i dug up year 2006's reader's digest and came across this. blardy funny !!
A customer called Willie Smith called our dry cleaners looking for his suit.
" We have a William Smith, " I told him.
" No, Willie Smith, " he insisted.
I looked in our logbook and discovered that the suit had been picked up by the sister of William Smith. I phoned her, then got back to Willie.
" You're not going to believe this, " I said. " But William died and was buried in your suit. "
" Well you're not going to believe this, " he said. " I was at that funeral. And I remember thinking, What a nice suit William's wearing. "
HA ! HA ! HA !
not funny !? poke your nose. well i'm feeling much better today. i was still a little scared when i got back home so i slept on jason's bed instead. and that wasted 3 hours of my day. i have finished packin my baggage. everything's stuffed. i can't wait till i get tothailand bedok !!! ha ha i'm kinda lookin forward to it cos i know that ima gonna lose them pounds !! hoehoe. there's this i forgot what beach so ima gonna go joggin and skatin EVERY DAY. okay obviously my every day = SO.NOT.HAPPENIN'.
this whole june, ima gonna practise on my self discipline. as i was packin, i realized that i'll be losin' a big lot if i don't get back to thailand mainly becos i can't see carmen and do our girly trips togetha !! no more girls day night out, no more cuttin hair, no more teachin english, no more scooters, no more late night shoppings, no more doo-doo rides, no more karaokes, no more wearin each others' clothes, no more massive pigs takin. i was plannin to do music vid with her since like million years billion miles thousand tonnes ago. and the other thang's i can't shop !!!! i've asked jason to get me all sorts of clothes but i h i g h l y doubt he understands my needs. well momsie told me if i can't find a job here, i can opt to fly back to thailand if not, it's gonna be very boring for me to stay on here. like i said, i've already got the visa :o) okay so my guardian's family's flyin to US and canada this june and i'm so envious !!! i'm seein all the winter clothes in the house now. today, i saw an eye-candy that belongs to tiffany. it's a bloody hawt coat from abercrombie. fug darn nice !!! it's tight, edgy and white. there's a greyish black fur hood. damn nice can. this is all motivatin me to study. i'm real keen to study now ! hehe. cos i, Myint Myint Maw also wants a wardrobe FULL OF ALLallALLallALL four seasons clothings. i want coats, be it short or long, i want boots, i want knitted pullovers and cardigans, i want pretty gloves, i want cute beanies, i want gorgeous scarfs, i just want winter :o( but i know fo sure that tho, i can't shop for winter clothes here cos it's like, singapore ? and their design probly lays from those ugly pull-over to big azz wind breakers cos here in singa, we poor souls don't experience winter so coats are definitely slashed in our shopping top priority MUST-get-list. but if you were to travel to countries with 4 seasons, they have unlimited designs of winter costumes and whoah, just imagine !!! me drinkin hot cocoa, happily munchin on brownies sittin in the garden with tiny snow fallin bloggin'. HA ! HA ! this wistful thinkins makes me smile :o>)]} also autumn. all the spring. all the golden brown dried leaves, all the cadmium leaves, all the golden sunsets, all the cool breezy nights, all the hot sweaty days, all the, all the.
okay my mind is wonderin now i can't concentr8. good bye to doctor good bye to lawyer good bye to what else did i want to be ? and hello to nursie ! anyways ! anyways ! anyways, i have nuffin much to say.
A customer called Willie Smith called our dry cleaners looking for his suit.
" We have a William Smith, " I told him.
" No, Willie Smith, " he insisted.
I looked in our logbook and discovered that the suit had been picked up by the sister of William Smith. I phoned her, then got back to Willie.
" You're not going to believe this, " I said. " But William died and was buried in your suit. "
" Well you're not going to believe this, " he said. " I was at that funeral. And I remember thinking, What a nice suit William's wearing. "
HA ! HA ! HA !
not funny !? poke your nose. well i'm feeling much better today. i was still a little scared when i got back home so i slept on jason's bed instead. and that wasted 3 hours of my day. i have finished packin my baggage. everything's stuffed. i can't wait till i get to
this whole june, ima gonna practise on my self discipline. as i was packin, i realized that i'll be losin' a big lot if i don't get back to thailand mainly becos i can't see carmen and do our girly trips togetha !! no more girls day night out, no more cuttin hair, no more teachin english, no more scooters, no more late night shoppings, no more doo-doo rides, no more karaokes, no more wearin each others' clothes, no more massive pigs takin. i was plannin to do music vid with her since like million years billion miles thousand tonnes ago. and the other thang's i can't shop !!!! i've asked jason to get me all sorts of clothes but i h i g h l y doubt he understands my needs. well momsie told me if i can't find a job here, i can opt to fly back to thailand if not, it's gonna be very boring for me to stay on here. like i said, i've already got the visa :o) okay so my guardian's family's flyin to US and canada this june and i'm so envious !!! i'm seein all the winter clothes in the house now. today, i saw an eye-candy that belongs to tiffany. it's a bloody hawt coat from abercrombie. fug darn nice !!! it's tight, edgy and white. there's a greyish black fur hood. damn nice can. this is all motivatin me to study. i'm real keen to study now ! hehe. cos i, Myint Myint Maw also wants a wardrobe FULL OF ALLallALLallALL four seasons clothings. i want coats, be it short or long, i want boots, i want knitted pullovers and cardigans, i want pretty gloves, i want cute beanies, i want gorgeous scarfs, i just want winter :o( but i know fo sure that tho, i can't shop for winter clothes here cos it's like, singapore ? and their design probly lays from those ugly pull-over to big azz wind breakers cos here in singa, we poor souls don't experience winter so coats are definitely slashed in our shopping top priority MUST-get-list. but if you were to travel to countries with 4 seasons, they have unlimited designs of winter costumes and whoah, just imagine !!! me drinkin hot cocoa, happily munchin on brownies sittin in the garden with tiny snow fallin bloggin'. HA ! HA ! this wistful thinkins makes me smile :o>)]} also autumn. all the spring. all the golden brown dried leaves, all the cadmium leaves, all the golden sunsets, all the cool breezy nights, all the hot sweaty days, all the, all the.
okay my mind is wonderin now i can't concentr8. good bye to doctor good bye to lawyer good bye to what else did i want to be ? and hello to nursie ! anyways ! anyways ! anyways, i have nuffin much to say.
