大家好，我是丽沙 $__$

hey yo ! ha ha, today me is a chinese woman in a chinese dres. i have been mistaken as an office girl and




. . . . A TEACHER !

ha ha, this is how crazy matured i looked. i took like darn little pictures. and i said i waz goin to the esplan8 right ! ha ha ! but guess wot ! i didn't ! KK and i decided our legs didn't do us much favour so we settled ourselves to westmall's icy cold theatre #1 instead. there weren't much choices so we decided to watch the x files.

me. " hi. can i have 2 tickets to the x files at 5pm ? "
man dazzled by queen. " - looks lovingly and finally manages an . . .. -
aaaah ? "
me " the x files ? the cross files ? y'kno, the files ? "
snaps alive " oh !! what time ? "
queen. " 5. - then remembered. - is there an effect if i show you this ? - flashes the concession card. - "

and so ! the tix became 6 $ instead. lesson learnt : make use of your student identity.
and ha ha ha ! i waz juz teasing about him in love with me :oP

the (X) files is pretty good tho the ending doesn't go very well. if you're watchin, please don't squeeze your eyes shut when the show begins coz that's how the story starts. caz if you close your eyes, you won't ged the story. it's like a crime investigation show.

after watchin, i got really bloody good amount of head turns and i was so tired of it. head turns doesn't mean it's good ! i waz pretty damn sure they were wonderin . . . why on earth would i be out wearin a chinese dress . . ? ? ? and i had to curse BVS for officially celebratin racial harmony on a friday. brrr. not to mention it felt funny i had to flash out my blue printed concession when people thot i was an office girl. oh yes !!! there's this really really really pretty girl i saw in sku ! i think i'm in love with her ! ha ha ! not my own self lah. HA ! HA ! she's olivia from sec 4. but i don't know her. neither does she know me. i was like talking to the cleaner wen i turned and saw her. whoa she looks real pretty ! i was like kept lookin at her with a smile. and my eyes were still stuck on her even when she disappeared into the art room. ha ha ! don't worry. i am still str8. i still like guys and i just love to compliment on really beautiful things.

anyway ! in the mornin, i waz like in the clementi toilet adjusting the dress when 1 woman walked in.
convo took place in mandarin but being the mini interpreter i am ( ha ha ! ) ,

she. " hi are you in the line ? "
me. " oh no. im just adjusting my dress actually. "
she. " waaa your office allow you to wear so nice one ah ? "
me. " ha ha ! no lah ! my sku got programme. "
she. " oh, very nice dress ! is it tailor made ? "
me. " nope. i got it from china ^.^ "
she. " you're from china ??? "
( HA HA HA ! )
me. " ha ha ! no lah ! i bought it when i was there. "
she. " oh ! very pretty ! "

and after that, one of the cubicles door opened so she got in.

i went to check how much $$$ i had in my bank and the amount increased !!!!!!





. . . . . . to a $ 4.03 . . . . . .


i was damn sad i tell you. but still quite happy coz i had $10 cash in hand i don't kno how i got it tho. but i'm pretty certain they're from KK. so i forced myself to walk to the train and finally reached westmall. 3 indians made me laugh. in the heart. so i waited, and waited, and waited but no taxis appeared until finally. ha ha ! i think he gate opener is quite pissed with queenie. the gate was closed but i had to wave at him from the window to ask him open the g8 for me so the taxi can pass thru. ha ha ! the driver was,

" where do you want to stop ? "
"there - pointed to the flag pole area. - ayeeee no . . there - pointed to the toilet area after seeing so many people in the canteen. - "
" ha ha ha ! okay sure ! "

so me went to the toilet before goin to the 4th level toilet again. omgoodness i stayed in the toilet damn long. guys are just so darn fake sometimes.

jonathan c kept " good morning miss joyce. " ha ha cuz he thot i was a teacher !!!! jia yi even told me " joyce somebody thot you were a teacher leh !! " ha ha, i am very happy today. i received so much compliments and i know i am so self obssessed i have to type it out right. but this is for my future references :oD

well anyway ! fast forward to night time ! i went home to KK's. i don't know why but becos she was takin a taxi and i just felt like riding :o) stayed there for so long talked and she lent me her bag so i could put some clothes back. called the taxi when it got late but i had no money so KK gave me $50 to go home. yep. this is my today :o) i love my days i love my life :o) i really, really, really do :o)

forgot say ! koh wei looked gorgeous today !!!!! ha ha ! and i looked gorgoues too :o) i am just tryng to cheer myself up ! ha ha ha ! she looks really fucking good leh i am inspired to wear a sari next year. but i know wot am gonna wear next year ^^ i think i have to get some tailor made myanmar traditional costumes. ha ha ! i am damn dope i told KK traditional is gu-dong in chinese when it was chuan-tong. ha ha. well. what can i say. everyone makes mistakes ey :o)

pretty !
us formal.
hi ya. i love this pose too bad my dress and hair doesnt fly much.

*__* beautiful ! i am a black and white commoner.
hehe.
da jia hao.
sum-bah-dek.
everyone including dinosaur like mr gerad jude nonis !


lisa and hing wei. he's up ahem !

sean thumb the killa.
signature-pose crew formal.
the singature pose of shariff !
ha ha, jahneh the cute tiny girl. too bad she's a divorcee. ha ! ha !

math.
HW and Bk.

i was and still am hoping the little rats and fish look like sushis.
han kai ting and han joys.

lisa with thilagan.
thilagan and little giraffe.
suren the tall and lisa the short
kathik the small and lisa the big.
ha ha ! my goodness. lookin' back @ this pig really wanna make me laugh out loud again. i waz in the cubicle shitting with KK and HA HA HA ! priv8 stuff :oD if u can see clearly, i laughed till i had tears of joy in my eyes.

mom me and girlie her.
i waz tryin to look like i was floatin up in WM.
arcade.
nice not !!!
me gonna get i think. 50 %

thatz all for today ! happy RH !

diarrhea.

YO ! i am sufferin so bad now tomorro's racial harmony and i will be wearing a chinese dress but in order to wear that, i have to have a flat tummy. so ~ i went to have late lunch with KK over at WM after reserving the iphone. this girl here is clazy about iphine she can't wait she wants to get it soon and scared that iphones might run out once it's on sale, she went to reserve one first before any hands could snatch them away. went to her house to get the pills for shitting. as claimed by her, these magical pills can make you visit the toilet all day long and everytime you visit the loo, you will definitely want to shit. so when lisa got home, she popped the 3 pills into her mouth and waited for the result. but, nothin came. soon after, she heard the toilet callin her. went to the toilet but all that came out were tiny pebbles. while she was clearing her room, the cluster head called her to the pantry and there, they celebrated one of the boarders' birthday. she drank half a cup of friggin gas-y pepsi and a slice of thick chocolate cake. her stomach told her it felt uncomy awhile later and so lisa decided to skip the pizzaz.

now, i juz came out of the toilet with a bad diarrhea. all's like liquid. but the bad thing is i have to stop shitting half way cuz i kept farting !!!! damn loud !! and the room8s were hearing !!!!! fuck. i am so sad. now my stomach hurts and i cant do no shit to ease the pain.

will be goin over to esplanade tomoro after sku. gonna visit that cool hospital ambiance restaurant KK told me. tomorro's motive is to check out all the restaurants so we can dine there a few weeks from now. i am a fucking broke fat but happy pig. i have $ 2.03 in my bank account and 30 cents cash in hand. i am such a poor girl it's sad. and my stomach hurtz. i went to buy all the toiletories today. 14 to B&J ice cream and them rest to all the things i needed. i spent all my money sandi transferred me. asked her if she could fetch me but she said no so i told her to transfer more $$$ into my bank so i could take a taxi but she said she's not free all the time to service me. fucking hell. i was so angry. i went to KK's and there we talked till 20.45 i had to reach home before 21 so called taxi. waited for a long while beofre taxi finally came.
the thing about sandi, is that she claims i spend money too fast. she gave me 60 but i spent it all. and when . . lemme juz type out the convo so it'll be easier to understand.

" hello. "
" ya. "
" where're the money i transferred to you ? you can use the money to take taxi home right ? "
" no. i already spent them. "
" what ? i mean. how could you ? that's your allowance you know ? "
" ya. you're supposed to return me my money after you see the receipt what. "
" how do you i would refund you all the money ? "
" that's always been the way "
" what did you buy ? how could you spend them all ?"
" i bought all the things i needed what. "
" and what if i'm not home ? y'know i cannot always be there to service you. i have my own work to attend to. i have school you know. "
" mmm. "
" what if i tell you i can't send the money over ? what are you going to do ? "
" i just borrow from my friend lah ! "
"ok. i am not going to refund you all the money. i will go throu the receipt and give you back what i think is necessary. "
" mmm "
" ok. "
" -slams shut phone. - "

this simply goes to show, my B&J's money is not gon be redeemable. but oh well. i had fun eating it with KK so it doesnt matter. i am actually damn pissed. all i bought is aktually really necessary. i bought the cheapest i could find okay. all were 5 $. most was 10 $ i was actually saving money but some people were not appreciating !

* 2 wet tissue packs for cleaning room cuz i am lazy to mop all the time.
* 2 packs of wet tissue for cleaning face cuz the air around me is bad and i can't posibly visit the toilet every single minit to cleanse my face right.
* a big pack of small pocket tissue for daily use. sneezing cleaning drying blah blah blah.
* 2 packs of tissue box for cleaning room. sometimes i cam afriad of slamming the ants cuz i am lazy to visit the toilet. so i can simply use the tissue to slap them flat.
* 5 packets of kimchi noodles.
* 10 boxes of tupperware for eating. couldnt find bowls.
* 1 tiny pack of pepper saussage.
* a shampoo a conditioner and a facial scrub.
* a pack of shavers. ok i admit i didnt really need them but it was on sale for 1 $ you tell me am i stupid or am i stupid if i dont buy them.
* a pack of padz.

and thats all i bought ! after much minimizing somemore ! not to mention are vital for my living.

these few days, i am gettin real annoyed with " childish. " comments and things goin on. i sirpoZe it's cuz when i'm with KK, we talk about the future we talk about starting businesses we talk about how money can be earned but when i get to sku, i hear people talking about really lame ass shit like how cute this guy is or how this guy is ignoring or how this person is confused whatsoever. i told KK about all these and i really agree with her.
when it was our age to find guyys cute, they were still obseZZZZing about getting a cute pencil for schol.
when it's their time to obsess about guys, we're already past that stage and is now goin on the next satge so when they talke about guys, we feels darn bored and annoyed i guess it's all because of the age differences. now when you talk shit, i get pissed. and sorry if i do that to you. you'd probly know how it feels when it's your turn. tho i used to be obssessed with guys before, now i go ._. when i see cool lookin guys. it's boring really . . instead of admiring their oh so cool style, me and KK go, that's so not my type. ha ha ! i know. what a big flip in me. but i really do feel that i am more attracted to guys who're smart and doesn't wear skinnies. i like them clean and smart and old. yeh :o)
and surprise surprise. i haven't updated about level 7 but i am no longer interested in him in fact i got over him 2 days after liking him. cus he's just that. good looking nothing more tho he may be a smrt azz in anglo jc, that's just that.

i have to talk to aloysius more. cuz i need his help a few weeks later about cars. KK is gonna be choosing her car and with a dumbo like lisa, it will never, ever, ever, work. so i thot about all them guys who are car krazee and i thot about aloysius so. oh well. my stomach is reall killin me am gonna give it one last shot. and then im goin to bed. i feel sorry for my room8s. they're gonna be breathing in my shit and listening to the shower early in the mornin at five thirty.

this just shows if you live with lisa, you will never get a chance to meet Peace.

P.S i juz killed all them bloody flies. tho some are still flying around. too much mortein i keep sneezing. i dont kno if it's the cold or the mortien but whichever it is, it's makin my nose itch.
thanks to the bloody noodle all the flies are breeding in me room. i thot i already threw it away but as i was using the computer, i looked to my right and saw the bloody noodle there. it has been 5 days since it's sitting there. sick much aye.

P.P.S : i too happily realized i been using " i. " insteada " me me me. "

and news flash. i went to sku today at 13.30. i am happy cuz i didn't fall asleep during common test. you know i think i am gettin a bit of KK's sixth sense !!? while i was sleepin early this morning, i just happened to think if it's " access. " or " excess. " cuz i dreamt that the word came out. so i setttled with excess coz i kept remembering " excess denied excess denied. " for no apparent reasons but in the paper out cmae ASSESS. what the fork is assess !!!!!!? me haf no idea. so me put " assessorize. " tho the spellin is so messed up me kno. bye bye.