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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Knowing he'd be kissing the other girl . . s that suposed to hurt ?



hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

ok. that was rather bimbotic of me. i shall get started with a much more matured side . . i am already 18 after all \(^o^)/~

after being missing in action for a bloody long time, zang zang zang zang lisa is finally back !
i would really love to type out everything that has happened to me during the time i went M-I-A but it's gonna take hella long time so i'm gonna do it the sweet and simple way by cutting the whole chunk into a skinny entry.

i am currently staying in bedok at aunt JX's house cos thawat's here in SG so KK is here too which explains why i can actually be here typing. ha ha ha, have i told you that my lappie's completely lifeless ??????? it's completely dead. no cure. even if you were to defriberate ( seplling ? and see. this so proves that i pay attention in class. i am a changed woamn :o) ) it, the chances of it working is zilch. i can't complain and say it's a bad thing cos look what it's done to me !
i don't have lousy complexion like i did before -----

a) pimplish to the max o(>﹏<)o
d) deep sucken eye bags.
h) lifeless looking eyes with real yello eye white.
z) dull looking face.

the list of many sweet things rolls on but i shall swallow a h u g e humble pie. i have yet to UPD8 on my yangon trip now, have i ?
well lemme tell u this -

I SUCKWITHKIDZ.

 end of story.

i have never, in my life, realized that handling kids is a sucha hard chore. worse than herding chickens. not that i've tried one but you ged the drift . . childrenz zuckz. ha ha ha, ok. i sound like an old witch. i do love children, i just have no clue how to play with them. ask KK. she'll kno. ha ha, geniuses with kids like her ? i dont kno how they do it. i'm livin with a year old angie now and lemme tell u this. she doesn't laugh when i give her seriously stupid faces. i twist the muscles in my face 360 degree north south east west double north, triple south, mid east far west but all angie baby does is stare at me blankly (⊙o⊙)

. . . now i've lost faith in being the perfect mother. not to mention the bigass ego in me has suffered a huge dent. i meant no exaggerations hor.

but it's ok ! like what adam khoo says,
PRACTICE MAKES PERMANANT !
ye. see. i use the quotes. niway, as i was sayin, livin life in yangon last december is yet another recollection to my chapters of memories. bumpy roads, slow traffics, little hang-outs, zero mr rights, bad weathers, little rainfalls . . u name it, i have it. the joyous thing is the addition of the little 2 kids, the 2 bundle of joy. ha ha, isn't it fkin ironic how i say i despise kids but love them all the same ? what i dont understand is why they have to drag me to bed even before charlie barlie sleeps and why they make hella noise and wake me up even before the shy sun is up. they piss me off real bad when they wake me up early in the mornin just to ask where their color pencils are .__.zZZzZzZZ can ???????
wakin me up when i am sleeping soundly isn't a wise move.
it leaves me with a very foul mood. i don't like to be distracted when i am doing something. no matter what it is i am doing .. .. .. be it shitting, drinking, doing work, typing, sleeping .. .. .. now u learn something about myself. anyway. brother jaw'd be " ok, kids ! that's enuf toys for today ! one more thing you buy and you'll be whacked !!! " and then we'd herd them out of the malls. ha ha, i need to forget karate for the time being and concentr8 on being a good mom. ha ha. the good thing about kids is they make u happy and important. ha ha ! important.they will cling on to your arms and treat u better than kings. lol. they carry my shopping bags ha ha ha ha. ok. enuf about yangon and kiddies.

the one most or worst, in this case, thing i can't stand about SG is the heat. omigoodness !!!!!! the hot hot weather sure drives me insane #_# !!!!!!
i hate walking back home.
i hate even walking to the bus stop from school.
i hate hate hate walking out of shelters.
another thing about me ?

i can't stand heat.
. . . . .. . and i never will.


it drives me mad. bonkers. insane. crazy. nuts. which about sum up to the same thing - crazy mad. ha ha ! i make no sense but who gives a shit. it is 4.02 in the mornin, i have begun typing slower than before. but speed is not ever-ree-thang. what is is the passion, the hard work behind every thing. am i right ??????? damn. i feel like a mad woman conducting a class full of invisible students. i guess i shall quit now. had mini chocol8 fondue this evening followed by dining at pu tien restaurant.

P.S:now that i am staying here for the march break, i am looking worse than before. no make ups no good clothes. i no fringe. i no clothes. i no mood. ha ha ! i mean, hello ?? bedok ?????? who'd i possibly meet ???????????????????
lol. it's crazy cool not givin a bird's shit to how you look and just be someone you truly are beneath. i was telling kay if someone were to like me lookin like how i do now, he'd def. be someone that truly loves me cos crazy plain doesn't always work magic on guys. it's disappointing havin people like the you with the aid of make-ups. i want someone who likes my face naked and heavily exposed. i am drifting off the point again . . oh yes ! i forgot to mention, my guardian is the " school bus. " now !!! ha ha ha, she drives jase and i to school every altern8 mornings ^____^ have i mentioned i hate walking to schools and tuition centres ? oh well. it has been long but i promise the pictures will make up for it ! ciaozzzzzzzz for now !!!!!
ME GONNA TRIM HAIR TMR LE happy happy.bye bye. i will sign off with last year's pictures and a little of this year's. lazy edit already. the night is no longer young. bye !!!!!!!!!
i forgot, i have gained 3kg. hope you lose ur appetite. he-he. ~\(>..<)/~啦啦啦

2 old picts.



brows threading.



lisa fierce kk sweet.

Valentine's Day.
where i had chilli chocolate ^_^




we're dateless face lol.




open ur eyes big joys ... open ur eyes big ..




after watching slumdog millionaire. fkin cool show. gr8 graphics.
.... will be continued .. nightzzzz.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Emporium.

yooooooooooo ! this officially marks the last entry of mine this year. i am here in emporium mall surfin the net ( moms doin her nails and hair. ) with jazzie fag. had lunch over at greyhound cafe and it was supa yummiliciusly goodly superbly yummeh. ha ha ha, food will never kiss ma azz goodbye. neither will i kissit GB. but anyway. i bought a few shirts for new year's and speaking of new year, i won't be gettin a new computer or any electronic devices cos ima gna give it my all to the year. which is ????

- - - studying.


i think i talk a lot of shit tho. sayin i will study yadah but do the reverse so gaily. anyway ! just now when jase and i were buying books, that stupid fag said

" can u be taller ? that way it'll be easier to find you. you're covered up by the shelves. "

early this mornin, when i woke him up for his golf lesson, his stupid mouth said

" go away. you're blocking the wind. "

!!!!!

he's stating the obvious with a whole load of sacarsm -.-

well anyway i gta go. mother just called and told me she dropped her phone so i have to help her repair. ha ha ha ! i am just tryna make myself sound like a supa pro. i, of course, do not kno how to repair it with my own hands. ima bring it to the nokia outlet here ^__^

BYE !!

PS : i pulled my chatbox way up by the side so if u intend to have ur voice heard, you dont have to scroll down so much.

oh my !!!! someone just said

" joys you are so thoughtful !!!!!!! "

and that someone is me. HA HA HA ! okay lame.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

here.

ok, to the people that complained about my supa dupa hardcore songs, ive updated to much more soothing ones !!

BangedCock.

today will be the last entry for year 2008.
i will be flyin the day after tmr.












i am so gloomy cos school is startin again :o(

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Bangcock #5.

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOY !!!

ha ha ha, ok madness is in me at this very mo.
to janelle pok, i can cook one ok. my one is the au naturel tom-yum. i help you cook when i m back then u see who is the better tom yum'er. the fake paste or the gifted cook zang lisa. hehe !

watched the day the earth stood still last night with jason, thawat and johnny. a little lesson here. johnny and thawat are an item so that is why we are always hanging out. johnny speaks english cos he studies in NYC since he was 8 and is an accountant. i hope he speaks the truth cos he said if there is a chance, he will bring me to NYC next year for concerts. i think he was speakin the truth cos he asked me if i can fly out of singapore after school but anyway. lets not get ur hopes soaring high up in the air, lisa !
- reality speaks. -
ha ha ! oki doki. the reason why i havent been updating punctually and daily is cozzz i have no computers !!!!! my lappie is spoilt like i said so i saved myself the trouble of bringing a useless dead rectangular metallic shit all the way to thailand so thats is why i cant surf the net daily. i have to make my way to the Internet cafe and surf the net here instead and i dont do that daily which explains my lack of entries so anyway, point is, i blog once a week. so all the minor details and outings have been cut out and replaced by bigger events. well anyway, like i said, johnny and thawat seems serious now and i was jokin with them telling them to make me the bridesmaid if they wed.

" i will pull the wedding gown for u, ok ! "
" joys, we'll be wearing suits, not gowns ! "
" oh well, i will throw the flowers then. but either way, i will be a part of the marriage ^__^ "

they 2 are fun to be with so join jason and i, oops. i seriously meant Fag and I, we four are the laughing stock
amongst ourselves !
hehehehhe. anyway, TDTESS is pretty good. i lobbbbbbb keanu reeves. my tongue went jiggly slippery slanterry blantery whatevery.
ok anyway. KK called me last night and we talked. guess what, luck !! she's coming to thailand too !!! EXCEPT ! she'll be here on the 24th !!!! and i will be in myanmar on the 19th !!!!!! and it doesnt end here, theres more ! she's goin back on the jan 1st and i, too, am goin back on that date but ! momsie told me to go back on the 30th cos 1st of jan isnt a good date to fly cos the computers are gna be re-newed so she was scared there'd be unpleasant stuff happening to us. so to summarize and cut the load short, i wont be meeting KK even tho we are both in the same old city. well, next year again. anyway. here're the pictures that has little meanings. bye bye !
oh yes !!!

Zang Lisa's feedback on her first time to a pub :
hi all. i love the pubs but the thing is, i cant dance. my first time to the pub and i kno i will be goin there every chance i can but after coming out of the pub at 3 in the morning, my ears were momentarily deaf for a long 9 minits. i am lookin forward to singapore's. bye.

I HAVE CUT MYSELF SOME BANGS !!
and the length is differnt if u see closely. my hair condition is super bad i had to save it.
TWILIGHT MOVIE NIGHT.

can u spot the wings ??

i was trying to show i had the perfectestest seat. ha ha ha.

met OB at night.


the thin and the fat. ha ha ! stupid fag kept telling me i look like a big chunk of fats compared to OB :oD


Steak Day.
momsie's 3rd attempt.
#1 attempt = too salty.
#2 attempt = too hard.
#3 attempt = perfecto !


looks like cake but this is actually mom frying slash heating up her red wine as the sauce.

ta-daaaah !



ketchup king.
pig pigging.
fag fagging.
TDTESS DAY.
fag or not, u tell me.
FIRST ATTEMPT AT COVERING UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u tell me if it works. ha ha.
i didnt eat. he ate.


PUB NIGHT.
i wore polka dottie again cos i didnt bring much clothes this time round and photography wasnt allowed inside so it's the same place same pose but different time.
befr goin.


am back.
entrance chop.
over at bangkok hospital visiting a relative.
mother.



sister.


" can u stop givin me that smile or not ah !!? change ur smile can or not ?? "


and thats when fag decided smiling like a donkey :o)

sisters.


fag readin.

loveddddddddd

Life is beautiful ~!!!!!!

Life is beautiful ~!!!!!!

a lil' somethin'.

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