lisa !

YO YO YO WELL U GUEZZED IT I GOT BACK JUST IN TIME FOR THE ATTENDANCE MARKIN FOR SELF STUDY !!! ha ha hip hip hurray yes !!?

well today is a gr8 day. i skipped school a happy girl. slept @ 5 in the mornin' last night so i decided to do those goin' to skul a favor by sendin them a txt message. ha ha, with that, i fell asleep.

woke up at 10, did a few research which didn't answer anythin, any of my questions and before i knew it, it waz already 13 o'clock !! KK called and said she'd be comin' over to mine @ 14 so i dilly there dally there for awhile more before headin' to the showers. bloody hell remember my little wound !!!?? well it's turned for the worse !!!! i won't be publishin' the foto due to some content danger. itz damn sik i tell you. tho im gonna be buyin some medication cos KK told me i might get some infections of i juz leave it as it is. no one told me that :o( cos what when metal comes in touch with the inner part of our skin, some sort of thingy will happen right ?

well anyway !!! i have changed 3 band aids and a big azz cotton for my injury but it is still at its worse. well anyway !! KK was already waitin' for my downstairs when i was still in the shower. so i pulled out big ass, i know that when we are out, we'd eat big ass so these big ass tees pretty much are useful. but i don't like big ass #2 as it is round-necked so i went to the kit, got a scissor and cut away the collar. a little too wide tho :oP and this big ass collar is good cos then i don't have to slower my motion when i am pullin' down the tee due to the infected ear. i think i am damn weak now. infections are takin place so much and i can't fight back like how i used to. i have to eat more. drink more milk and eat more fruits yes i will do that tomorroe @ school.

but anyway. ha ha ! KK got me a louis vuitton wallet which is pretty cool. this is real useful cos if u kno me well, all my wallets are damn messy and tattered so with this new wallet, i shall be leadin life a different manner. she got so many. she got a gucci and a LV for jaw but jaw preferred the LV which is the same as mine. tho aktually we 3 were sirposed to have the similar design but KK's friend liked the one we were supposed to have so she gave it to her. but oh well.

went out under the hot sun and lazy bums took taxi cab all the way to peninsula the makan sutra ! ha ha ha ! myanmar food like i told ya ! after that went to the lan shop searchin for tattoos. i have made up my mind. i AM goin to get a tat. i loved the idea so bloody much i almost did it today but i had to calm myself down cos tats are a life-time thang. so yep we probly gonna get it before this month cos it's a seruious thing we can't just rush. +, i have bloody hourly report this weekends brr.

well anyway, after playin lan, lazy bums took TC back to jurong east to karaoke togetha ! ha ha ha ! today didn't have the mood to sing but we just felt like killin' time. stayed on until 20 o'clock only cos my stupid hostel stuff didn't buy my story of " i need to pick my cousin from the airport @ 21 today. this is her first time here in singapore so i need to help her settle down. " ha ha so rushed back in TC and i went to get KK's stuff from me room before sendin her out of hostel. waited for million hours but no TC appeared !!!! until 20.58, one finally came. after sendin her off, i ran back all the way to my room and hip hip hurray ! just as i got out of the lift, the duty persona came out.
" where did u go ? "
" went to the office. "
" for ? "
" oh to get someting. "
- looks suspicious. -
" cos my friend came to get her stuff so i had to go down to the office to do someting "

ha ha ! i rock i kno. :oP

i ma goin to skul tomorro !!! i have the cash now :oD even tho itz only 10. ha ha ha !

HA HA HA HA HOLY SHIT !!!!! I JUST CAME UP WITH A NEW WORD !!!!!!

CARBON DIOXIDE = CAR BANG DIE OUTSIDE.

HA HA HA FUNNY NORT U TELL ME !

lisa o lisa.

it is now 4 in the mornin, afta a few good hours of waitin, the tea effect has finally bin washed outta my system.

KW came over the day before sports and national day . .

SLEEPIN' QUEEN.

hey yo !!! ha ha ha ! guess whot i juz woke up could u believe that !? its a happy 17.10 in the evenin' KK is flyin thru the fluffy puffy clouds back to majurah singapura once again ! ok maybe i didn't JUST woke up. i got up at 15 once, brushed my teeth, uploaded the national day pictures, lied on my bed, switched on my mobile, replied messages, AND FELL BACK ASLEEP !! ha ha, i kno, ha ha how special of me right !!? well anywuzzzz. i didnt go to sku today cos i have no more $$$. i was pretty damn pissed last night i almost teared. the money issue is really gettin' on my nerves. i wish so bloody much to fall sick, really, to show 'em. i tried takin this 96 bus last night cos i was already l8, it was already 21 when i touched down at clementi. ha ha, touched down, lisa aktually thinks she's in the plane. so i thot 96 would be faster so on to the bus i hopped, but i wasn't payin attention to the routes the bus took, when i finally paid attention, i already missed my bus stop. it took me 2 more bus stops' time to react. i was feelin' so darn restless and feelin kinda low low low. so i stopped and crossed over to the other side of the road, hoping there'd be a 96 to bus back home but alas ! there jolly well ain't ANY 96 !!! thank goodness i remembered my bus stop name's The Veterinarian Surgery. so after checkin' the directory, i realized i could take 183 back so i waited,
and waited,

and waited, and waited

and waited

waited waited waited waited

AND STILL WAITED BUT NO FUGGIN' 183 CAME !!!! it waz already 22 in the evenin' !!! i felt darn pissed inside cos if i had the mofo $$$, i culdave juz hailed the damn taxi cab and be right back at home but no i didnt have the bloody cash in hand. wots more was that i only had a 37c left in my concession card. too darn pissed already finally the bloody bus came at 22 odd. i was in time for roll call and sirprizinly, they didn't call me down to the office for bein absent for self study. i guezz itz coz i sent a text message the duty persona. lesson #34 learnt ! send a text message and they will be convinced ! not that i was scripting up a story but u ged wad i mean aye.

well i was l8 cos i went to jan bimbo'z house with pei hui. stayed there readin my little phy notes before janelle's Bimbo Airlines came crashin' down on me. well world, janelle has this real lousy air line as you can see from the above, thatz called The Bimbo Airlines. it's lousy cos it can't fly str8, and it flies crooked. ha ha, they're the same cos i cant come up with a better explanation. oh ye oh ye ! it's lousy cos just like wot PH said, the plane's so big it can fit million people ._.

checked out some of the really crazy cool skatin vidz.
whoa they're really damn cool !! do check out Chris Haffey's ! it's from janelle the bimbi. ha ha ! whoa this paragraph alone has got so many exclamation marks !! ha ha !!!

okay anyway. my ear is infected i think. i was so tired last night while sleepin, my body twisted and turned and my bloody head applied so much pressure on to my ear. i remember it did it twice how i remember i have no idea. i just roughly estimated. it smells of infection now. and i can't spray on my lotion cos i suck @ aimin. i alwayz and i mean always endup sprayin' @ the canel to my inner ear instead. i was so pissed i called KK last night. i was thinkin, so wot. sandi the sand can use all the allowance she failed to give me for my overseas call. ha ha ! KK's voice at least cheered me up, i haven't even said my hello and she was " why are you callin me ???? miss your wife already ah !!?? " ha ha, i made the decision of not goin to skul on the phone last night. wanted to pick KK but i have no fucking cent in me !! never mind, i guess i will go call thawat and tell him to transfer my fuckin 85 if not i really can starve. i will stop goin to skul too. this is business. i mean business. this is se-ree-iouz.

okeh dokeh ! to you who's waitin for the national CUM ( how childish of mimi to caps locked it i kno :oP ) sports day pigs, here they are ! it took me a pail full of pain in the ass to get 'em uploaded so enjoy ~!

rise-and shine.blogspot.com/2008/08/sports-day.html

messed up . . so bloody messed up.

momsie just called me, scoded me on my rude azz behavior directed @ sandi the power. hi world, from today on, sandi the smart is no longer my guardian. she quit. victory victory all the way, lisa !
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anywayz !! i slept at a rockin' 7 last night. and i got up at a rockin' 10 in the mornin' ! this is what you define as the super woman. i told ya i was gonza be spendin' my monday in the TV room revisin my math right, but guess what !? well i didn't :oP ha ha ha, i met up with jan the bimbi instead. ha ha ha ! today is so drama momma.

the big azz tee i wanted to wear was in the laundry. + it stank cos i didn't dry it after takin' it out from the washin machine. so i rinsed it under the tap again to get rid of the foul smell. but after almost 20 minits, it still didn't dry so i hung it on the window, hoping evaporation'd take place quicker but still, the tee remained cold and wet. jan pok was already on the way out so the iron momsie sent me suddenly came into my mind.
i was happily ironing away when i thot i'd share with you how i was ironin. got my camera, set it on timer, and just as i was reachin out for the camera on the floor, i felt something hot, somethin' really hot pokin @ my tummy. i looked down and shouted fuck ! but i didn't kno what on earth just happend to my tummy so i pulled up me shirt, and fugging hell !!! my stomach got burnt by the bloody mofo iron !!! it's damn scary i tell you ! i was like just staring at my shrinking skin without knowin wot to do, until the skin peeled off on its own, i was ouch fuckidity fuck fuc what should i do so after a good 4 minit or so, i got to the basin to run cold water over the little scar. only then did i kno why people are so shocked they react so slowly to a situation, like in wars, vehicle accidents, fire, bombs et cetre et cetra.

if youre wonderin what skin peeled on its own shit is, as i looked down, a part of my skin turned black and it started breakin on its own, it shrunk and peeled off on its own. i think it was due to the heat. im damn unlucky i tell you. i set it on the maximum heat coz i had no time to wait but instead of heatin the tee so it dries, it heats my tummy so it will become flat.

well anyway ! jan poky went to get some math assessments yadee deedah and together, we went back to bukit timah to get a bus to newton. ha ha ha !the bus ride to newton was especially funny. we didn't know where to stop cos the destinated stop is obscure. told jan we should stop at this particular place but she insisted it wasnt the stop yet somehow, i managed to make her stop and so ta-daah ! we alighted but it turned out to be the wrong one. when the next bus came, i told her to stop again at the pretty fermiliar place but she said no and then again, somehow, i made her stop and it turned out the wrong one again. ha ha !! life was crzay funny. the expresions on jan pok's face and all.

well anyway. had real l8 lunch @ newton circus and i have no mood to blog on. here's me endin with the txt messages of the severing of the guardianship between me and sandi the fab.

please kindly transfer my allowance. need to eat. my mom already said i can take it.
I have already refunded the 40 plus dollars last week. Ask her to call me at night then. They served lunch at hostel today.
that was supposed to be my allowance in da first place. i used my money for food on toileteries and starved for the whole week. the new 40 u transferred i all gone to my friends. i only used 10 on myself. i havent even returned my friends fully. well im out with me friends now. am i supposed to go back home, eat, then meet them again ?
Not my busniess. I have already told you not to bother me every now and then.

hello whats wrong with u ?? i need to eat u kno. my mom got no prob so why r u makin it so bloody tough for us ?? go call her if u still dont believe. shes in the gym. if u dont wana call then jolly well transfer now. im hungry.
oi u nvr get me msg meh. dont waste my time. u dont undrstnd me ?
oi u nvr get my msg meh. dont waste my time. u dont undrstnd me ?
i kno u r very bz in the lab but pls pass me as soon as u r out. im becomin anorexic. moms fine with the money and she knows im right.
Sorry. I cant be at your service as and when you want. Find somebody else. I am bloody angry with you two. I am wasting time on such stupid stuffs. I am out of this. Make sure you find another place to stay. I don't want to have anyth to do with you now.
too late now, sandi. u r the one that got me out of my home stay into the hostel. u jolly well settle the mess u created.
Oh i jolly well ask your old guardian bring you back:)
r u the reason why im accpeted in the grand hostel ? if not i can appear as and when i like. since u r not my guardian, i have no time to entertain u. wash ur hands off me. i can find a new experienced guardian and stay in the hostel still.
Yes, i am the reason why you are there. You will only get to stay here till november.
jut great. many houses waiting for me. hip hip hurray ! now u have the 3 xtra months to chase the distinctions u been waitin for ! go on babe, impress me. make me proud !!!!!!!
Jaw and joyce, this is to inform you that i am no longer your guardian as of today. I have nothing to do with you. I have returned all your money to your mother too. I will not be responsible anyth from today. Do not contact me for any reason.
one last question. have u transferred the 85 i rightfully deserve ?
One last sentence, i am the judge here and i don't think you deserve it. Return the books that you borrowed asap.
too bad u r not a certified one. u are just assuming u r right. u shuld learn that nt everythin flow the way u think they do. too bad im out nw, go get it urself in my room like u always do with the magical keys. its in my billabong bag lyin somewhere in the room. and i will nt stop askin until i get it. im nt someone who gives up easily.
No need to certify. If i am a certified one, you would have long been hanged. Anyway, thank you for letting me get a sense of what a spoiled, rude and hopeless child is like. I would have no idea in life if not for you.
i would have been hanged ? holy shit r u kiddin me ?? anyway, it is ok. im contented ive taught a real life lesson to a girl like u.

well so ye ! thats how we roll. anyway, visit jaw's blog @


foodzforwormz.blogspot.com today !

ha ha ha, i dream of becomin a news caster as well :o)
it's 00.15 now i waz zirpozed to be revisin math. i will go early and revise in skul instead. bye !


i didnt kno if i shuld wear this cos my big azz was wet.

ha ha ! can see my nose wax !!!!

i realized i waz takin too many serious pics so i smiled for this.
see i am also a cool girl i take pictures from the top !! hip hip hurray !
bloody iron. this is the bloody pig that mademe kin tear.
iron is a beetch.i need a new camera to take close sharp images. i wore big azz anyhow. it was wet too.
bimbi !
janelle is a pork.
her hair's so long now !

not my father's bus. so ?



we are 7 years together :o) i know 50 years down the road if were still alive, we gonna take the exact same pose except with different faces. when we are old :o) but no matter how old we are, we will always be the jokers we always have been. remember or not pok !!!? keren jaw and KC are all serious adults and we 2 will be the childish jokers of the gang. ha ha !
sandi rulezzzz !!!! i am her biggest and only fan ! see how convinced i look !!! go sandi go !