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Sunday, August 24, 2008

What a bad impression.




































hey ya ! zang lisa iz back from yet another crazy day ! KK and i both slept at 5am last night, tried makin sure the person who wakes up first will call the other person and ha ha ! i woke up even wayyyy before my alarm rang ! it waz rainin so bloody heavy this mornin i waz so cold i had to force myself outta bed, grabbed the big azz jacket and went back to bed. fell back asleep instantly. the second time i got up was cos i waz too cold too, and it waz 10.55am. my alarm waz due in 5 minits time. but even tho i woke up hell early, i waz l8 all the same. it's all becos of the bloody faux lashes i waz puttin on ! i swear it wasted 50 minits of my life !!!! not to mention the bloody new lousy shit bra strap. im darn sure it took 20 minits of my time but fast forward, i met KK over at clementi's tube station. she waz waitin for me with her myanmar friends. but anyway, we didn't feel like goin to orchard so we went VivoC instead.

ha ha ! today waz pretty tight. KK bought a new everlast shoe. ha ha ! everlast is ahem. i have yet to tell anyone lor. okay maybe one. but anyway ! we tried on so many clothes today but nothing suited me !!! i guess when there really is no money, no matter how pretty the clothes look on u, ull just feel they're weird or doesnt suit you or too big or too small or too average or just a whole pile of excuses to cheer urself up cos u cant buy them.

but anyway, we caught FATE !! ha ha ha ! we bin wantin to watch this for quite some time but the thang is, it's only airing in golden village so. the movie's pretty good. this show has a fab and sad twist to ordinary heroic ending. 1 thumb up but the movie stretched out pretty long. it started at 18.40 and usually a movie wuld end 2 hours later, for most right ? but who on earth wud kno it ended at 21. 25 ??? KK and i certainly did not have a good time crying. we kept receiving really pestering calls and messages. please if you're close to me, you wuld know bloody damn well that i h8 to answer calls when i am doing something so if i dont fucking answer your calls for twice, you please get the hint fucking ok ? and i am not someone who asks the people what time the fucking movie ends. bloody pissed i tell you. what a. anyway ! after the movie, KK and i took a cab over to suntec to meet Jaw and the burmese friends. we all planned to watch the fireworks but by the time we reached, it all ended !!! and ha ha ha ! the taxi cab scene was especially funny. the taxi line was long like fuck so we called online and then just after i hung up the phone, ta ding ding ! the taxi was right in front of us, causing many envious stares from the taxi line opposite the street. ha ha ! met all of them at mac's, wanted to go touch the what lucky fountain but it waz closed so we just walked around and split wayz. KK sent me home cos she didn't want me to be l8 for RC. the fucking taxi driver is damn annoying i tell you. never mnd, well anwyay ! greedy pigs today ate 3 pieces of chicken, 1 fish mc spicy, 2 cheese fries, 2 normal fries and 2 pepsis from kentucky's. ha ha ha ! big appetites yes !!!!!? pictures aren't a lot, we didn't have the time to sit back and relax today. all was rushing. but i have a few of pictures while eating. and a few of me in the washroom and thats that. well i am gonna be persevering for yet another week so i can go out next weekends !! whoopie whoop !
peace ! ok, my lashes kept comin out cos half way glue-ing, i'll be up takin ictures. look at the tip of the eyes. stupid lashes. ANW, i waz curlin my hair lat minit. thus, the hair thingo.


cheese fries lickin' good !






cheerful dress.
gyal.


lise and her full of wonders ( wonderful. ) brotha !
KK and her myanmar friend, kai ting !
FG is cos i donno wot's his name, but KK and i talk about him, referin to him as the funny guy. and KT's cousin.it says : how d'ya do ?
we were over @ suntec's mac's. talkin. the person helpin us take the pigs is jaw's singer lookalike friend, benedict xcept he's too shy wit the cam :oP

Friday, August 22, 2008

Happiness Han.


YO !!!!!!! ha ha ha ! i am a very very happy girl ^_^

right now as i am typing, i have actually already painted my nails and is havin my facial peel-off mask on. ha ha ha ! im laughin here as i m typing but i cant fuckin' laugh life !! the new facial mask im trying now is liquid that will dry on your skin so actually im like plastic-y now but anyway !!!! i met janelle lao pok pok today ! ha ha, we went over to commonwealth's macdonald to study with the open and close inverted commas hangin in the air. but ended up playin and eating instead. ha ha ha, welcome to my-do-na !!!!! ha ha ha holy shit !! janelee pok ! how iz your ma-na-li ???? ha ha ha ha ha !!! shit i think i laughed till my face " cracked. " well anyway, after playin the poker cards for i donno how long, i won !!!!!1





if 10 cents count :oP

ha ha ! i actually already won 70c , perfect for buying another bread pan but after passing too much of my luck to J the bimbo, i lost all mine and only got 10c in the end. ha ha, ah pokkie is sure a bimbo pok. call me when you are free yo !

anywayz ! my friday was bloody wasted. i got up at 12 odd, came online, surfed the net, and started gettin sleepy at around 14 so i went to bed, it started raining so i finally woke up at 18 odd. called bimbi to meet cos i dreamt of her. ha ha ha i dreamt she cut bangs ! she set it as her blogger main picture and kept askin me if it was nice. ha ha !! thats why i met her today. bimbi. you can call her wa-na-li. cos that's her name :oP

me is wearing the top i wore on be yourself day tomorrow ! i stopped wearin that cos it felt so . . . used. i got on the vivo day when i was still rich. ha ha ! thinkin back i was bloody rich ! i spent 260 $ that day buying and eatin clothes !!! but now poor like one big fuck. only have 10c some more. but anyway, i will be wearin that if not it's gonna decompose. am goin to orchard with KK tomorro ! and guess what !!!!? i am so darn good. i persevered and now, my hard work has paid off !!! i went for RC and all shit on time just so i wuldnt be given the hourly report. tahan-ed from monday to Friday and ta-daaaah !! I HAVE A FREEE SATURDAY !!! ha ha ha whoop whoop !

kk it's actually already 1.50 in the mornin now. i was doin the facial mask so i culdnt type. many pictures of me only !!! ha ha.


mydonah and i !
he waz lookin @ other girls lor that flirt.
grrreen grin !
hey.
lisa and her boyfriend. ha ! ha !
fair enuf. my face got chopped so his head gets chopped too.
waz tellin janelle about the bag strap tinklin on my leg lika worm.
talkin half way.
we were rushin like mad after this shot for the bus.
the steps i have to walk yo ! am i fit or am i fit !
back !

i am really damn pitiful. i dont even have a good chair to sit here in the hostel to paint my nails.
my toes . . . my toes .. . they just wanted to say hi . . .
facial.
look clozely @ my brows !!!!! ha ha ha !!! my itchy hand over-plucked the right hand side one so if u look close enuf, it's like the other brows is eaten up by my tweezer while the other istill fat and juicy.


step one ! you cleanse yor face ! i didnt take steps pictures lah. ha ha !
am i like a robot or am i like a robot ? the thingy waz so thight i really couldnt smile slash have any expressions on cept for the dead str8 face.

see the thingy creased up ?
much more clearer here. i kno i look so good with the mask lah hor ! my goodness. i was like a yello banana. very ugly in life. pictures are already doin justice so u can imagine how i looked life.

my skin is peeling !!!! am i snake or what !? ok ._.

little old me disfigured look ! ha ha ! new skin unolding before my eyez !

ha ha! i waz tryin to look like those skin that peeled off so the expression. painful.
THE RESULT !!!!
have i forgotten somethin ???
the ear stud of cozzz !!! ha ! ha ! ha !

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

wayyyy looooooooong postttttttt !!!!longqjeo2n!

i hav found my #3 favo snack !!


thats the, Bread Pan by Oishi.

ha ha ha ! i kno i kno. it sounds and look so ancient-y right ? but i waz so friggin hungry i didnt think all pocky shiet wuld fill me up so i got the bread pan outta the vendin machine in the hostel and fug ! it taste super fantastico ! i also got this tapioca thingo and a few hours later, even tho i was already stuffed, i went down to the vending machine again, to get another bread pan locked deep in the vending machine. still, it tastes friggin good. i thot it tasted gr8 at first cos i waz starvin but no, 2nd time it still tasted nice so bimbo j, if u r readin, i think it's time u learn the second stage of vending machine robbing. ha ha ha ! the snacks one more worth it leh ! got bread pan to rob. this is gonna be the next big task after repairing the badly crushed planes :oP

well anyway ! i am really damn bad at cash managing i have to admit. i got up l8 this mornin so i took a taxi cab and speakin of which, i also found a new route to my school that's defintely a thousand times faster which also goes to say, CHEAPER !!! i see the bright future twinkling so brilliantly right in front of me now kno !! t he he he he he z !

well, it's officially left with 6 weeks befo the endda year examination officailly begins. i h8 that it'd begin so quick but i love that holidays r gonna be here so qucikly too. i love exams but i h8 to prepare for it thus, i never waste my time preparing but nywayzzzz !! i saw mr level 7 today !!! gasp but no my heart beat didn't increaze a tiny bit. ha ha ha ! is it funny or is it funny i only see him when my fringe is up.
!!!?
the first time i knew he existed, i was havin the not-long-not-short-fringe attack so it was up and thruout the whole time we see each other, my fringe haz owayz bin up but afta cuttin my hair, my fringe been down since and mr level 7 been gone sinze too but today after i got up and went down for tuition, my fringe was up and so was mr level 7 i donno wot i m mumbling about aktually. but if u ged my point then all's goodie dee dee dum.

i seem to be havin this i donno good or bad or both habits of skipping dinner ( not that im on a crash diet due to the myanmar thingo.) but it just so happens that i never get hungry during dinner time but past dinner, my blardy stomach starts rumbling and complaining that it needs to eat so i always end up skipping dinner and eatin supper instead. the supper here aint fattening to say the least ! ha ha ! it is pretty healthy acutally. there was green beans and then there was green bean with sweet potatoe ( i kno. what a weird combo but it tasted nice to be frank ! ) and then on the un-healthier side, there are curry pies, and forgot what shit lah. but ye the thang is, i skip dinner to ave supper instead. let's ee, i havent been havin dinner for about 2-3 weeks ? more than 2, comin to 3. i guess i'll start eatin soon or else people in here wuld start callin me ' the girl with the supper. ' ha ! ha ! ha ! holy shit what a name !!

anyway i aint got any pictures today so allow my lips to do the talkin yo. hi world ! i am lise's lips ! oh my goodness !!!!! speakin about lips, i was at i forgot yahoo or google the other day and i was lazy to open up a new window or a new tab cos my comp been " low on virtual memory. " so i decided to just type in one of the blogs i wanted from there at Y or G and this particular post of mine came up leadin to a mega porn site !!! ha ha ha, call me dumb or call me dumb but the post was darn stupid. i dont know if it's still werkin and no it wasnt listed in the porn site cos of pictures, it's more of the words and so co-incidently, i was talkin about my tongue so ye you get the picture eh ?

well well well, these few days bin good to me. i realized if i dont go to the school, the biggest shit that can happen to me is the missin-out-lesson thang. i didn't even thot about it while i wasn't in school. only when i started goin to school did i notice that but ye . . . i need to ask people to guide me in my studies or not, i will most defintely be de-promoted and to tell u the truth, i am 101 % confident i wont make it this year. but i dont have the guts to break it to me momsie but ye, i just have this feelin i mean, just look at the way i'm treatin the shool shit. it's not like s tho i am so studios and all, just i get home i surf net i sleep i go to school i talk i sleep i go out i come back home i surf the net i sleep the rountine is just like a cycle that has no way of breakage. shot, im speakin like a pope. ha ha ! pope is an inside joke so dont bother crackin ur brain.

hmm, do u know u r still readin this pretty long and useless post of mine !!!? ha ha, holy. well anyway, just to fill u in on my intellectual life ( right ? ha ha, no i donno. ) , i been both yahoo and googling on this topic that i really am interested in. nope not dieting shopping managing your $$$ good skin skin care yadee deedah becos like i said, it's Intellectual. with the I caps locked. ha ha ! i am pretty damn smart one okay ! ha ha, emmm not okay. WELL ANYWAY !!! havin' been living in this hostel, i use the lifts to get up and down of the building daily hourly. but while the lifts are travelling up and down, i never seize to wonder how these lifts function. like when i am on the 12th level, why does the lift on level 7 go down first before picking me up or vice versa ? how does it make its choice of fetching me first or dropping him first ? it's like there's this somethin really interesting thing about lifts that i never stop thinkin about. and then what if there really is a day when the lift drops ? like when i m in there happily thinking, ka-bang and it all goes black and before i even know it, it starts sliding down of whatever that holds it ? it's just scary and mega intresting i was so curius of what really surrounds the lifts outside of his " metal box. " i started knockin on the walls of the lifts. obviously i was alone !!!! ha ha ! and it's like at some point it sounds hollow while at the others, it sounds . . . solid. juts when i was knockin, my stupid mind thot about the way lifts dropped in horror slash thriller movies when bling ! the lift doors opened ( my ears were pressed on the door. ) and in shooshed a bloody guy that rushed in so quickly he gave me a heart attack --!!
but back to my point, there def isn't gonna be any way of knowing the answers just by askin people so i started doin researches but nothing appeared !!!! it's frustrating. just when lisa's curiousity comes alive, the sources all die on her grr. i did manage to find one article tho. it was about the 911 case. to tell u the truth i have already forgotten the thing but it was about the lifts too. something like, the lift doors didn't open thus the people inside were burnt to death. and something like, there're 2 doors in a lift and what a special door or whatsoever that holds the door or what shit so people wont fall when the lift falls or donno what lah. ha ! ha ! i am really damn daft right. go read if u wanna but it's not say very intresting. I JUZ WANNA KNOW HOW LIFTS FUNCTION !!!! okok. cool. i am a girl whom never gives up so go go lisa ! ha ha ! self encoraging yes !!!!? well well. anyway ! i guess this is all for today ! a very long post i suppose ? well, have a gr8 dayyyyyyyyyyyyy ! hopefully i expanded ur knowledge on lifts ! HA HA HA ! which reminds me. damn stupid leh i feel when i told KK what i told her my magnificent research-in-process. she responded with,

" are you krazy !!!!!????? since when did u become so .. . .. ??? "

so u see. i need supports from friends first befor i hit off as the professional at naturel dizaztaz. HA HA HA ! holy shit i truly are is m a pope arent isnt aint i ?????
Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield

Happy girl #2.

i overslept again today so i met KK over at WM to have lunch we both caught mummy and journey to the centre of the earth !!! mummy was friggin good !!! i didnt kno that. i thot it was gonna be 1 of those ancient war show but it certainlyproved me wrong. we missed quite alot of the first oart but it still was gr8 ! not to miss. i think there's gonna be a second part. i donno. well JTTCOTE was all right i giuess. we were l8 again for it too. i wuldnt say it's damn nice but it's pretty funny. i'd rather u watch mummy. and yep other than these, i forgot what we did already. i missed skul today again ! what a little fuckr i am.
lisa and her sister mona ! ha ha ha.
so is this mona or lisa €?
we went to KF twice. once be4 movie the other after movie. to eat ! ha ha.

this is a funny pose with funny eyes.


squashed.
happy birthday to janelle, \cheese and alaster ! no their big day doesn't land on the same day ( J's july 30th, CP's July, A's today ! ) but since i didnt type J and C's birthday wishes out on their days, m juz gonna wish them a happy birthday all together ! enjoy the youth and hey look ! i even got a totally cool happy birthday blingie to celebr8 the mood for them ! how nice can i get i kno. ha ha okay i'll upd8 tomorro cos i gotsa sleep ! byez !
i changed it to small cos my eyez were hurtin :oP

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