RAIN RAIN.

hey . . im a visitor :o)

hiak ! ha ha ha okay i def dont kno wot that means. hiak all the same ! joycy is a happier girl today.
i got up early this mornin at 8 and got ready for the day. first off, i went over to whitley secondary. moms hadda meet jaw's principal. after waitin, bloody hell mr nonis wanted to meet mom for the parent's' meeting thingo so together with guardian, momsie and i went over to bukit view secondary. damn I GOT THiRD IN CLASS !!!!!!!!! AND THIRD FOR THE LEVEL POSITION AS WELL !!!!
ME SMART NORTZ !! ye i kno youre darn happy for me but heh, itz third from the last so . . . . . :oP
ha ha ha shocked i actually got third eh. if i ever get a third, i think singapore'd stop being so warm. well anywayz, these are my " wondorus. " results.

note : wondorus with the quotations.

for english, i got a lousy 55.9
for chinese, i got a lousier 44.8
for math, i got a lousy 37
for science, i got a lousy 35.3
for history, i got a good 61.2 ! ha ha i am actually happy over these kinda mark. well anyway,
for accounts, i got the perfart score mian. i got 209 could you believe it !? 20.9 ! damn.
for food science, 34.3
for C&ME, i got a B.

so yep i failed 6 subz outta a 8. which, to summarize, 41.3% passage and a total of 289.4 outta a 7 bloody hundred. yep. i am so smart thanks ah.
i couldnt keep a solemn face all the time. the further the situations go, the funnier the situations get. the lousier the gr8, the funnier it is. i dont feel sad i dont regret i dont tear i dont drama momma i accept it all with a laugh coz i kno fo sure am gonna put in bloody load of effort the next samester.

ANYWYAZ ! after meetin them leechers ( hehe. ) momsie and i went over to takasheeeeemayor ( haha. ) to have crystal jade. i ate till i vomit-flooded the whole restaurant ( hoe hoe. ) after lunch, went over to wheenlocks' for moms manicure and hair treatment so jaw and i went to watch indiana jones over @ lido's. well IJ is not a bad show tho like always, iron man is da besxzt. the nice parts are where the adventures begin. like the waterfall, the quick sand, the red ants et cetera et cetera. after movee went to meet mom at wisma's esprit. i got myself yet another short jeans and a cutsie top !!!! mom got the same shorts but a different top. today's expenditure made me a member of esprit edc. i'm not too happy coz i wanna be a member of a hospital :o)
see. this kind of nurze where to find ???? so willing to wipe clean patients' wastes kno. anywayz. can't compliment myself too much if not i will blush kno ;o)
so then after buying a few more clothes, jaw went to meet his friends while me and mom went over to pu tien restaurant for dinner. this time, i truly ate till i vomit flooded the whole of kitchen road. ha ha ha !

my cell phone dropped en route back so it's sufferein a very back body ache now tho i dont pity it cos i dont even fancy it to begin with. M and i climbed the stairs up instead of being lazy by takin the lift. 21 levels multiply by 2 flights of stairs for each level, you get 42 flights of stairs. 42 you multiply again by i think 5 steps per flight of stairs, you ged. uhm, heh heh sorry my math not good. i am sittin here updatin about my life while them adults are beer-ing, claimin rainy days are the bezt days to indulge on beer. crazy folks. well, i gotta get up early again tomorrow so bye my honey !

may i get smarter,
nursesrunurse.

jaw " i'll have a kid at 20 odd so you can take care of my babes, mom. "
moms. " wooo no ! i'm not gonna help you take care of your children at that age ah ! i still wanna do business ! take note, i will only take care of you 2's children when i'm too old to work. "

ha ha this is the mom-spirit ^.^v

all right good night. before i log off,

HIAK !!!!
ha ha okay ._.
mom.

being with mommy. :o)

HARLOW !!!! ha ha lisa is a happy girl now^^
she juz got back from a major shoppin day with her beloved momsie and jaw well anywayz !! i was awoken early in the mornin at 9.30 by the bloody deafening drillins. had my brekka+ice cream= sore throat. today is the day i had the bezt lunches in ages. momsie cooked the myanmar cuisines which made me ate like, hehehehe TWO plates of rice :oP
right so went over to penin to pass kevin some stuff and then we went over to orchard. went fareast. damn. their clothes are better now. not the same piece of cloth over and over again. i got myself all that i needed.

* armani exchange short shorts from hong kong 140 ( this is a win win. well y'see i was tellin mom it was sucha humid day for me to wear pants so i asked her if she had shorts to lend me and taa-dah ! she gotout the AE shorts she bought from HK before flyin over to songa nd o ! it's mone now :o) )
* a top and a short shorts from valerie 39.90 + 42.90.
* a vintage top on sale 15
* 2 sets of bikini and 2 ets of wrap-around 71.80 + 40
* the vintage bag i almost died for 23.6
* and a dinner over at sun with moon's 181.4

was havin a bikini-is-a-must-have-in-a-persons-life-convo with mom and we both started crackin up in the changin room jokin we'd die with regret for not even wearing a bikini before. ha ! ha ! well i am so so happy today. as you can see, i am easily contented. i love moms. am sure girls do that. okie dokie. i wanna go to bed now. bye !

howdy !

HEY YO ! well guess wot. i'm actually already on bed gettin myself ready to tuck myself into the bed but i'm not sleepy so i thot i'd come online here to update about my life.

well while i was on the way to fetch my momsie from the airport, a series of unfortunate events occured to which i can only conclude as karma. my selfishess to be specific. well since momsie's here in singa for only 3 days, she decided to stay in khar shinn aunt's house so the granny sorta moved to my room which has a really lousy low bed and i agreed to her almost immediately after she requested we switched rooms so momsie and i can sleep on the bigger big but anyway. thiZ is how my bad day went.
as i was walking outta house to the train station, i called hwee koon. i don't know wot got into me, but i was so into myself dialin HK's cell number when before i knew it, my bloody sandals somehow made my foot twist in a very nasty way and i ended up trippin myself OFF the padastrain walkin lane. just so you kno, the road was packed like a fish market. so after cursin myself, i continued dialin her number but this time, bloody hell my eyes were more focused on my mobile than the ground so before i knew it, i shrieked and my legs like totally bent inwards can. never mind. nothing is enough. so i stopped at this tena merah place, i hadda switch trains to getto te aiporto. so then as i got outta the train and got into the other one, before i knew it, i was transferred back to bedok once again. i called arah who told me i had to take the MIDDLE trian which i did you kno. i think the train goes forward and backward or somethin cos i DID take the middle train. same like that JE one. but anyway, i got to CA. i wanted to piss but my eyesight is shit it led me to a dead end with odd looking plants. i walked outta the place only to be greeted by the baby's sign. so anyways. as i finally got into the cubicle, the seat was dribbed with urine and i sat right down !!!!!!!!! and hehe no i didn't :oP i don't even sit on te toilet seats to begin with. it's friggin unhygienic. and even tho were all girlz, i don't understand why they have to bloody piss alllll over the seat. it's like they have million vaginas that splash out urine wherever they set their vaginas on. y'kno sometimes it's just bloody dizguztingz but i wipe clean the bloody seat even tho i didn't use it before i exit the cubicle, even when the urine doesn't even belong to me cos i don't want the next person to think that I was the one that had the million vaginas. it doesn't leave a good impression it's just, your self image at the endda day. like wots the seat for sometimes eh. and sometimes i'm scared the person before me's urine will evaporate into my V so i always take up squats instead of seats. nevermind. i don't kno how i even got to talkin about toilet zeatz.

well anyway, after fetchin momsie, i felt a little annoyed coz the aunt that i met en route had moms to herself. it's like i couldn't and didn't even get the chance to hug her which i usually do !!! she chatted with mom like shit and i was shoved far away. screw her big. and on the way back i had to fucking shed a few ( crocodile. ) tears. it's like i told her i wanted to study nursing and she was so bloody against it she started tellin mom that nursing is a very hectic job cos you gotta clear the patients' sai, urine, vomit, blood, and just y'kno, all the " dirty " work. and the reason why there will DEF be a job for nurses is that NO ONE wants to be one mainly cos it's a hideous job and she started givin me this look that's dizguztedz bloody hell. it's like, i finally made up my mind about focusing on a course y'know i had such hard time tryin to find what truly attracted me and her big fat ugly badly stung pimply red black brown green yellow eyesights straining mouth just had to demolish them in a bloody split second. it's like i really love helping the sick people NATURALLY no matter how much salivas they drib every second, no matter how their hairs drop everywhere they go, no matter how sick lookin they are. not coz it's part of my job wotsoever. bloody hell. damn hurt leh. it's like finally you realize wot youre gonna do with your life and you feel so proud of it cos it's all you really wanna focus on but suddenly, this witch comes in the way and kaaaa-piak, demolishes your dream with her wickedly mouth. brrr pissed is beyond what i feel.

well on a brighter note, I HAVE FINALLY MANAGED TO GRASP HOLD OF MY CHILDHOOD BEZT FRIEND'S MOBILE NUMBER !!!!!! ha ha ha ! it's like, she's studyin here in singaporez !!!!!! it's been 7 odd years since we last saw each other. and excitment is beyond wot i feel. i anticipate for her return ( she's in thailand now. ) when she gets here, i'ma teach her mari kita !!!! smart not. ha ha and then tour her round singa lik i'm a brilliant tour guide. this can improve on my observation skill and of cuz . . introduction skill :oD actually she wuz here for like 2++ months but i couldn't get hold of her cos i din have her number. and she din call me so. i thot she wuz A) just gettin settled eso shes bz lookin for accomodations, schools, tutors et cetera et cetera B) too awkward to call since it's like 7 odd years since we last met and C) as much as truth hurts, she doesnt think its neccessary to call me for help cos she can survive on her own. yep. but anyway, once junes over and she geds back here, hehehehehehe, woteva lisa ! :oP

well am sirpozed to be sleepin now cuz i gotsa get up at a bloody 9 tomorrow !!!!!! -eye pops open wide.-

good night and ill keep yer updated !

xo,
lisa. also known as the future nurse whos gonna kick butt and be friggin successful ( at cleanin patients' aromatic azz holez. )

knock knock knockin on heavens door.

lisa " hello ? "
caller " hello, i'm callin from paragon. "
queen. " oh hi. -thinkin it was a PC from her- "
c "didn't catch her left her phone here . . "
queen. " come again ????? "
c " your niece left her phone here we got it didn't catch. "
queen. " NIECE !?!??????? sorry i don't have a . . OH !! HA HA HA ! it's coz my name's aunty han right !? well she's not my niece, she's my friend but she calls me aunty actually uhm, i'll try get her mom. where's that again ? "
c " paragon metro metro paragon. "
queen. " right okay thanks so much. "
c " ok thank you wee'll be waiting for her. "

so this NIECE of mine is farah arah goh cahp may chap chap rah farahlinsa lynn and what not. ha ha ! oh my goodness you don't careless anymore when you're out ah !!! if not later every valuables will just fly away you know. ha ha ! birthday still want lose thing s ! ha ha i remember the old folks' tales about this. it's like if you lose or cry and get angry on your birthday, you'll continue doin that threw out all the year !!! ha ha ha. hope it's fake lah hor. anyway happy 15th like finally !! ha ha but no matter how fast you get older, i'll always be there as the ahem matured ahem. 2-years-older-than :oD since it's your big day, ( may 31st. ) , for once and for all, imma gonna say this for once ONLY !
di da-lan du-nia ini, farah adalah wanita young young young ba-lin la-wah ser-car-lee !
heheheh.

anywayz !
i koght up with janelle and jaw on tuesday to have lunch at orchard. tho we were famished to the extent of grabbin anyone in sight and bitin them off, the food was too spicy and thus, we didn't manage to enjoy them well well anyway. jaw went to meet his friends while not chicken not beef not steak but pork and i went over to skatepark to get some live knocledge to be a brilliant sk8r. went over to queensway shoppin mall after that where we became the tough bimbos. ha ! ha ! we went counter strikinin but how come no enemies one ah !?!??? walk like 360 degress north south east west inside upside down wall to wall stairs to stairs tunnel to tuneel but still, no enemies appeared. i even got stuck in the jacuzzi ITE. so we went auditionin instead. ha ha ! i quite pro already i think. i don't have to take ages to click the buttons. next time have to go once again, to be a better gamer. i realized my life lack computer games. a ha ha. my life is slowly but surely chaning. like in the past right i used to think that things life computer gamings and televisions are a total waste of time, and i still think tey are, but now that my life here in bedok is so bloody boring i have to start watchin the tele. on the contrary, tele has now transformed to be the only way to PASS time, not WASTE time hehe. is the italics makin your eyes very slanted ?? huh huh huh ? okay lemme switch back cos my eyes sure are flippin to the corners.

SO ! went to meet janelle pok's friends pei hu and michelle after our failures ar CS-ing. went over to ikea to buy bimbo's food blah blah and we went night eXcess-size-zing. ha ha ! all eneded like bloody late so i slept over at pork's. blah blah blah and in the morni, i went back to get my stuff and we are reunited over at vharbour front to make our way to sentosa. pictures shall speak for me as i'm dying not literally from neck shoulder joints spine fingers arms ache. good bye. oh before i leave, just so you know, holidays isn't workin out for me :o) cheers to you who think likewise.

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lisa is not only a nurse, she's also a house keeper :o)

pork and i enphasize the scenery while PH and M. emphasize the pretty faces :oD

JP.
ZL.

M.

PH.

the beauty of beaches.
wot are we golf-ing ??
scroll down to see !

this is the national treasure ! ha ha ! look what pork found ! a deadly beautiful chicken with nuffin on but feathers and tiny winy bones.

yo whazzup sunset.

another great find - a star fih.
this couple. it's like, there's i love you and me 2 at different ends of the beach. all girls are not trying to be jealouz of the guy right. damn i know i know. i highly doubt there's any guy as sweet as this ( whoev he is. ) .

bye bye sentosa sunshine hello vivo c.

today, i cooked mee-go-rain all wrong. my MGR was like black and white. so i decided to add some soy sauce. but problem is, i couldn't find any with the label. so i ended up with this odd lookin bottle with black content. thinkin it was SC cos it looked familiar, i poured the whole bottle in to my MGR and bloody hell it stank lika *&^%h my MGR becaome rats food. HA HA ! what a joke i am.