" FRIENDS. "

u r such a fucking copy cat i hope u die after reading this _l_


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and " xxxx. " and so much more im observing u. so watch out cunt.

im here 2 esp warn u sucker. what a cunt face. " friends. " my bloody burmese arse. u can kiss a " friend. " like me GB coz u so arent my " friend. " sucker _l_

tsk.

go rot in ur lil pathetic world of fats. _l_

..

.. .. 'cos life in singapore is only that..
..

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to my brother, Jaw.

YO BROTHER ~!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR JAW ~~..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!!!!!

wishing you the best year ahead w everything goin your way ! even when times are bad, just knock on my door n i will be there ( always. ) w clean ears, ready to listen ! don't stress too much about things that cant be altered. we will live and fight for the glory yep !!

HAPPY 20TH, BIG MAN !!!!!!!!!!


PS, im only a few hours early :oP
u know here. i don't have a laptop there for me 24\7 :oP
and further more, i cant be sure if i can use the comp tmr to wish u a HB so here's me being early, excited, and a little too big mouth ^^ sigh....

HAPPI L8 APRIL FOOLZ !

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard

HA ! HA ! HA ! HA ! HA !!!!!!!

hope u have a GR8 week ahead !!!!

PS I WILL B BACK 2 SG TMR YES WHAT A SURPRISE I DIDNT PLAN IT EITHER !! promising u a long UPD8 when i m free. it's time 2 go 2 bed.

or else a repeat of cathay pacific is gonna befall on me where i ditched them merciless.

TWICE.

.

yoz waddubpbpbpbp !????

ok. first of all u gotta 4give me for the lack of UPD8s ive been hell BZ these few days goin out w momsie n the taiwanese troop i have absolutely no time 2 visit my sweet old v old bloggie :o(

but ANW ! im back n thats wot !!! like i said, i WILL blog more frequently even if it's just a line or a word... even if it's just a hi also HA HA HA HA !!!!

so erm. let's c. the latest happenings in joys's life . . . ???

i cant think of anything except that the bloody big cat tt scratched me last year is back again n i have been feeding it secretly :oP apparently he\she belongs 2 pod's family -..-

my neighbour -..-

other than doin charitable works ( BIG HA-HA. ) we finally have a part time maid !!!!!!! now i dont even have 2 wash the dishes HE HE HE HE HE ^^ she n i get along pretti well n thats the most impt thing i can tell u about it. if u H8 ur maid, change. if not neither of u is gonna be happy. u hating everything she does, picking on every little thing she touches and she in turn gettin pissed n reluctant n blah blah blah u ged e floe ;o)

i seem 2 b quite the xpert in maid relationships no . . . ???? coz i m. n i aint flattering myself. i know maids too well -..-

ok. maid sub done. next ????

next. next. lets c wats next....

oh yes !!!! ive been takin care of my skin meticulously. is tt how u use the word tho ??? hehehe. 4give me i havent touched english for heavens kno how long -..-

so anyways, im currently using shiseido's products n s far s the results r showing, IM PLEASED DAMMIT IM DARN PLEASED !!!!!

let's wait a lil longer tho shall we b4 i introduce these magical products ??? i have been using it for about 3 weeks now. lets c...

and one bloody hell. i am damn pissed but i gotta go. u only know the reason 2 welll ~~~!!!

LUNCH AWAITS 4 ME YO !!!!!

BRB.

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oki doki im back it's 14 now but i ave 2 hurry BIG TIME cuz bro n i r gonna b out 4 ice skatin n watchin this titans something show in 3D..

i dno... ive been crazy abt 3Dimetionals lately.
the only show tt i havent watched in 3D is when in rome. the rest r all in 3D, in imax studio. now i finally know the diff btwn imax n non-imax -..- _l_

so yes !!!! about mi about mi.

i have been abstaining from consuming pork,,,,,, hmm for about 3 weeks now :O

ha ha ha dont laugh. i was such a meat-eater in the past i know !!!! but due to some priv8 matters, i have finally kicked the stench of pork ( ew. major ew. ) off my system. i think pork is disgusting. just the smell ewwwwwwwwww can put me off my meal for a week i swear !!!!! ok maybe not a week tt was def a lil over xaggerated :oP maybe 2 days tops :o)

in fact im quite proud no damn it. im not QUITE proud. im BLOODY proud 2 announce tt i have been staying off meats these days.
i replace pork w chicken.
i replace chicken with prawns.
and i eat a hell lot of beef...
everywhere we dine out, i choose beef. be it T-bone or sirlion, i choose it medium n eat the hell out of it. ye T-bone er im quite embarrased to admit but i can actually finish the whole damn pl8 on my own hehehehe :oP
quit ewwing bullheads !!!!! :oP

ok. quiting pork OBVIOUSLY didnt come outta ' self-willing. '

like i said it was due to priv8 matters :o) serioiusly im way over pork. momsie was drinking this pork soup last night i almost vomitted. xcept of coz i dont kno how 2 vomit.

is tt weird or wat ?????

i havent vomitted for 9 years now come to think of it :O
ever since i got in SG to study when i was 9, i haven't been vomitting. back when i was a kid i remember the most i vomitted was 2 times. 1 at the dentist n the other at the clinic. but of coz there r times when i feel this strange odour creeping up my oesophagus ( TY food science for teachin me this term u rokkkk !!!! even tho u flunked me merciless ITE bitch tard _l_ ) but no matter how hard i try, i cant freaking vomit -..-

so anyways, enuf about sick stuff im way over it hooray ! anti pork man !!!!!

ok. to pork lovers, go enjoy ur meal.

so last sub of my entry is of coz back to the more imp0rtant things revolving my life right now @ age 18-19 ( my family insists i was born in year '92 AAARGH !!!! i SWEAR i was born in '91 !!!!! even my passport says so but im confused. when ppl ask me my age, i say 18. to some i say 19. to some my fam even say 17 -..- ARRRGH I DONT WANNA BE A SEVENTEEN !!!!! OR AN EIGHTENN !!! IM A NINETEEN HELLO ! A MATURED 19 !!!!!! heavens. ) but anyway !!!

back to the more important matter, i am officially goin to be studying in tai wan.. like it or not.

to be frighteningly honest, i m dead xcited !!!!!!!!! ^^^^^

老娘要去做一个中国婆了耶！！！！！

HA HA HA HA HAO KAI XIN O !!!!

the only downside is of coz i wont be using much of english in future but i promise i will NOT 4get english !!!!!! and of cos i will miss KK :o'''( and funnily enuf, mr fake president u stupid BAKA !!!!!! i will miss ur mushroom life i swear! :'o(

but it's no time 2 be emotional. life is a bitch. my life anyway. i dont ever get PERMANENT. my life is quite sad come to think of it..

i dont have things tt belong 2 me PERMANENTLY. like in MM, the house n rooms n toys that i have grown up w doesnt blong 2 me PERMANENTLY ! like in BKK, the room i live doesnt blong 2 me PERMANENTLY !! isnt it ironic ??????? these are all my properties hello !?? but none of them n i belong to each other. i stay here like a guest. i pack up my belongings after 2 months, i move to SG. i stay there like a guest till school breaks out, i pack my belongings, i get back to either MM or BKK and the cycle just goes on. this is my life. my sad life. thats something many doesnt kno.. it sounds simple and fun but trust me. IT'S NOT. it hurts. it bloody well does..

i want to belong. PERMANENTLY. i want to stay in my room. PERMANENTLY. i want to sleep on my bed. PERMANENTLY. i want to use my wardrobes. PERMANENTLY. i just want to be HERE. not there ! or there ! or even way off there !!

anyway, my life is like a ball. it rolls off. it has no specific directions. it goes where the winds blow. it doesnt belong anywhere...

which is why in summary, i made a quote about my life tt really spells me.

wait. lemme think coz it was way long ago like 2-3 years back ???? idno when. it was when i went to vietnam. when i had short hair. short hair i had in sec 2 so about 3.5 years back..

hmmm.... what was tt ?? lemme think.

i have v v v v v v v v v short term memory no thank you.

shit i really cant rememebr. the more i try to rememebr the more it doesnt come 2 me so i'll leave it at that. will post it when it comes knocking on my memory lane aight !

oki ave 2 go so bye bye !!!!!

ive been dead lazy too BTW. tts impt. i AM lay-z !!!!

like always !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mua ha ha ha ha....

pictures are cluttering mother's laptop and i havent even resized em. is anyone willing to resize them for me ??? i will pay !!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!!! what a goon. obviously the only person that is gonna volunteer is me myself n i -..-

ugh FML.

herez a bigazz pic of me edited w my new specs !

same night i took the pic for my blog header.. BB !

no im not gonna.

i am having an emotional attack now... i dont know why i am feeling so moody now... maybe it's becos my tummy is really spicy right now grr...

anyway, this is an entry that i will be typing out to remind myself to use this site more often in future so that i will still have my basic english standard alive somewhere within me.. somehow..

i have finally decided to terminate my studies in singapore. my next destination will be tai wan. the next semester starts in july so i have these few months to catch up on my 繁体中文。。( traditional chinese. )

so why tai wan u may ask ??? i've always been a fan of the west. i've always wanted to go UK or canada but surprise surprise. it's tai wan i've finally decided to set a venture on. ok. not really. ha ha it wasnt me whom dedcided that venue. it was my taiwanese relatives lol :oP

anyway, long story short, they kept going around the lines of chinese being the next states n that to continue mother's businesses, i NEED chinese foundations. it's a need. not a want. i initially considered goin 2 china lol yes china. cuz im like since china's gonza rule in future, i might s well GO there. u know... get to know the place well. get to mingle w the chinese there n kno how they live. just BEING there n UNDERSTANDING the whole chinese tribe u kno.. but now, they convinced me TW is a much more livelier place compared to SG blah blah blah n honestly ????? i wanna sleep alr.

i need to catch up on my beauty sleep. i now truly understand the meaning of beauty sleep. bye. most importantly, i want to drown out my blue mood. i h8 times like these when i think too much about those useless people who only copy peoples' footsteps n not be their own true selves. _l_
bye.