Fuckin' Good.

been youtube-ing since.


Musiq.




Go Mraz, go !


Reminds me of J'Blunt.



Loves and she so gorgeous lah !


Vidz.



He he, the guy so cute wor.



Cute advert.





J O K E S !
haha, i laughed at these. do we share the same sense of humor ?


The mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"
and
Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"


HAHAHAHAHA. i like this.
Boy 1: Why did you run away from the naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will
turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!

THIS TOO !!

Three guys were introduced to a girl:
Hi, I'm Peter not a saint.
I'm Paul not a Pope.
I'm John not a Baptist..
The girl replied:
Hi! I'm Mary not a virgin.


AND THIS !!

OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I
can even cure cancer, but I'm sorry I cannot raise the dead.
hahahahahaha.

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.
They were all "philosophising" on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Seymour said, "I tink de fassess ting in the world is a "thought", because
before you can tink of it, it already thought."
Mildred said, "No man, the fassest ting in the worl' is a "blink", because
before you can tink to blink,you dun blink already."
Lucy said, "No, no, the fassess ting in the world is helectricity, because
when you turn on de light switch, de 'lectric travel farss-farss and the
light com on before you done know it."
Leroy said, "All ah-onoo wrong!! The fastest ting in the whole worl' is
diarrhea."
Everyone sey, "Diarrhea?"
Leroy said, "Yes man, cause las' night, ev'n before I could tink, blink, or
turn on de light dem, I done shit up meh self." !!!!


DAMN RIGHT.

The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes...
might be lonely.
And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,
"I am too blessed to be stressed"


coolios !

For God so loVed the world,
That He gA ve
His onL y
BegottE n
SoN
T hat whosoever
Believeth I n Him
Should N ot perish,
But have E verlasting life."
John 3:16