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Sunday, July 6, 2008

tired.

YO ! i am back, feeling bloody tired. now i kno that when you dress up as a guy, you'll naturally go guy-ish. like when i wuz waiting for the bus, i wuz actually sitting high up on the pole ( ? ) and not only that, i was having both my legs on the other side of the pole AND SHAKING THEM RAPIDLY !!!!!! ha ha ha. pretty nice and believe it or not, but when the bus came, i wuz actually still at the traffic light, i took off my hat and ran for the bus !!! holy shit. i really do like feelin a little different. well somehow. ha ha, i can qualify for a spy. i think ! pretty much anyway. i didn't use the escalator to get down from the tube station. i used the stairs instead ! and the thing is, i didn't go one step at a time, i took the great 2 steps at a time. 2-steps-run-down sorta thang. okay well anyway. i think i should take up spying as my profession eh. i wanted to be a police woman when i wuz young. not those typical ones that book you but those you see in the tele. tracking down murderes and shit. gettin shot and beatin the hell outta them criminals. i wanna be a detective like tintin. ha ha ! i am a biiiiiig fan of tintin okay ! i know he's short and has a dog. hehehe v^.^v

and anyway. i met KK and chap chap today. we actually wanted to catch. handsome-guy-movie starring sean faris whom i used to have a crush on 3 years back. but bugis only shows like 3 shows a day !??? there wuz only wanted, deception and strangers. none of which were interested in. there wuz this cool new sandals KK wanted to get from bathing ape but it wuznt comfy for her so. went to the ever so crowded bugis street and we ended up losing all our energy half way walking there. just so you kno, we didn't have anything. we only ate the nachos which wuz real bad !!! i mean, i thot it tasted like those from long john's so i wanted to get 3 but thank goodness KK stopped me, telling me it wuzn't nice, at all. i doubted her but i bought 1 more anyhow. and fuck. it wuz zeriously sucky. i don't kno why so many people are eating it in the theatre. we def support the warm hot dogs instead. ha ha ha ! the hot dogs tell a story. but anyway.

ave finally learnt that places like bugis street is never a great place to shop. we planned to go singing but there wasn't a k-box at bugis so we decided to go over to jurong e's. but since i wuz wearing some big azz guy's extra huge tee, it'd be totally ugly in videoz right. so i got myself a friggin cheap top at only 10 $ it wuz cheap cuz i didn't really had much choice. plus, i thot it looked not too bad but alas ! i didn't like it towards the end. it'z so simple !! and thatz when i started going i couldave ate a meal instead of buying that ugly piece of rag. bloody ugly i tell you. i'm gonna be using it as my swimming outfit. but anyway. we got into the taxi where i sat lika 54321. i think i should stop dressing up as a guy. ha ha ! my legs were like spread fucking big, my body wuz totally wriggled on the seat next to KK. farah hadda meet her parents so she went seperate ways after dropping off at JE. since it wuz only left with KK and i, we decided to juz eat and catch a show instead but damn ! handsome guy show wuz at 21.30 ! went to ask about the kbox thingo and it wquz friggin cheap ! ha ha, i'm startin to realize that my post's startin to be filled out with cheap. but anyway, it's only 25$ ++ per person ! and you get to sing till up to 4am, when the shop closes, provided there are free rooms. to people who love sinigng like KK and i, it wuz heaven but the thang is, we didn't have the time so off we went to get bloated altogether. well anyway. my pose is kinda 54321 now so bye. as my title says, i'm friggin tired.
ciao !











si inverted mw buzai huishi wo xi huang ne ren lor.

how ironic to be pretending to be enjoyin 'em nachoz.


this is KK's " customized " levi's. ha ha ! well she bought it but didn't kno there wuz her name on the jeans until she went home and spotted it. i told her it must be her lucky pants. and it is indeed very lucky to be worn by her . . . butt. hehe.







lisa likes her guy smart.

news flash : farah grabs butts ! ha ha.

KK collects poos.

us with the nothing good ice cream.






smiley girl drinking her fav soup again. thatz the worst tom-yum noodle i ever had itz so sour it tastes bitter. try the ban-mien instead. sweet and simple.


this is the shirt.
tell me which part is unique ._.
thatz sirpozed to be the room8's bed.
but so far, am livin alone hee.


i am actually not as dazed as i appear to be in this pig.






and






i kno. i can be so crazy weird.














i am here to give you a greatttt sleep not night mare ah.

i wuz eatin this i dont kno called wot when this twin appeared. when i wuz young, momsie used to say, when i come across food lik theze, physically joined together, it means my kidz gona be twins. ha ha ! come to think of it, itz been for ever since i last came up with these sorta ting.

zuo ting neh gor IMW jiu hao xiang si you jiang who neh jueor. xiao boodeh lor. yin wei tah jiu shi zai yee zhi zai jiang cheese neh ex-ai-ren neh jeour. jiang dah dao bude. rang hou qho zang qilai neh shi hou wo kang jing ta hao xiang shi zai kang who neg jeour yeshi. ke shi ta neh yang zhi shi disappointed na zhong. hui jia neh shi hou ting dao ta geng ta neh peng you men jiang you duang you pang. oh well. who buzai hui xihuang ta lou. zhi zhong ren bu worth it ah. who zengzeng neh shi tai ying jing xia lor.


P.S , if you think my make up is crazily messed up, thatz cuz i did it at home before i took the pics. hehe i din go out with zuch dramatic eys. which are so.unprofessionally.done. :oD

Friday, July 4, 2008

what a fugger he is.



YO AH YO !

today's youth day and am gonna start with a really nice quote i saw up on the screen. it says :

you're only young once,
if you live it well, once is enough.


okay. maybe not like that lah. but it wuz darn nice i tell you. i love inspirational quotes. like the one i have on my wall. it says :

your attitude determines your altitude.


well anywayz. happy youth day to you dear youthlings. you may be hearing it for the 5th time, but, yes, youth only comes once. you have to live it to itz maxxx and minimize on them things that doesn't go the way you want just fling them aside and live your own life cuz ten years down the road, if you're still alive, you may no longer be the kinda youth you once uzed to be like you can't possibly go up to the sea-saw well okay maybe you can but you can't be like the little kid you once used to be screamin your hearts out cuz youre damn high up the sky right. you can't possibly play tag right well then again maybe you can but it's different so if you ged me, then yes, celebrate youth ! and i hope i be youthful all the time :o)

allrighto !
i wuz dreamin of being the billionaire's daughter when,
" joys. wake up. "
roared thru my ears. right away, i rose up lika zombie cuz it wuz so loud i got the shock of my morning. it wuz only 6 in the morning my alarm wuz at 6.10. i turned and saw sandi there. so yadee deedah, she told me to " go down by 6.20. " so as i wuz brushing my teeth, i realized that i looked pretty good. eh, good as in not too much break outs and such okay. so anyway, i changed my undergarments and put the new culoque ( sp. ) i bought yesterday. as i pulled it on, something hit me, it made me push it back down and walk over to the closet so i could get the outfit i would wear if i would wear. one by one i put it on and taa-dah ! i decided to wear outside clothes and not plain boring school uniforms. my tights is not entirely tights. it's wooly cuz i bought it in HK during winter so i really dont kno how to call it. wooly tights ? winter tights ? dont kno what tights ? my mom's words hit me and i felt good so i wore it.
" last time i used to say i'll only wear this after i diet but woooo ! after i diet, how old will i be ?? "
y'kno. it'z not like i have the greatest pairs of legs in the universe and i hated wearing shorts last time cuz my thighs were chuncky but slowly, i began to change my ways. like, so wot if you have got meaty legs ? wot matters most is you have fun, with the bloody ( sexy. ) legs. i used to and will always admire and respect girls who're big but dares to show off their great figures.

example #1 will most definitely be girls who dare to wear swim suits without pants or anything to cover their thighs. i get darn . . . like, my skin goes prickly. like how to say ah. when you're cold your skin's like seedy right. that kind. and i def hate people who go being total morons picking up on them. " eeeee ! so fat still wear ! ugly sia zial siol siak leh lor meh lor meh mah er sin eee ! "
i aways feel like stuffin some fats into their mouthes and shoving it right in to their thighs cuz they don't have the capability to have big thighs like us ! right !???

#2 will be those that doesn't give a shiat to wot people think of them when their fats are bouncing or their fats are jiggling lika bell.

ha ha ! jiggling lika bell.

well anyway. my point is, i cant be bothered with waiting till i have bird legs so i can wear mini skirts, short shorts blah blah blah. see. i am the exact model of celebratin youth. living it to the fullest and i think i should go set up a group that goes

" SUPPORT THIGHS. NO SKINNY ONES ALLOWED. SKINNY ONES ARE NOT ALLOWED. "

ha ! ha ! ha!

sandi called a few times in between the time i wuz gettin ready. finally i wuz done at 7 am and as i went down, she wuz there waitng for me. damn i got a mini lecture from her saying i have no sense of urgency, no sense of time. not my first time being told here :o\ so blah dee blah dah, we went for breakfast and she drove me to school. well actually itz not exactly my fault, is it ? she said, " go down by 6.20 am " that doesnt say she wuz gonna be waitin for me thatz why. right ??? i thot she didn't want me to be late for school thatz why she said go down by 6.20. i didn't kno she wuz gonna be waitin for me but oh well . . .

after school went over to lot 1 to have heavy lunch with KK. went to the library cuz we felt our legs were breaking. sat there with our itmes scattered on the carpet as tho it wuz our homes. the librarian said,
" sorry no photos in this area and please keep your handphones wallets . . . "
we pretended not to understand english and i wuz,
" orh ? "
and she wuz gesturing her hands, indicating to the phones, cameras, waleets with the no-no sign. HA HA !

guess wot !!!!
I'M WEARING I.P something shirts !!!!!!! the a lot of people uze one. lol, i never touched their stuff but i went in and got myslef 2 XL guys' tees which i will be wearing tomorrow. i dont kno but theze few days i tend to wear simple. i dread wearin dresses now. for me, shorts will be fine for now :o) i'm not sure dresses are still hot anymore. and the thing about me is, if i go out with KK, i will eat a damn fucking pile so i HAVE TO GOT TO MUST wear extra loose top so the tummy wont show. ha ha ! i have got thight fitted tees but i lazy wear lah. and my dresses can be used as paracutes already.

okie dokie. i gotta go to bed early ciaozzie !

ill be meetin KK and Farah arah at BUGIS tomorro ! bugis teehees !

just like wot kai ting told me,

FAT = TRIM AND FIT !
eh dont clap too loud lah. :oP


lisa and janene ! whoa today my body's aching. :oP

this is THE class !
got this from siti wan nabilah's bloggie :o)

me with the signatue pose crew.



knock knock, atch-who ! hehe.
shariff:o)

kai ting €;o)

ha ha, BK wuz too fast !

and then hong wei became the fast one.



us.



with SW nabilah and janene ! ha ha, the mari kita ah. and here, we have sean thumb ! :oP

with liyana grint, eun
iece and kathik !
fatin nabilah :o)

hehe. so us.

with shavin the super athlete.



marcus goh . . . and his tongue, junior marc.

whoa my hand damn slim can.
ha ha, hey yo hui min !

kai ting and lisa rabbit-ing hui min. hehe >:o)

the gang of emotions.

hello motto !

hi all.



colors.
halijah the bird leg ! ha ha, i like ! i must chop them off one day and stick it on my body one eerie day.

we have shariff here from the land of noodles ! or something like that. remember our island in our vidz ?




yay.
i so didnt have the time to smile. i wuz askin PJ to join and well ye.

cool tall people.

cool short girl very cool short girl. ha ha, hi world. meet the chairman of my class, pei ji.

show me wot you got. i love this picture. not the characters in the pig.


umbrella.
great great deep voice he has. thats the physical edu teacher.

the doll.

hehe. candid kno. for someone lah ahem.


these choir pigs deserve great credits to a wondeful photographer. her name is joyce.
ha ! ha !






the pianist.






candid again kno.

i can be an artist one day. a fine artist of trash.

if you noticed my pits are white, itz cuz i put on baby powder.

yello.
KK !



noodle girl.
pocky.
miss world library.


miss world clips.

our head scarf.

miss world books.

miss world scary.



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