wayyyy looooooooong postttttttt !!!!longqjeo2n!

i hav found my #3 favo snack !!


thats the, Bread Pan by Oishi.

ha ha ha ! i kno i kno. it sounds and look so ancient-y right ? but i waz so friggin hungry i didnt think all pocky shiet wuld fill me up so i got the bread pan outta the vendin machine in the hostel and fug ! it taste super fantastico ! i also got this tapioca thingo and a few hours later, even tho i was already stuffed, i went down to the vending machine again, to get another bread pan locked deep in the vending machine. still, it tastes friggin good. i thot it tasted gr8 at first cos i waz starvin but no, 2nd time it still tasted nice so bimbo j, if u r readin, i think it's time u learn the second stage of vending machine robbing. ha ha ha ! the snacks one more worth it leh ! got bread pan to rob. this is gonna be the next big task after repairing the badly crushed planes :oP

well anyway ! i am really damn bad at cash managing i have to admit. i got up l8 this mornin so i took a taxi cab and speakin of which, i also found a new route to my school that's defintely a thousand times faster which also goes to say, CHEAPER !!! i see the bright future twinkling so brilliantly right in front of me now kno !! t he he he he he z !

well, it's officially left with 6 weeks befo the endda year examination officailly begins. i h8 that it'd begin so quick but i love that holidays r gonna be here so qucikly too. i love exams but i h8 to prepare for it thus, i never waste my time preparing but nywayzzzz !! i saw mr level 7 today !!! gasp but no my heart beat didn't increaze a tiny bit. ha ha ha ! is it funny or is it funny i only see him when my fringe is up.
!!!?
the first time i knew he existed, i was havin the not-long-not-short-fringe attack so it was up and thruout the whole time we see each other, my fringe haz owayz bin up but afta cuttin my hair, my fringe been down since and mr level 7 been gone sinze too but today after i got up and went down for tuition, my fringe was up and so was mr level 7 i donno wot i m mumbling about aktually. but if u ged my point then all's goodie dee dee dum.

i seem to be havin this i donno good or bad or both habits of skipping dinner ( not that im on a crash diet due to the myanmar thingo.) but it just so happens that i never get hungry during dinner time but past dinner, my blardy stomach starts rumbling and complaining that it needs to eat so i always end up skipping dinner and eatin supper instead. the supper here aint fattening to say the least ! ha ha ! it is pretty healthy acutally. there was green beans and then there was green bean with sweet potatoe ( i kno. what a weird combo but it tasted nice to be frank ! ) and then on the un-healthier side, there are curry pies, and forgot what shit lah. but ye the thang is, i skip dinner to ave supper instead. let's ee, i havent been havin dinner for about 2-3 weeks ? more than 2, comin to 3. i guess i'll start eatin soon or else people in here wuld start callin me ' the girl with the supper. ' ha ! ha ! ha ! holy shit what a name !!

anyway i aint got any pictures today so allow my lips to do the talkin yo. hi world ! i am lise's lips ! oh my goodness !!!!! speakin about lips, i was at i forgot yahoo or google the other day and i was lazy to open up a new window or a new tab cos my comp been " low on virtual memory. " so i decided to just type in one of the blogs i wanted from there at Y or G and this particular post of mine came up leadin to a mega porn site !!! ha ha ha, call me dumb or call me dumb but the post was darn stupid. i dont know if it's still werkin and no it wasnt listed in the porn site cos of pictures, it's more of the words and so co-incidently, i was talkin about my tongue so ye you get the picture eh ?

well well well, these few days bin good to me. i realized if i dont go to the school, the biggest shit that can happen to me is the missin-out-lesson thang. i didn't even thot about it while i wasn't in school. only when i started goin to school did i notice that but ye . . . i need to ask people to guide me in my studies or not, i will most defintely be de-promoted and to tell u the truth, i am 101 % confident i wont make it this year. but i dont have the guts to break it to me momsie but ye, i just have this feelin i mean, just look at the way i'm treatin the shool shit. it's not like s tho i am so studios and all, just i get home i surf net i sleep i go to school i talk i sleep i go out i come back home i surf the net i sleep the rountine is just like a cycle that has no way of breakage. shot, im speakin like a pope. ha ha ! pope is an inside joke so dont bother crackin ur brain.

hmm, do u know u r still readin this pretty long and useless post of mine !!!? ha ha, holy. well anyway, just to fill u in on my intellectual life ( right ? ha ha, no i donno. ) , i been both yahoo and googling on this topic that i really am interested in. nope not dieting shopping managing your $$$ good skin skin care yadee deedah becos like i said, it's Intellectual. with the I caps locked. ha ha ! i am pretty damn smart one okay ! ha ha, emmm not okay. WELL ANYWAY !!! havin' been living in this hostel, i use the lifts to get up and down of the building daily hourly. but while the lifts are travelling up and down, i never seize to wonder how these lifts function. like when i am on the 12th level, why does the lift on level 7 go down first before picking me up or vice versa ? how does it make its choice of fetching me first or dropping him first ? it's like there's this somethin really interesting thing about lifts that i never stop thinkin about. and then what if there really is a day when the lift drops ? like when i m in there happily thinking, ka-bang and it all goes black and before i even know it, it starts sliding down of whatever that holds it ? it's just scary and mega intresting i was so curius of what really surrounds the lifts outside of his " metal box. " i started knockin on the walls of the lifts. obviously i was alone !!!! ha ha ! and it's like at some point it sounds hollow while at the others, it sounds . . . solid. juts when i was knockin, my stupid mind thot about the way lifts dropped in horror slash thriller movies when bling ! the lift doors opened ( my ears were pressed on the door. ) and in shooshed a bloody guy that rushed in so quickly he gave me a heart attack --!!
but back to my point, there def isn't gonna be any way of knowing the answers just by askin people so i started doin researches but nothing appeared !!!! it's frustrating. just when lisa's curiousity comes alive, the sources all die on her grr. i did manage to find one article tho. it was about the 911 case. to tell u the truth i have already forgotten the thing but it was about the lifts too. something like, the lift doors didn't open thus the people inside were burnt to death. and something like, there're 2 doors in a lift and what a special door or whatsoever that holds the door or what shit so people wont fall when the lift falls or donno what lah. ha ! ha ! i am really damn daft right. go read if u wanna but it's not say very intresting. I JUZ WANNA KNOW HOW LIFTS FUNCTION !!!! okok. cool. i am a girl whom never gives up so go go lisa ! ha ha ! self encoraging yes !!!!? well well. anyway ! i guess this is all for today ! a very long post i suppose ? well, have a gr8 dayyyyyyyyyyyyy ! hopefully i expanded ur knowledge on lifts ! HA HA HA ! which reminds me. damn stupid leh i feel when i told KK what i told her my magnificent research-in-process. she responded with,

" are you krazy !!!!!????? since when did u become so .. . .. ??? "

so u see. i need supports from friends first befor i hit off as the professional at naturel dizaztaz. HA HA HA ! holy shit i truly are is m a pope arent isnt aint i ?????

Happy girl #2.

i overslept again today so i met KK over at WM to have lunch we both caught mummy and journey to the centre of the earth !!! mummy was friggin good !!! i didnt kno that. i thot it was gonna be 1 of those ancient war show but it certainlyproved me wrong. we missed quite alot of the first oart but it still was gr8 ! not to miss. i think there's gonna be a second part. i donno. well JTTCOTE was all right i giuess. we were l8 again for it too. i wuldnt say it's damn nice but it's pretty funny. i'd rather u watch mummy. and yep other than these, i forgot what we did already. i missed skul today again ! what a little fuckr i am.

lisa and her sister mona ! ha ha ha.

so is this mona or lisa €?
we went to KF twice. once be4 movie the other after movie. to eat ! ha ha.

this is a funny pose with funny eyes.

squashed.

happy birthday to janelle, \cheese and alaster ! no their big day doesn't land on the same day ( J's july 30th, CP's July, A's today ! ) but since i didnt type J and C's birthday wishes out on their days, m juz gonna wish them a happy birthday all together ! enjoy the youth and hey look ! i even got a totally cool happy birthday blingie to celebr8 the mood for them ! how nice can i get i kno. ha ha okay i'll upd8 tomorro cos i gotsa sleep ! byez !
i changed it to small cos my eyez were hurtin :oP

Happy girl. :o)

KK here can't wait any longer for her reserved iPhone so here is lisa missin' skul, accompanyin' KK to her most desired phone in the whole damn world ! ha ha, i learnt that i really can't take electronics shoppin cos they pretty damn . . n o , not pretty damn, they bloody damn make me real sleepy and energy-less ! i waz bz slouchin' away in the shop while KK was askin questions about her phone. she got it in the end anyhow !
went to penin to have the myanmar food again, ha ha ha which culd be bloody good if not for the burmese people there. grr, call me an idiot but the people there really are gettin' on my nerves. can u believe this really oh so drop dead cool fashionable chic said, " woo ! even if u gimme 50,000 S$ i also wuldn't wear that. " referin to my overly-xposed top ._.'''' ! that son of a gun ! KK told me but by the time i heard it, they were already down the escalator so even if i gave chase, i'd actually be makin a fool outta myself cos z) i can't speak burmese anymore so it'd be,

" BAH KYI LEH !!!!!? "
" yand wdjwq ldsjfwejow fooshiyoyo !!! "
" ehhhhh. ok. bye. "

thatll be damn stupid right !!! so i shoved them fashinable gods aside and went to shove my fav food down instead. laziness hit donno who haaa and so KK decided to send me off to my hostel befo hittin home herslf. ha ha ! the taxi cab driver was like obviously listenin to our convo.

scenario #1.
KK " see, cool car ! "
L " what brand is thaat ? "
TD " wow ferrari ! "

scenario #2.
KK " that's traders hotel right ? you know that girl i told u about ? she's the daughter of the boss.opened by burmese ppl leh. you go before ? the best in myanmar. "
L" really ??? ya i go there in myanmar before. wa so rich ah the girl "
KK " ya lah ! ha ha so lucky. "
L " wait is it trader's ??? - looks out ov window. "
TD " yes it is traders hotel ! "

ha ha ha, m not sayin he waz bein a hearin tom but it waz pretty cool he culd understand cos KK and i don't even speak english to begin with. ha ha but oh well. 've got my allowance !! i spent 40 $ today already. i didn't buy clothes shietsoev. i only ate. really. what a lousy cash manager i am. but anyway. i guess i'm off so byez !

Zang Lisa havin hella krazee time cam gropin even when she waz hella l8 to meet KK ! can simply scroll down past mine :oP






poutie failed misserably i kno !

en route !


KK and her new iPhone !
advert.
advert #2.

bah kyi leh !!!!? ha ha ! i waz learnin' this burmese word for " WAHCHA LOOKIN AT !!? " so there goes the expression.

peace(*_^)

ha ha, i donno wot i waz tryna do.

love me for a reason, osmose ( sp ? )


oh yo yo, lisa's already fat face further compressed by human pinchers.

doesnt seem like lis's finger-scissor bothers KK much does it ?

aaah, it didnt seem like human pinchers culd be so painless, did it ?

KK's face weighs a ton ! ok it waz sirpozed to look like it weighed heavy ass but it didnt, did it ?

heh heh heh, your fingers dont do wonders yo.

happy smile yaw !
and who likes my ancient hair do yo !!!!?? ha ! ha ! ha !

it says

i have already pitifully died of hunger.

grrr, dietin is sucha painfool process.

to BK.
ha ha, hello again ! the letter's given to me as a warnin letter cos my room's too messy. they'll always come tell me i have a messy room blah blah but i don't tidy up so i think they don't wanna waste their breath on me anymore so bling ! the letter came. so in short, the letter is like no-more-chances-for-you-lisa kinda thang. i got the demerit points in the end anyway. demerit point is like the points " awarded. " to you based on your lousy behaviour. so once you hit the max ( in my hostel it's 15. ) , you get " expelled immediately. " ha ha ! whoa i think source references are useful and ha ha hope i made sense :o)

hopin' for somethin' that will nvr be yours isnt very healthy, is it ?

hmmmmm. it does seem like sandi the cool is not as evil as she portrayed herself to be for the past few days . . or maybe weeks even. either that, or she's juz tryna be a sweet little soul cos of the mess i'm in now.

well i was so carried away in my own little dream i forgot all about the roll call. i wasn't really doin anythin serious, just lookin back at my old pictures and thinkin about a great deal of things. my phone rang but after finally deciding to answer it,

" why didn't you do your roll call ? "

even tho i was still in a trance, i culd tell the voice belonged to someone i am not on a good term with, someone that's none other than, sandi-the-sand. so i went down to the office as i was told, but wait, before i went down, i practiced my cool look before facing her. i don't wanna be the old sweet girl to her. so with my stony cold eyes, i went in to the office. as i pushed opened the door, she glanced up and was awe struck by my beauty ( HA ! HA ! HA ! what a jokr. ) but i remained emotionless. so yadee deedah, she didn't even look up at me. was BZ doin some administrative work. at first i gave her crisp and short answers like mmm. i donno. i forgot. but then she said, " you already have no more space for the records so i will just record as a warnin so you must be attentive. next time set an alarm. no more hourly report for you since u have so many. you can go up now. " she said it in a nice way so i sirpoze all the h8tred i had for her earlier on has all vanished. well pretty much anyway. i can't just forgive all the " kind. " deeds she bombed me with based on her kind words just now. but then again, i am not gonna publish any more of the h8 mails. ha ha ! i think August has had enuf. September probly wuldn't mind.

but anyway, i had hourly report like i mentioned, so KK came to mine instead. wanted to bring her to the TV room but decided to go over to music room instead cos we wanted priv8cy. we planned to study initially but oh well u guezzed it. i read mags while she did matrix. she's already graduated so she wanted to " refresh what i learnt. " she culdn't solve it at first but then before i was even done with a mag, she solved the matrices with ease and joy. ha ha ! i think i am damn dumb. but i wuldn't exchange any part of me for intelligence. maybe my fats. i will consider. ha ! ha ! speakin of fats, i dropped 2 bloody kilos ! so it makes me 70 now. and shortie sprout up by 2 bloody centi !!! obviously it isn't somethin' to be very proud of considering the facts are m) i was 159cm in 2005. n) 161cm sounds good but for a girl of 17, 161 is too short to be true. o) 161cm is not what i want. i either be very slim 161 or i be a tall 175. so ye. i guess i have to keep 1. drinkin milk. 2. shiw-min. 3. jumpin and et cetra et cetra.

well anyway, where was i ah ? oh yes ! KK came. so fast forward, we grew so hungry but there wern't anythin' to chew on so we decided to run away from hostel. so ding ding ! within 15 minits, we were out of the hostel and on our way to the nearest KFC outlet @ clementi. ha ha ha ! i got back 3 hours later. the man i like was on duty so it wasn't tough answerin his questions. in fact, he didn't even question me. he merely smiled and said i can go up. ha ha ! i like him cos when he's on duty, i don't have to walk all the way IN to the office, and then ask them to sign my name for HR. i just have to smile to him from the window and he'll smile back and say OK. but them other women duty persons ah. i did that to them and they were, " come in and see me. " brrr.

so yep once i got back, i swept my room, and whoa my room sure is gatherin dust ! well anyway, i have hourly report again tomorrow and news flash ! my wound is healin !! my power of fighting off bacteria is back whoop whoop !

musik room.
KK.

toilet gyal.
KK tired of waitin.
lisa is a bloody happy black maid !
see i m so tall no !!!? ha ha, thisis the wonders of angles.