landed right on a man's chest. ha ! ha ! ha ! omgoodness. we were laughing so friggin hard we had to stop at the smokin area for fresh oxygen. and then there i saw pretty sw nabilah and we exchanged a very quickie of hi ! ha ha today is a very wrong day to wear school uniform y'know why ? cos after sighting SWN, i went down to get the fruit juice at the fruit juice stall when i heard " joyce ! " i turned around but couldn't see a familiar face. then alan was like telling me " cheeky. " so then i turned back once more and there i saw cheeky with his flight of people. ha ! ha ! i'm using flight of people cos whoa it's like a whole flight of people !? one by one they stand facing. but anyway, after movie oh i forgot my point. i see the schoolians in school uniform. they all looked good excpet the bimbo. ha ha ! called hweekoon see if she wanted to join us but it was too late by the time movie ended !!! ah the stupid movie is too damn long !

okay after movie was so funny. we were like shit. isn't it boring just reading what i did ? ha ha bare with me ! we were in the lift and janelle's biggezt popcorn was like still left with 3 quatres at the endda the show so suddenly, jaw grabbed the popcorns and threw it in the air ( lift. ) and alan and him started trashing popcorn at jannie. ha ha !

went to newton to have dinner. walking we were shooting popcorn bullets at each other. oh yes ! i forgot. today is really really unlucky. y'know just friday i was like putting in 2 padz cos i was afraid i would have mense without any warning right. but today when i went out, i didn't remember to so then as i was in the toilet, shit. ketchup greeted me a sly hello. girls would understand guys will just whyever will she feel so concerned ? anywayzzzz ! kind sweet souled darling dear guardian picked me up after dinner slash supper with JAJ. it was like 22.30 so she said she'd pick me up. she was driving on her way home too y'see.

" joyce why're you wearing school uniform ??? "
" heh. "
" today got school meh ? "
" ha ha cos these few days i become very fat. and no clothes to wear already. "
" but i thought you have a lot of pretty dresses ? "
" ye but now too fat to wear. "
" oh ! then you can't fit is it ? "
" yah lor. i don't know but these few days i can't shit. "
" you have to eat more vegetables !! "
chriselle - ha ha ! i still have the prune juice !!! you can drink it cos i'm okay now.
" ha ha ! really ? okay cool. "
" ya then you just drink it one glass everyday so you can shit. "

yep so i shall end here. oh ! i have a new math tutor now !! who's great ! i forgot to ask for his name.

" DO YOU HATE MATHHH ? "
" no. "
" THERE ARE MANAY TYPES OF HATE. "
" uh-huh. "
" DO YOU FIND YOUR MIND WANDERING WHEN YOUR MATHH TEACHER IS TEACHING ? LIKE YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT TO EAT DURING RECESS ? "
" ha ha ! ye i do. "
" AND HOW OFTEN IS THAT ? "
" all the time ^^ "
" HA HA HA HA ! "

caps locked are to differenciate him and i. goo nine ! btw CHECK OUT ROBYN'S LATEST ALBUM !!!!!! IT TOTALLY ROCK !!!!!!!
* be mine.
*eclipse.
* shouldhave known.

i can't seem to load into imeem.

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hoohoo. it's 2 minutes to 1.45 in the morning and i just did a mssive photo taking session with my camera. ha ha ! i will go update now.

lucky prata.

makan now.

smilie capture !

second time there with the signature LP pose.

my pratas wanna be seen in the pig too !

gimme a smile !

ah pork :o)

alan teo wee wee :o)

JH and JK.

i was trying to see something.

okay this picture is so unplanned. so we were sitting at the last row so i was okay lemme get a pig ! i thought i already off-ed the flash so 1-2-3 * fla....kiat...sh and jane looked at me like o.o so i was looking at her with the shocked expression like shit !!!!! and there goes.

we did a 7 dangerous road crossings without any traffic lights.

everybody look front ! oops i pressed the zoom in button.

pok left mid way to meet her parents.

hey wait up !

i am so tall ! *.*

back homme !
i chopped my mane off !!!!!!!!! ha ha asif i would :oP after takin this pig i noticed that the white thingy is the stupid popcorn.

in life there're many smiles that says something yet means another.
( i is cool. i is very cool. i is very very cool. )
ha ha really ah. ( please god please please wherever my dimples is, let them appear even though i know very wel i aint got none but please. . )

ha-ha dont you loves miss swan ?

ha-ha-ha very funny ! ( i goofed up !!! )

oh thats sweet. ( whatever. )

suddenly i went mad and started grabbing anything in my sight and adverting 'em.

this is like - V&R's my best friend !!!

while this is like - V&R, a girl must never miss. yeh ?

eh slanted. dont look like an advert.

okay here goes straight.

five.
zero kay-gee.

popcorn rain.

get low !

alan bobbing his head top the music.

lisa craze.