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Friday, November 28, 2008

Bangcock #2.

zang lisa reporting very sick !


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Look wot i got !

thawat : hello, joys ? you'll be comin back to thailand first cos u need to go over to binlong.

queen. " oh ! means i no need go myanmar first ah ? "

thawat. " ya, you'll be comin back on monday. i've told aunt s to buy ur tix. "

queen. " oh yay ! monday ! u very smart ah ! "

thawat. " ha ha, actually mom wanted u to come back on saturday but i told her maybe u wuld like to stay for the weekends to go out with KK and ur friends. ha ha ha, so now u r comin back on monday. "

queen. " oh, good. i was plannin to go out with them. what time am i flyin back anyway ? "

thawat. " i booked for noon. "

queen. " can u change it to evenin ? i'm goin with my friend. "

thawat. " okay, i'll call aunt s to adjust. take care ok ! "

DAYS LEFT TILL THE BIG FRIENDLY BIRD IS FREE :

FOUR.
4.
SI.
四。
em-pard.
lay.

today i went over to jan's to play squash and badminton in hope of dripping away some sweat. she's the pro at squash as she claims ( i have no say here ^_& ) ha ha ha ! cant wait for saturday, ooolie jr. !

Monday, November 17, 2008

Officially Out.

hi ! well i just came back from NUS hostel which i am no longer related to anymore. i just finished checking out. i moved outta there 2 weeks ago but i only managed to return them the keys+access card now so ye. ha ha, i sure will miss the tour around the school to the hostel. the innocent taxi drivers will never fail to ask me about the place. today, one praised -

" miss, you are so smart ! "

two seconds of faux intelligence crushed by,


" err . . ha ha, actually im only stayin there, not studying. ^^ "

anywuzzzz. i will be doin an entry about the life in that hostel but sadly, many of the pictures i took when i was stayin there cant be published cos my computer is dead and all my datas have died along with it too. plus, i didnt bring my camera there today but anyway, just when i got in to the lift, KK called me but the line got cut off cos there wasnt any reception so while i waz clearin the room, i called her back askin her what was up and guess what she told me !!!!? mr level 7 was walking back and forth right in front of the bench she was sitting ( for half an hour no less ! ) ! he walked behind her, in front of her yadee deedah.

even tho i dont feel attached to the hostel, i felt rather sad when i was walking out . . somehow. it's always been like this tho . . which is why i came up with,

" going is dreadful, leaving is painful. "

ZL made this when i was coming back from vietnam last december. i dreaded goin there so much cos both my brothers weren't goin with me and i was only travelling with mom to attend one of her brother's ( non-blood-related. ) wedding. i wasn't even keen cos jaw had the whole house to himself and jason fag was living with his friend whereas for the poor lisa, she had to follow her mom to a wedding whom she doesn't even kno belong to whom but anyway. i made the super right choice of goin cos it was hella fun ! the 1000kg of memories left behind is not to be forgotten. speakin of overseas, i have a blog for my overseas trips which i created last year so i will link it up later. thank goodness this blog exists if not, all my overseas pictures can pretty much kiss my big fat stinky ass good bye !

so anyway, today i took a different bus to meet KK and whoa, i must say, there're so many places in singapore that hasn't seen my pretty face !!!
even tho the ride was damn boring, the sceneries were super fresh ( even tho they were simply HDB buildings after HDB buildings. ) i hav to start havin an opinion of my own too. when people ask me how i think of singapore, i go by the choices of :

1. " oh, clean and green. "
4. " very safe. "
5. " no 4 seasons. "
43. " fun. "
65. " okay lah . . "

duh, #1 is so snatched from others' opinions.

#4 i can kick outta the list cos just a few days ago, KK and i got stalked by the indian man whom scared our spirits off. no exaggerations here. that guy reeked of whisky. or beer. whichever. i dono which he drank but it sure stank. to me.

#5 is the absolute truth. since when did u last feel snow after u stepped outta the gates ? maybe yesterday but hey. im talkin about white snow here, not white bird shit.

#43 is fun becos of the friends. not the country. singapore will rock if there is a super huge amazement park with super xtreme roller-coasters.

#65 is the reply i always give.


but anyway, what i am tryin to prove is that i suck at giving replies regarding singapore. i kno for once that singapore is super safe, i know it is clean but now, i kno that singapore's advanced tho not as much as London. didja kno they have this ultra cool bins where it can hold some sort of bombing threats thingy and it displays the weather forecasts ??? not that i have seen it but i read about it in the papers and right then, i know fosho i wuld love to live there one day but as i was sayin, singapore is also advanced cos it has the public transport system, the CPF thingy which i learnt in S.Studies.

the thing i love most about singapore is the fact that the government has already pretty much planned the life of the singaporeans. they dont have to worry about not havin sufficient bread to eat when they are old cos they hav the CPF thingy mentioned above to sustain their ancient life. not to forget the eduSave. smart, rewarded. hardwork, rewarded. bravery, rewarded. if myanmar ran a system like this, i promise i will always be loyal there and serve the country gloriously. ha ha, " serve the country. " came outta mr tan's mouth today.
" myint myint. you must work hard leh. i tell you people in myanmar are suffereing you know ? do u know that ? " eyebrow raises.

" not really. " i said.

" they are suffereing !! they have to beg for rice you know. " clearly exasper8ed.

" oh really ?? " i really didnt kno.

" ya. u are a very fortunate girl, you mother send you all the way here to study but see what you are doing here. honestly speaking ah, you are the first person from myanmar to give us trouble. you kno who is aung thet ? "

" yah. " and i kno u r gna praise him.

" see ! he broke his leg but he still come back for exams you know ? " gotcha.

" oh really ah. " i also stomach pain but do physical education one ok.

" ya, you know twee nee ? 3e3 one. ( something. ) 4e5 one. see. they all work hard ! you must learn from them ! you are the ambassador of myanmar. you know what is ambassador or not ? " yes and im not that daft thanks.

" ya. " i've heard i am the ambassador for too many times im sick of that word.

" that's why. study hard ok ? then serve your country after you graduate like me now. i am serving singapore yadee deedah. " pride in his words.


. . . and you kno how mr tan's speeches go. slow and slow. oh golly im speakin so off-the-point but anyway !! what was i tryin to prove ah ? wait i go scrow up see first.
right. that i know so little of singapore. you know, if i go back and people ask me to recommend them a place to visit, y'kno wot i'd tell 'em ??????

W E S T M A L L ! ! ! ! ! !

ha ! ha ! ha ! i tell you i know westmall in and out. i've been walkin there for wot, 3 years now ?? i am sucha kampong girl i need to explore singapore soon. if not, even tho i've been here for almost 8 years, it is still equals to 8 weeks, or worse, 8 days !

so guess what !!!!!

this is the news of THE year !
I WILL BE FLYING BACK THIS SUNDAY !!!
ha ha ha, i am literally hopping with joy ! miss c told me i can be released this friday yo yo yo yooyoyoyoy oy oy yo ^____^ so my 20 days are officially cut short probly due to some angelic behaviours by the angel herself. but come to think of it, the 20 were still served cos of the ESSP. oh ye. one thing super good is i only have to report at 8EIGHT8888 !! ha ha, i can get up @ 7am now---- have a loooooooong warm bath, have breakfast, stroll to the bus stop and then take the bus to school. and one more thing ! i am released @ 12pm wifihfksnkfs !! how cool, you ask me !!!!? super cool i'd say. only 4 hours ! this is where i feel like trying the evil witch laugh : neeee-aaaakk-ha-ha-ha-ha -!


anyway. i tell you ah, the past few days, wearing the school uniform was still all right cos some students still hadda attend some courses back in skool and no one will really bother you much but now ah . . wear school uniform can stand out like some alien tree planted in the shopping mall like that.

okay lah. i goin sleep already. it's past 1 am so bye bye.



to my one and only sister, here comes ur one and only sister ( and 2 brothers. ) ! ha ha, shit. i am so xcited to go back !!!! ^___&

Sunday, November 16, 2008

to candice.

note : i am not writing a poem !!!!!
the aligning thing just looks better this way to read.


hi there.

i am writing this entry to tell you that i sincerely apologize
for breaking up you and jaw's relationship.
just becos of the one tiny thing that flew out of my big fat mouth,
it has to result in u two's love and destroy it in a sudden.
to make it clear,
when i mentioned about you giving your everything to jaw,
i did mean :
-
if you two slept together
- if you two shared your everything,

from last love, last betrayal, last secrets to last everything
but perhaps you mistook what i meant.
i hav never been good with the way i construct my words
so what i thot just did not come out right
and what did not come out right didn't go in to your mind right.
after re-reading and reading and reading
the same old paragraph about you two over and over again,
i realized that it probably didnt sound like what i had in mind,
perhaps i made you sound like someone that you are not
and that wasnt what i wanted to say.
i hope you get what im saying cos i really suck at words so ye.
but anyway, i was just thinkin about you guys'
last things together ( not that it concerns me the least. ) becos jaw loved you
and that was why i even bothered to give it a thot.
not like it has anything to do with me but becos the
previous girls in jaw's life ? he didn't care and love and talk
about them as much as he talked about you
to me and my friend KK
( and i never fail to share you two's love to my friends !! ) ( not that it is my business again ).
so to wrap it all up,
i would like to apologize to both you and jaw if things weren't
exactly like how they used to be.
even though jaw stood up to me,
i am sure he was super mad at me becos u two are over
and since i am sandwiched in between 1 mad brother
and 1 mad brother's girlfriend,
i decided i have to say sorry at least so yep !
to candice, sorry and i hope to kno you someday :o)
to jaw, sorry and i will buy you some surprises back to yangon yo ! ^__^
to both, i am ultra queen sorry :o(

okie dokie ! so anyway ! today's singing session was sucha dread we only sung for a mere short 3 hours becos for one, the sound system suck sofa king bad the tunes were in a big lousy mess and for all, the microphones sucked cock. they should at least have good sound systems so can make our voice sound nicer and more professional lor but. oh well, while screaming into the mikes, our stomach talked to us. it said it was empty and that it'd appreciate it berry berry much if some food were thrown down so K and i left the kbox and went over to the pizza hut just opposite to gorilla-out. ( we were too lazy to travel to cine to sing so we went over to clementi's. ) ha ha, again K and i laughed our way to ice creams even tho we were fucken full. today we talked about how we are gna set up a food biznez when we are both back in myanmar. the 2 things we both love ultra lord most is eating. she loves to invent food and we love to eat to the core so this is where our future lies. also, the other thing we love is shopping. so the other biznez we're gna be setting up is designing clothes for the bigger boned girls. we are both not skinny but we kno what clothes look good on who so this is where we are gna be brainstormin our ideas and take the first single step to a journey that has mbzillion miles to offer. we thot of askin jaw and lawrence in for the food biznez cos they are also gna be stayin in myanmar for a period of time so yep. maybe when we really do open up a shop, you must come and eat to your life's content ah ! cos it'll be professionally designed by jaw who's good in art, professionally cooked by astrid who's magically talented in inventing food, professionally billed by lawrence who's way ahead of me in mathematical skills and lisa who will professionally open the door to welcome you cos she has no talents wotsoev in anything good :oP sounds like a good plan doesnt it !!! i will talk to mom about this soon so movin on ! i feel like shitting so bye bye. what an abrupt ending lol.

singer girl givin me a smile.
choose.
try to sing.
a break before screamin.
ha ha ! KK obviously seemed very shiok.

i am using cheap may fashion eye liner now lol.

the monster eye.
welcome to food paradize.

yummy face #1
mr nonis with the pronunciation.
yummy face #2
heh heh, attackin while K snaps.
yummy face #3
PS : I ATE 3 SUIDS !!! accomplished much !?

shiok face.


wan a piece ? ha ha, we only ordered the ' personal. ' cos we were supa full but mouths were " itchy. "

pizza mouth.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Liang Sheah Str.

LSS is a mental note so i wont forget the place anymore.
i dont wana take the risk of allowing 9 year olf 啊神 to blame me.
ha ! ha ! ha !


yo yo yo yo yo !
i am gonna be buying a pair of jeans soon so u can see zang lisa in jeans very soon ( tho not very flaterring. ) ! ha ha, it has been how many million years since i last wore one already !!? okay anyway i need 170 $ for it but this is really gonna be worth every cent cos i look okay with it, ha ha ! okay so anyway ! me met KK today, went over to vivo's. our initial plan of not eating the whole day got runied after my trip to the bloody washroom. it gave off this weird smell that reminded me of thailand and it made me hungry instantly so we went piggin out at the 火锅店 again. this one tiny meal wipes out all the strict diets we have been tortured merciless the past few days.
one meal VS million ( torturing. ) held-back temptations.
but anyway. after that we went over to bukit timah plaza and had two bowls of ice creams. ha ha, i tell you. when our mouths come in contact with food, there is no stopping. it only goes on and on and on and on and on on on instead. we weill be goin to K-box tomorrow to sing.

lisa. " huh, go sing ah. "
KK. " ye ! this is to prepare my future profession ! "

ha ! ha !
oki doki i am loggin off now. see i blog so friggin early cos i dont wanna sleep late. this whole sleepin late thing is makin me look very pimple-paradize. i am returnin KK her computer on monday so yep. good bye for now ! enjoy the sunday :o)



with ah-nee whom's askin how koh wei is.


tee shirtish girls.


her love-at-first-sight.
food is our berz flen.


food is our burst flen #2.
look here !
- snap. -

hi hi hi.




so !

what do i have to say about living life with electronic gadgets suchas computers !?

i'd say they ruin my friggin life.
but how so ?


that's me up there with the face with detailed evidence of me lacking sleep, water and food. i have been living life with a drastic change ever since i borrowed KK's computer a day ago. computer seriously ruin me full stop. as much as i love to surf the net, i absoulutely spite the harms it can do to me. when there're computers around me, i can totally forget about my life. i can shut myself out of the world and just focus on the computer only. it snatches my attention it snatches my time. so as expected, i slept only at 6am yesterday. i was supposed to getup in the noon today to go cycling with KK but i only woke up at 4 in the evenin. and i have had only 2 cubes of brownies and a slice of bread till now. it is 10 minits to 4am. i promised my self i'd go to bed at 2.30 but as you can see, i am still here. stupid computers. i have no self control. i ought to turn into a pig. good night. to dearest goh chap may, have a pleasant flight tomorrow and i await your arrival :o)


these are some of the pictures i saved from KK's computr. here's her lovely family. i will upload friens' tmr.

her brother looks really smart and matured.

now you know where KK got her dimples from !

one thing all burmeses share ? that's love.

little boss eating. ha ha !

doesnt he look great !!!!? if only there is a duplicate of him in an older version. ha ha ha ! lispinster, anyone ? :oD

PS : does anyone know what's up with friendster ???? 700 of my friends got deleted without any notice but thank goodness my pictures are still where they are supposed to be. more than half of my friendster friends are only friendster friends so i guess it can be forgiven. ha ha ! i wonder what will happen to people with gorgeous looking friends. all deleted over night. but oh well ! i guess i shall go to sleep ! it is 17 past 4. i type real slow and it takes me for ever to do an entry so good bye ! have a great saturday !
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my stupid entry got the link thin after i donno what i typed in. herere the pigs anoyhao.
first time out with KK after she got here.
the time for narnia.

still the first few times we went out.

with the new vid corder she bought.

ungly face we adore !

some jokes cracked.

jaw eatin.

this is how our study trips always end.

my hair was a big fat mop.

i look retarded which i am, hehe. K looks nice.

so lets see who owns the bigger nose !

blur faced.

lemon eye K.

lemon eye L.

sing sing sing woo !

friends for life :o)

sendin KK off to thailand.

infra-red ray.

loveddddddddd

Life is beautiful ~!!!!!!

Life is beautiful ~!!!!!!

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