Nurse.

YO ! well i had chinese chan today. i spent a total of 40 minits searchin for my nowhere-to-be-found ker ben. durin tuition, my mind was like floatin everywhere but the lesson itself until i read " chi shi " as " bi shi. " bi shi says nose shit. anywayz ! i have finally made up my mind to get this course in poly !! ha ha, i damn excited can. i called momsie right after CC and told her about my plans. well you see, chinese chan told me about the courses, all of a sudden, my mind went binggg ! and i asked her about nursing. for people who're no geniuses in math like me, should take up nursin cos all you needa do is take care of the sickies and invalids. i gotta buck up on english and chinese then ima gonna learn thai and burmese seriously now. tryin to broaden my languages. i shall be the linguist of the hospital ! hehe. anyway. CC's daughter's already workin in UK !!! wow so envious !!!! it'll be 4 years before that's me. anyways, after nursin course, CC recommended me to travel outta singa and get a degree in a certain part of nursing like facial specialist, dental specialist and all. i think this job suits me well cos i have such a warm heart !!!!! really eh. i used to give the meat in my every meals to my dog back in myamnar know. i also used to give this old granny of mine packets of candies mom got from other countries know. aiya i've done too many kind deeds i cant recall any and i'm braggin about it i shall have my head beheaded. oh wait, but i'm the queen ! ha ha okay i'm so mad right now ?
anywayz ! before CC, i called mom, she's in thailand, gonna go back to myanmar the badly hit country in a few days' time and horror of horrors !!!! my house got hit ! apparently, the bloody metal gate from my neighbor's got swung against my mom's room. and jaw's too. so the glasses are broken into not millions but billions pieces. ha ha, meydepoa heard noises from mom's windows so thinkin that the maid hasn't locked the windows right, she scolded her bitterly but alas ! destruction welcomed them. but how the metal gate could gain so much force is beyond my imaginations. and the ceilings also dropped. ha ha ! so much for thinkin my house is a strong old thing. house is currently goin through renovation so all's safe. anywayz, my guardian's office there also got hit. ha ha the satellite got blown away, looks cute eh. well i pretty much hope myanmar will clear all these mess soon so there won't be viruses and germs floatin mid air. i told my mom to put on the mask when she steps outta the plane. somehow, this whole thing kinda reminds me of SARS. SARS the deadly. oh well.

lemme get back to nursin. it'll be darn cool right ? joyce as the nurse. the only thing i can't handle is givin people jabs. quite scary. i wanna read to the old people, i wanna play hide and seek with the kidz, i wanna take care of the sick adults and most importantly, ima gonna take care of myself well so no germs can attack me ! and one bonus point - i rarely get sick. and when i say rarely, i mean rraarreellyy. it's like, jason always get influenza or high fever and i'll always be there TRYING to be sick but my immune system is too strong ! i'm not the kinda girl that sneezes when she's cold, i'm not the kinda girl that looks so cute when she's sick, i'm not the kinda girl that shivers when it rains. instead, i'm the kinda girl that goes " COLD MEH ???? " ha ha ha okay ._. well well well. it's friday now and i am so . . uhm, so not tired. infact, i'm so energized ! my PC's crazy now. i can't find my pictures in C file. i'm urgently lookin for urgent help urgently. very urgently. okies. i guess thisis all for today ! bye bye. i'm gonna be a nurse !!!!! -beams-

along the river we sit.

SATHERTHEY.

HARLOW ! i was woken up a lot of times this mornin due to the blasting thunderstorm. wow it was so loud till i had to use the cottons meant for removing my nail varnish to shove them in my ears !? but i couldn't even sleep as you mighta imagined cos well, i was worryin about the cottons falling into my ear holes :oP and i didn't mention that my room's at the rooftop ? ha ha ! i was so pissed when i saw that it was 4FOUR4444FOUR in the mornin ._.

well i met hwee koon over at jurong east to have long john not gold not bronze but silver for breakfast. since we had like plenty of time, we went to take neoprints. ha ha ! it's been for ever since we've last took one !! the first machine got attacked by some virus or what shit while we were deco-ing so we had to change to a second machine. but anywayz ! hardi called HK so we took the tube all the way to marsiling. went over to fiq's house. ha ha ! barber's :oD waited for them guys to get ready before we went over to bugis. the streets there're like what you say ren san ren hai in chinese. crowded till uhm, i lost my way. i was like thinkin of idkw and before i knew it, i was separated from them. but anyway ! met hakim at the station and together, we walked towards the river to drink. i'm exceptional O:o) okay this smiley actually spells angelic.
ha ha ! joyce = O:o)
all of them were more than marboh ! ha ha, expecially hakim. ha ha ! watchin him drunk is like as funny as watchin just for gags ! ha ! ha ! for real. you can just go laughin till saliva drips okay maybe not to that extent but you get wot i mean. talked to fiq about some stuff. he was on moderation cos we were havin some talks. ha ! ha ! HK is drunk along with hardi and not to mention hakim. ha ha ha, later on if you can see the vid, moody is the one that's singin pitch less. ha ha, please squint your eyes for the million dollar part where he drops flat. okies. anyway, fiq and i talked about life, listened to songs, sang along the lines, him rap me hum, and i never knew playing " FIND. " could be so fun. ha ! ha ! ha ! FIND ! . . . . FIND ! . . . . FIND ! . . . okay find is like the classiest game. you just gotta ask them to find somethin you spot. initially started with fiq and me. his eye sights are def what i used to own ! but slowly, 5 of us all played and ha ha, had fits of laughter, all cos of moody. scratchin ballsxz, furry balls hairy balls yadee deedah. anyway ! left home with HK and hardi. i think i walked so fast till my sandals almost broke. ha ha ! i don't wanna be locked out again ! later hafta bother lawrence again. but aiyoh. rush so much in the end guardian wasn't even home and it was close to 12 ._.

anyway, it's a great day today and HK and i know pretty well why ;o)


hwee koon and joys.

those who think this is not pretty is . . . so, uhm, so not arty. ha ! ha ! ._.

right. so this is where we sat. a real cool place. it's like seperated from them rest of people. just climb up the mini wall from the pathway and the river welcomes you !

fiq.

lisa.

lisa with fiq.

fiq and funny moody.

moody and fiq.

lisa moody fiq.

all. fiq moody lisa hwee koon hardi.

hello you !

hi, this is singapore :o)

EXAMS OVER . . HURRAY !

HI. this is gonna be a long expired post. i was being sucha darlin by lendin my PC to cheese since i last blogged till now. so. here's it !

for this june holiday, i'll be travelling to . . . . . . BEDOK !! yep, that's right, ber dok. for the first time, i shan't be flying off durin long term holidays and if you ask me, i'm neither very pleased nor very displeased about the plans. actually, come to think of it, i'd much rather go back to thailand but then again, thinkin about jobs and cash and the hot spots here, i'll just be stayin here. sometimes i'm just really damn matured and 懂事 eh. well. the tickets and visa are already done so let's say if somethin did happen to my preferences, bye bye singapura tempora ! right so my plan for the mid year holidays is to get a decent job and well, clear my doubts on the topics i'm lost in cos i don't wanna come back again to greet them hello next year. BTW i'm no longer active in friendster anymore. the reasons may be silly but to me, it's just that friendster's becomin so fake for me it's like when people add me they expect me to be the sweet cute girl ( which i so not am. ) that's so great to meet cos of the pigs well just so you know, don't trust pictures cos all my pigs up there are the nicest amongst my every shots so sum the nicests up, you get the dainty porcelain like girl and that's just somethin i'm not so to prevent anyone from being blocked by disruptive images, i'm gonna bid farewell to friendster joyster. well it was a joy knowin people. i'm not deleting it cos i look back at my old testimonials. yep so blogger and messenger is where i'll be ! messenger is also another thing i'm tryna dump aside. OH WELL. let's see . . .

i've been really easily influenced by what i do and then enddup dreamin about it later. like yesterday. i went over to koh wei's. played SIMS and then used her coolio camera to start takin some pigs. she then told me about veronica havin a dog at home. okay so when i got home, i was tellin jason there's this new horror film castin in the theatre yadee dee dah i fell asleep at 18 odd after readin chicken soup. then guess what i dreamt !? bloody odd but it's kinda like a deja vu. i dreamt about meetin up again with the vietnam aqeou and abird again. when they saw me, i saw a screen and there wrote, both aqeou and abird was at the heartbeat rate of 60. suddenly, this bloody peach appeared and the rate quickly sunk to a 30 !!! and the rotten peach got 60 then maximized to a 100. then ! i dreamt about the horror film. shit the content a bit insane. and disgustin too. it's a little rated too. HA ! HA ! and i'm the mini lead actress. then ! of all places, i was livin the life in a village that's located in a forest ._. with many people. so these group of guys and i were sittin down when all of a sudden, i rolled backwards. there's this kinda inverted slope kinda thang. i was so scared cos i thought there were molten lava underneath the ground. why molten lava outta everythin' you may ask. well ! it's becos of the chicken soup !!! i was readin this story about the poor boy fallin into this pit blah blah blah. so i quickly tried to run back up. and surprise surprise. i actually did. but out of no reasons, I KEPT FALLING BACK DOWN !!! then i caught sight of this sign that's kinda like burnt in the middle. it read, pupdog is in ( something else. ) so i thought there was a volcanic eruption that's occured there before so i ran back up fast. as we were walkin round to have some desserts, out of no where, a really fuggin cute dog appeared. the dog's really darn cute !!!!! and it's called a pupdog. ha ha, so the bitch started givin birth and the whole forest was filled with extremely cute puppies. suddenly, i woke up and then replied a message, ha ha, ye i actually could still do that. i checked the time and it was like 2 in the mornin. i fell asleep again and out of no where, i woke up back in my room in thailand. it was 2 odd in the mornin but surprisingly, thawat wasn't asleep. so i got his cool camera out and started takin photographic pigs which just so you know, really turned out fine. well in my dreams anyway. i also dreamt of this poor rich kid that's my neighbor havin diabetes. ok diabetes is either too much of food science or it's cos farah hwee koon and i were talkin about missg. the boy is i think 3 or 5 but he's tall like a wooden plank. his legs were chubby. his face too. i fell in love the minit i saw him. i cuddled him and when i carried him in my arms, he immediately turned into the size of a baby .-. OKAY. enough about dreams. this whole portion is kinda cool actually. cos i'm gonna have an enjoyable time readin in future.

so accounts was yesterday. i think i did it pretty fast cos i had to sit and wait for literally, ever for the time to eventually run out. i couldn't sleep cos i was too full. and speakin of sleepin, i've been havin nightmares while i'm sleepin during or after the papers. ye nightmares in class in the mornin in school. how ironic. anyway, i got so bored of waitin i decided to do some calculations. for me to earn, if i get a revenue of 7000, 1 million dollars, i'll have to work till i'm FIFTY ONE !! 51 can you believe that ?? how can i enjoy at that age ?? sharkfins and herbs are definitely not my kinda thang. then i took on the courage to calculate how much i need to work if my pay per day is 4 ( this is actually to kinda scare myself if i don't study hard enough to get high fly jobs. ) and guess how long it'll be before i hit a million ? yes. 2976.2 years my dear, 2 THOUSAND 9 HUNDRED AND 76 YEARS !! whyever will i need so long to hit a small sum !? that's when i learnt that the future truly is a scary place cos money's so difficult to earn ! y'know when people tell me that parents go through a hard time to get money, i thought they were just a load of bull just so us kidz will listen and study hard but now, i really do understand how hard it is. i mean, just take me for an example ! i actually need 2 thousand off years to get 1million leh ! you tell me i think my 1000th generations will still have the heart to transform my coffin into gold ? it's pretty funny though when i think about me workin when i'm dead. it's funny cos i'll be workin in the cemetery as a . . . GARDENER ! ha ha, joyce pluckin the dead grasses and dumping the long withered flowers offered to my fellow mates. okay anyway, i'm workin hard to diet now cos KW and i have a splendid plan that shall be pretty much ravishin' by the endda next year hehe -beams- so ye. we're survivin on oats now. we the survivers gonna hit on them the losers. gonna be the wonders of you people, gonna be, gonna be, gonna be wickedly slender :o) so MAJULAH JOYS MAJULAH JOYS ! for those of you who don't know what MAJULAH actually means, it means forward in malayu. rest assured it's 110% right cos i always look at the subtitles of the national song screened on the projector every mornin :oD

Lisa candella and her night adventure.

okay. all good. i just got back from last night after forbidden city with lawrence and keola. it's five minutes past five, good morning to whoever is reading and good night at the same time. i need rest a-sap. i'm gonna drop and i CAN drop any second. i will update later. i still have to meet them again for lunch at clementi. bye.






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all righty ! it's 16 i just got up and i'm waiting for my guardian to gimme my allowance in advance so i can return janelle what i owe her but damn ! she's taking her own grandma time so. anyway ! these past few days have been hella fun. ha ! ha ! hwee koon and i have been going over to IMM almost every other day to have LONG JOHN ! i hated it at first, before i went to IMM, cos i felt the food was too, deep fried or something like that. but that was before i found my love, the golden deal one with skin-on potato chips. ha ! ha ! oh my ! it tastes totally fab. i'm dying for one now. clementi got one or not ah ? anyways, we went there on tuesday and wednesday. then for thursday, hwee koon went to meet her boyfriend while i did my the other half of detention class and the history remedial. on friday which was just yesterday, we went over to WM's mac to have her long desired soft fries. ha ! ha ! the toilet rabbit ! peeping tom also, ah yo yo ! aii-yoh ! :oD anywayz ! these are pretty much the things that have been happening to me the past week. class time i have been paying 11 attention. it's just automatic. i understand CG point for physics so well i think i can teach. ha ha ! okay so maybe that came out a little exaggerated but you ged wad i mean. math is pretty cool too. inverse proportion and all. for mid year, i know i will still fail but somehow, i feel i will do better, like at most 5 marks increase ? oh well. it's like a few more hours to first paper and i think i'm prepaid for social studies and english. well pretty much. okay so these are probably about all. oh yes ! i am learning cannonball now. i will most likely update a vid of me singing lifeless after i've learnt to guitar cos so far, i haven't found anyone who knows guitar well.

so yesterday, i got a text from lawrence asking if i was up for a movie. i definitely was but i was shit broke so he said he'd treat me so yadee dee dah, in the end on the way home, i saw keola in 173 so i asked him if he gonna watch with us so fast forward, i finished ever-ree-thang at about 19 odd. i waited, and waited, and waited but the guys were like so bloody long until finally ! at 19.30ish, they appeared. i asked them what was the time already and they both said it was 20.30 which is like, one hour faster than mine !? i thought they were faking so i text messaged farah to ask her what time it TRULY was and it was indeed, 20.30 no wonder i thought i got ready so darn fast ._.

but anyway, we took a cab which was paid by lawrence and then off to the theatre we went. the show pretty much rotates about kung fu, y'know, like trying to get this special pole to the rightful owner and stuff. by the time the show ended, it was like already 22.30 !? i told guardian that i was watching a movie and all she said was, whatever it is, be back by 10. no excuses. ha ha really no excuses. stayed in WM taking pigs and vidz and then took 173 back home. went over to 7-11, grabbed my frappucino, law's mocha, keola's famos amos, and our's B&J's and everything summed up at 27 which was once again, paid by lawrence phyi-sit nyein. ha ha ! we then went over to the park and had our midnight feast. by then it was already 00.30 after eating, i went back to homme and fuck it was locked. the whole house was dark so i suppose they truly did lock me out this time. i sat on the chair outside the main door for a few minutes while chatting with janelle. i told her i'm not gonna knock on the door and go back in but imma gonna walk around singapore. it seemed pretty much impossible at that time so i called koh wei to ask if i could crash in at her's cos she lives closest to me, and i know how to walk to her's but she didn't pick up her calls ! so off my hope went. then lawrence texted to ask if i was in which duh i replied no so fast forward x 4, we met and then off our night adventure began.
ha ha ! after praying we won't meet mas selemat kashari, we first made our way to beauty world's mac's loo. after pissing and getting ready, our legs ventured off. it's a lucky thing i had everything i needed in my handbag. i had cardigan, pringles, camera, tissue and drinks. it's all that's needed to survive. first was like so energetic. we walked towards orchard lane. but we only managed to walk until after what school, i forgot all of a sudden, cos there was a park there. it was like already 4 in the morning when we reached there. after resting for awhile, we took a cab again paid by l to his house to get some more cash. then walked back to al-azhar's to have a cup of teh-tarik cos we were soon losing energy. shit. a bloody bad choice. one thing : teh-tarik and 4 in the morning ? don't blend. cos when i got back home, amidst my sleepiness ( ? ) i had diarrhoea. ha ha !! okay so we were sirpozed to me ARK for breakfast at mac's but too tired already so went back home. by then it was already 5 in the morning. when i got back home, it was till locked. so i sat on the ground, listened to the radio, and after like 10 minutes, maid opened the door i knew she would cos she gets up at 5ish. so from 20 the previous day till 5 this morning, i have been walking all about but my legs are still same size !!!! no improvement wotsoever !!!! disappointed is beyond what i feel :o( never mind, it's 16.30 but still nothing is coming out. i shall move on to my next target of human bank - neh-na. and ? i didn't get to see the sun rise :o(

OH YE !!!!!! I AM SO SO SO HAPPY ABOUT ONE THING. okay so finally, i think i might be having a friend travel with me v^_^v koh wei's mom seems to be on the bright side to allow her to come with me over to myanmar at the endda this year. shit i so can't wait !!!! ha ! ha ! it's gonna be so fun !!! BTW my dreams today travelled from inverted MW to thailand. hehe. and thank you so much koh wei :o( really, i am speechless and touched. this sweetie here actually came down to house to check on me, to see if i was home,and all right. i really don't know how to thank you. thanks !!!!!! so much ! oh ! and drink lotsa water okay ! ha ha and guess what !? lawrence actually knows nai nah. apparently, they're soccer friends.

pose pose pose.

jump jump jump.

back home.

mini feast at the park.

okay door was locked so i had to sit there before i decided to leave. and it begins !
1.11 am. we were at bukit timah plaza. around the bottom of the bridge.

1.28 am over at cheer's loo. piss once again before leaving.

2.30 am how empty the street is. though there're many many taxis. and they keep stoppoing so i couldn't capture a good one.

2.38 am reaching the park. seems like the sour pack of candies don't work huh.

3.46 am walking back to al-azhar.

4.07 am reaching soon ! one last bottoms rest before waling again.

4.55am i was really too tired i couldn't even summon the energy to smile.

5.02 am once i was inside the house, i was smiling like mad cow.












now. ha ha worry not i'm not wearing this again. i just put it on cos it's lying in my room. i wore something much much simple.

up close.

i wore this.

this vid was taken on the fantabulos day. during DC. with peggy.

resting under a certain block.

and, the 2 professionals dancin' ! i'm just standin there lookin', this vid made me realize i hould start gettin' to know more about dances. i am an illiterate in areas like dancin'.