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Sunday, October 12, 2008

SELAM !

HI HI HI HI HI. i just got back from arab street with farah. ha ha ha ! lisa practically lived off farah's cash today ! i say farahlina is my inspiration now. i am goin on a crash diet !!! i have only 5 days left before the hostel's masquerade officially begins and im thinkin of wearin that dress i wore on thawat's sister's weddin. i donno. either that or the boho dress with a tight formal top but they said i gotta be formal shit since there are gonna be some Very Intelligent People there so . . . but anyway ! the thing is, no matter what i wear, i will def look wayyyy better if i can be a lil more tanned and toned. my crash diet shall include eatin papaya to help in easy digestion and a cup of milo before i sleep. ( milo is actually my sleepin pill now. i cant even sleep wihout drinkin it. ) sounds simple but believe me it so is not ! why is it that it is so friggin easy to get fat for me but so difficult to get rid of the fats !!!? never mind. crash dietin shall also include swimmin every day after school. see, i am gonna be dark ass but i will try my best to keep my face from being bronzed.

well anyway, i met up with farah after so long today. we were both friggin broke ! went over to arab street to visit the mosque and eat the yummy malay meal we had late last year after the little theatre play by some art students. ha ha ! our day went about rotating on the axis of food of a l l sorts. fast food junkies candies . . oh, you name it. here're the pictures we took today. farah iz friggin' gawjuz !! i hope there will be a money monsoon tomorrow.

anyway, i guess i have stirred up a pretty big pile of issues for myself. i was absent for so many frigging days without any logical xplanations and i went to school as and when i liked so i guess the school's enuf. mrs tan and 'em rest is gonna be meetin mom on tuesday mornin for a little talk about how zang lisa is doin. i feel like sucha big disappoint. just becos of my truancy, momsie has to fly alllll the way here to singapore just for a hi and bye with the teahcers. dont understand why they cant just speak to me as an adult and tell me of the consequences. ha ha, i guess it obviously is becos i dont seem like an adult to them. but anyway, here're the pcitures so enjoys ! hehe. there's gonne be a money flood tomorrow !!!


i was readin this before i went to bed. finished this at 2.30 odd in the mornin which pretty much goes to xplain why my face today looks pretty damn distorted. this book is a real good one ! it's about the life of a pakistan. fuckin sad.


arty handicap.

beauty !













wehehe. this is the first picture after like we didn't go out for a couple of months. ha ha.




" lemme act childy. "




" wait wait wait ! smile ! "
" why ? my teeth sure got something stuck right. "
so theres the pic with GCM's apollo stuck on my big tooth.

here we go !

nice much !!!!!? ha ha thankx to the edit.

pretty evenin lightin.




farah's favo ice lee-maw. which is ice leamon tea in english.

hernai lemak.


nasi pattaya.


eat yum.


en route walkin around takin pictures and learnin about the structure of arab street !




in this real cool dee-par-ver-li shoppin mall. i was playin with the fan. highly edited. hehe.



Wednesday, October 8, 2008

FAT JOYS FAT.

AM @ JANELLE'S NOW. WILL UPD8 WEH ME IZ BACK. CIAOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


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kay i will let my pictures speak for me.


in the bus from jan's on the way to orchard tube station to topayo.

to her houze we go !

ta da da !

ha ha, very comfy lookin aint !? she doesn't even stay here ! it's her spare house :oD i really love her condo. and now im more convinced i wanna live in a condo. i love to swim and i ave always hav this fantasy of swimmin befor i leave school and then another swim when i am back. plus, condominiums are very safe cos theres the security guards 24\7 to guard over you. unlike HDBs and priv8 housing estates. so if u have a condo that u r renting out, pls kindly contact me. most preferably near town, somewhere where bimbi is stayin over @ queesntown or anywhere 'cept for west area. kay im hittin off the point. thing is, bimbi's is real nice and coolin.


the poolie.


after the fake swim with a reflection of my own. ha ha ! bimbo got distracted by the coconuts fallin off the ground half way waddling around the pool she decided to go give it a shot at hackin the coconuts into halves. i swear it took her more than an hour's time to get one coconut cracked !!! so after a string of failures, the Indian Heros came along and it took them less than 5 seconds to crack the nut heads !! ha ha ! bimbi got the hang of it after a few trails, declaring she is the future professional coconut cracker. Indian Heros were too kind they cracked us a total of 9 fucking coconuts to eat !!! ha ! ha ! ha ! ha ! it made it a total of 18 cos they're in halves. stupid bimbo just sat there trying a tiny piece by piece while i was there wiping em out. i didnt bring camera to the pool so we culdnt take any vidz and picz. by the time we were done eating and stuff it started rainin there was no way we could go crack coco again so. bimbi was ther BZ teaching me to somersault and hand-stand under water till water entered my nose freely and my brains flipped up and down. not to forget my intestines too.


after the big azz swim, we ordered the KFC meal which didnt contain the drinks as it promised. ha ha i tell you ordering this shit is the biggest joke of my life. but shant go into details 'cept it wasnt satisfying.


clearin the crumbs left behind by us. read the caption typed on the pig. my awkward is spelt awkwardly wrongly.


after eatin, i went to straighten my hair with farah's hair straightener.


HA ! HA ! HA ! worry not it's still me yo ! o just had an early halloween feel.

bimbi too.


check out how many shades darker i hav become !



bimbi tourin me around her condo.



borrowin her hair as usual.


the garden !




near the pool.


eatin the cheap ass but hell yummy red bean eyes cream.

went to the mini mart to buy us some snacks. i indirectly stole 4 cans of drink. well you see . . the machine thing was so ancient it was broken. so itchy handedly, i opened the door and ta-daah ! there were 4 cans of drinks laying so i just grabbed them before walkin off. not that we drank it in the end but just for the fun of it. please forgive me.
in caze u r curious how the inside of those coin-slotting-in machine looks like, this is it here. a little metallic and robboty with the drinks trapped inside.


bimbi threw 1 away, ha ha ! she said wintermelon tastes yuckky.

with her hair again of cozzzz :oP


after her second house, we went back to her first house over @ queenstown and there we bought some food home from the supermarket. of cos roti prata was included. ha ah ! thats the egg i tired fryin. which didnt quite turn out fine as xpected but still edible. we got ourselves the small bouncy ball already !! ha ha ha ! it is fun ! and very fun. ye if that makes any sense :oP




i dreamt of the day the health professionals will announce to the world that we human beings need fats to stay alive on the way home. like eatin a good amount of fats to stay healthy instead of vitamins. and the day fats dont make us fat but healthy and trim and fit. which is so not happenin aye. oh well . . .



HERE'S MA DIAMOND !!!!!!!!!!!!

er . . . hehehe the thingy to the left hand is supposed to look like a diamond too but i guess not eh. well, bye !! it is 3.30 on a frinday mornin. byezzzzzz.

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