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Sunday, October 12, 2008

SELAM !

HI HI HI HI HI. i just got back from arab street with farah. ha ha ha ! lisa practically lived off farah's cash today ! i say farahlina is my inspiration now. i am goin on a crash diet !!! i have only 5 days left before the hostel's masquerade officially begins and im thinkin of wearin that dress i wore on thawat's sister's weddin. i donno. either that or the boho dress with a tight formal top but they said i gotta be formal shit since there are gonna be some Very Intelligent People there so . . . but anyway ! the thing is, no matter what i wear, i will def look wayyyy better if i can be a lil more tanned and toned. my crash diet shall include eatin papaya to help in easy digestion and a cup of milo before i sleep. ( milo is actually my sleepin pill now. i cant even sleep wihout drinkin it. ) sounds simple but believe me it so is not ! why is it that it is so friggin easy to get fat for me but so difficult to get rid of the fats !!!? never mind. crash dietin shall also include swimmin every day after school. see, i am gonna be dark ass but i will try my best to keep my face from being bronzed.

well anyway, i met up with farah after so long today. we were both friggin broke ! went over to arab street to visit the mosque and eat the yummy malay meal we had late last year after the little theatre play by some art students. ha ha ! our day went about rotating on the axis of food of a l l sorts. fast food junkies candies . . oh, you name it. here're the pictures we took today. farah iz friggin' gawjuz !! i hope there will be a money monsoon tomorrow.

anyway, i guess i have stirred up a pretty big pile of issues for myself. i was absent for so many frigging days without any logical xplanations and i went to school as and when i liked so i guess the school's enuf. mrs tan and 'em rest is gonna be meetin mom on tuesday mornin for a little talk about how zang lisa is doin. i feel like sucha big disappoint. just becos of my truancy, momsie has to fly alllll the way here to singapore just for a hi and bye with the teahcers. dont understand why they cant just speak to me as an adult and tell me of the consequences. ha ha, i guess it obviously is becos i dont seem like an adult to them. but anyway, here're the pcitures so enjoys ! hehe. there's gonne be a money flood tomorrow !!!


i was readin this before i went to bed. finished this at 2.30 odd in the mornin which pretty much goes to xplain why my face today looks pretty damn distorted. this book is a real good one ! it's about the life of a pakistan. fuckin sad.


arty handicap.

beauty !













wehehe. this is the first picture after like we didn't go out for a couple of months. ha ha.




" lemme act childy. "




" wait wait wait ! smile ! "
" why ? my teeth sure got something stuck right. "
so theres the pic with GCM's apollo stuck on my big tooth.

here we go !

nice much !!!!!? ha ha thankx to the edit.

pretty evenin lightin.




farah's favo ice lee-maw. which is ice leamon tea in english.

hernai lemak.


nasi pattaya.


eat yum.


en route walkin around takin pictures and learnin about the structure of arab street !




in this real cool dee-par-ver-li shoppin mall. i was playin with the fan. highly edited. hehe.



Wednesday, October 8, 2008

FAT JOYS FAT.

AM @ JANELLE'S NOW. WILL UPD8 WEH ME IZ BACK. CIAOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


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kay i will let my pictures speak for me.


in the bus from jan's on the way to orchard tube station to topayo.

to her houze we go !

ta da da !

ha ha, very comfy lookin aint !? she doesn't even stay here ! it's her spare house :oD i really love her condo. and now im more convinced i wanna live in a condo. i love to swim and i ave always hav this fantasy of swimmin befor i leave school and then another swim when i am back. plus, condominiums are very safe cos theres the security guards 24\7 to guard over you. unlike HDBs and priv8 housing estates. so if u have a condo that u r renting out, pls kindly contact me. most preferably near town, somewhere where bimbi is stayin over @ queesntown or anywhere 'cept for west area. kay im hittin off the point. thing is, bimbi's is real nice and coolin.


the poolie.


after the fake swim with a reflection of my own. ha ha ! bimbo got distracted by the coconuts fallin off the ground half way waddling around the pool she decided to go give it a shot at hackin the coconuts into halves. i swear it took her more than an hour's time to get one coconut cracked !!! so after a string of failures, the Indian Heros came along and it took them less than 5 seconds to crack the nut heads !! ha ha ! bimbi got the hang of it after a few trails, declaring she is the future professional coconut cracker. Indian Heros were too kind they cracked us a total of 9 fucking coconuts to eat !!! ha ! ha ! ha ! ha ! it made it a total of 18 cos they're in halves. stupid bimbo just sat there trying a tiny piece by piece while i was there wiping em out. i didnt bring camera to the pool so we culdnt take any vidz and picz. by the time we were done eating and stuff it started rainin there was no way we could go crack coco again so. bimbi was ther BZ teaching me to somersault and hand-stand under water till water entered my nose freely and my brains flipped up and down. not to forget my intestines too.


after the big azz swim, we ordered the KFC meal which didnt contain the drinks as it promised. ha ha i tell you ordering this shit is the biggest joke of my life. but shant go into details 'cept it wasnt satisfying.


clearin the crumbs left behind by us. read the caption typed on the pig. my awkward is spelt awkwardly wrongly.


after eatin, i went to straighten my hair with farah's hair straightener.


HA ! HA ! HA ! worry not it's still me yo ! o just had an early halloween feel.

bimbi too.


check out how many shades darker i hav become !



bimbi tourin me around her condo.



borrowin her hair as usual.


the garden !




near the pool.


eatin the cheap ass but hell yummy red bean eyes cream.

went to the mini mart to buy us some snacks. i indirectly stole 4 cans of drink. well you see . . the machine thing was so ancient it was broken. so itchy handedly, i opened the door and ta-daah ! there were 4 cans of drinks laying so i just grabbed them before walkin off. not that we drank it in the end but just for the fun of it. please forgive me.
in caze u r curious how the inside of those coin-slotting-in machine looks like, this is it here. a little metallic and robboty with the drinks trapped inside.


bimbi threw 1 away, ha ha ! she said wintermelon tastes yuckky.

with her hair again of cozzzz :oP


after her second house, we went back to her first house over @ queenstown and there we bought some food home from the supermarket. of cos roti prata was included. ha ah ! thats the egg i tired fryin. which didnt quite turn out fine as xpected but still edible. we got ourselves the small bouncy ball already !! ha ha ha ! it is fun ! and very fun. ye if that makes any sense :oP




i dreamt of the day the health professionals will announce to the world that we human beings need fats to stay alive on the way home. like eatin a good amount of fats to stay healthy instead of vitamins. and the day fats dont make us fat but healthy and trim and fit. which is so not happenin aye. oh well . . .



HERE'S MA DIAMOND !!!!!!!!!!!!

er . . . hehehe the thingy to the left hand is supposed to look like a diamond too but i guess not eh. well, bye !! it is 3.30 on a frinday mornin. byezzzzzz.

good mid night.

okay hi. im still here can u believe it ? well i hav just finished editin picture and im gonna sleep very soon but there's this super duper sweet couple that just keep holdin me back :o( im feel so mean and guilty of eavesdropping but it just can't be helped. it's a relationship between an Indian boy and a Chinese girl and they are discussing how they are gonna break out to their parents that they are actually seeing each other.

" i think my parents will be shocked and need a longer time to accept. "
" why ? "
" going out with a different race . . "
and they were like
" your son is messing with my daughter. your daughter is messing with my son. our children are messing with each other. "
" ha ha ha ha ! "
" maybe u shuld email my mom. tell her we r in love. "
" like, greetings. i am here to announce to you that i am interested in your son. "
both - " ha ha ha ha ha ! "
" does your parents know ? "
" not yet, we dont talk much. i think my brother will help me out. "
" why ? "
" becos he's been thru this before. "

whoa. i never knew i was sucha multi-tasker. a genius. a legend. ha ! ha ! damn. dontcha think they are sweet ? seem pretty in love to me. oh well. i shall go to bed no matter what or else i might risk waking up in the noon.
oh my my !!

" sorry dar. you're feelin worse than me. "

sigh . . i dont see such a guy existing in my sight.

yadee dee dah. bye !

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

HOW COOL. very.

IVE GOT THE DIAMONDS CD!!!!!!!!

this is actually zang lisa #1 time wastin money over CDs since she always steal the tracks she wants off limewire :oP
well i heard some of the tracks from the radio the other time and i i m m e d i a t e l y fell in love with it. it's all filled with love songs and it floOoOOoOooOds me with this lovey lovey feel every time i hear it either i must be needing some love myself or i am just a very lovely girl by nature which is so gonna make you puke if i am a real psychic.

oh well, today i had little accounts paper. a total of 4 questions to be done within the time span of 2 hours but the future accountant finished it within an hour becos she is really way too smart she actually got a 7 for the first paper :oP i am also givin up on my science paper which pretty much xplains why i am here typing away instead of trapping myself in my room memorizing formulas. i actually read up food science from 20 oclock till 21.30 last night. and say if i fail again, i am never ever, ever gonna study again. if lah.

anywayzzzzz. my stomach is sik once again. i stuffed myself with so much food today. met little bimbotice queen over @ jurong east for a KFC meal before hittin the library to study. study. study. ye, study. after that had a pancake and i had a chicken pie when i got back. i bought 2 but i really cant eat anymore. tomorrow i shall begin dieting. if not i am really gonna suffer from MALNUTRITION. see. i am even beginning to use food science term how cool can i get. ha ha ha ! i have to attend the bloody course cos the teachers said it is a compulsory thang. momsie is coming on monday to have a talk with the principal cos i am always late and absent for skool for i think 1 month. added all up i can hit a month's time. shit. feel like shitting. i go surf net. be back to blog soon. ciaozzz. oh yes ! my lousy phone is back !! :o)

Sunday, October 5, 2008

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

LISA
USING
THE
VACUUM
FOR
THE
FIRST
TIME
IN
HER
LIFE.


i just know that the thing is called the Measuring Tape ._.


look @ what i collected !






both failin and succeeding. failin to have a rough idea of functioning it and succeeding @ suckin all the dirt away. cant wait to go back home and whoa mom and thawat with my new skill ! :o)

so now that i already know how to use a vacuum, WHATS NEXT !? hehehe. oh im not usin the flat thing meant for suckin coz i was suckin the dust in small little places u see. i broke the cup today which struck me with the shock for i donno how many million minits. i feel there're some ways in which i am growing. last time, when i break something, i dont have to worry cos theres always the maid to take care of it but today, whoa whoa whoa. i was so scared culd u believe it ? i just stared at the mess wifout havin any clues to clear it. but then at the end i was smiling already cos if not for it, i'd never have known how to ged the vacuum started ! ha ha. oh well. my neck is sore. and i am in the computer room. again. i donno wot r the plans for me now. like if i am sirpozed to go for the foundation programme or if i am sirpozed to fly back. mr ho is away so i cant get him to return my phone. it's like me and this louzy phone has no fate to be together or somethin. i only managed to use it for a few months, i think 2-3, and then it got confiscated. a few days after its release, it got taken away again. ha ! ha ! but i really dislike this phone so it aint much of a deal. im tired. i feel sik. fo real now. stomach sick. which is why my post sounds so sad. ha ha. i cant upload pictures now. the one with me out with KW. i try. bb.

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UPD8 !
i cant manage to download anythin so the pictures are up untouched ! KW if u can can help me edit the lighting and contrast plz ? then i re-upload. tytytytytytyty.


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