knock knock knockin on heavens door.

lisa " hello ? "
caller " hello, i'm callin from paragon. "
queen. " oh hi. -thinkin it was a PC from her- "
c "didn't catch her left her phone here . . "
queen. " come again ????? "
c " your niece left her phone here we got it didn't catch. "
queen. " NIECE !?!??????? sorry i don't have a . . OH !! HA HA HA ! it's coz my name's aunty han right !? well she's not my niece, she's my friend but she calls me aunty actually uhm, i'll try get her mom. where's that again ? "
c " paragon metro metro paragon. "
queen. " right okay thanks so much. "
c " ok thank you wee'll be waiting for her. "

so this NIECE of mine is farah arah goh cahp may chap chap rah farahlinsa lynn and what not. ha ha ! oh my goodness you don't careless anymore when you're out ah !!! if not later every valuables will just fly away you know. ha ha ! birthday still want lose thing s ! ha ha i remember the old folks' tales about this. it's like if you lose or cry and get angry on your birthday, you'll continue doin that threw out all the year !!! ha ha ha. hope it's fake lah hor. anyway happy 15th like finally !! ha ha but no matter how fast you get older, i'll always be there as the ahem matured ahem. 2-years-older-than :oD since it's your big day, ( may 31st. ) , for once and for all, imma gonna say this for once ONLY !
di da-lan du-nia ini, farah adalah wanita young young young ba-lin la-wah ser-car-lee !
heheheh.

anywayz !
i koght up with janelle and jaw on tuesday to have lunch at orchard. tho we were famished to the extent of grabbin anyone in sight and bitin them off, the food was too spicy and thus, we didn't manage to enjoy them well well anyway. jaw went to meet his friends while not chicken not beef not steak but pork and i went over to skatepark to get some live knocledge to be a brilliant sk8r. went over to queensway shoppin mall after that where we became the tough bimbos. ha ! ha ! we went counter strikinin but how come no enemies one ah !?!??? walk like 360 degress north south east west inside upside down wall to wall stairs to stairs tunnel to tuneel but still, no enemies appeared. i even got stuck in the jacuzzi ITE. so we went auditionin instead. ha ha ! i quite pro already i think. i don't have to take ages to click the buttons. next time have to go once again, to be a better gamer. i realized my life lack computer games. a ha ha. my life is slowly but surely chaning. like in the past right i used to think that things life computer gamings and televisions are a total waste of time, and i still think tey are, but now that my life here in bedok is so bloody boring i have to start watchin the tele. on the contrary, tele has now transformed to be the only way to PASS time, not WASTE time hehe. is the italics makin your eyes very slanted ?? huh huh huh ? okay lemme switch back cos my eyes sure are flippin to the corners.

SO ! went to meet janelle pok's friends pei hu and michelle after our failures ar CS-ing. went over to ikea to buy bimbo's food blah blah and we went night eXcess-size-zing. ha ha ! all eneded like bloody late so i slept over at pork's. blah blah blah and in the morni, i went back to get my stuff and we are reunited over at vharbour front to make our way to sentosa. pictures shall speak for me as i'm dying not literally from neck shoulder joints spine fingers arms ache. good bye. oh before i leave, just so you know, holidays isn't workin out for me :o) cheers to you who think likewise.

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lisa is not only a nurse, she's also a house keeper :o)

pork and i enphasize the scenery while PH and M. emphasize the pretty faces :oD

JP.
ZL.

M.

PH.

the beauty of beaches.
wot are we golf-ing ??
scroll down to see !

this is the national treasure ! ha ha ! look what pork found ! a deadly beautiful chicken with nuffin on but feathers and tiny winy bones.

yo whazzup sunset.

another great find - a star fih.
this couple. it's like, there's i love you and me 2 at different ends of the beach. all girls are not trying to be jealouz of the guy right. damn i know i know. i highly doubt there's any guy as sweet as this ( whoev he is. ) .

bye bye sentosa sunshine hello vivo c.

today, i cooked mee-go-rain all wrong. my MGR was like black and white. so i decided to add some soy sauce. but problem is, i couldn't find any with the label. so i ended up with this odd lookin bottle with black content. thinkin it was SC cos it looked familiar, i poured the whole bottle in to my MGR and bloody hell it stank lika *&^%h my MGR becaome rats food. HA HA ! what a joke i am.

I CAN FINALLY GET THE INTERNET CONNECTION HERE !!! WHOOPIE !

okay hello again, it's still the same ol me except now, with a different zip code :o) you should have seen the anxiety i grasped on when i was applyin for a member to this wireless shit. bloody anxious cos i was scared it's not gonna work out.

well anyway ! of my 3 tirin days here in bedok, myint myint has learnt that washin is really the lousiest any person can ever, ever, ever, try. i did my own laundry for once. beats me but i didn't wanna use the WM coz i thought it'd be much more fun scrubbin my own clothes but really, DON'T EVER ( EVERRR, I STRRESS THIS WORD. ) TRY WASHING !!! COS IT REQUIRES SO MUCH ENERGY !!! the strength to squeeze and rub them. squeeze and rub. ha ! ha ! sounds a little wrong ah. anywyz ! the easiest to wash goes to under garments. just rub rub rinse rinse done. followed by tops THEN pants. even towels are easier to wash compared to pants ! i had a rough and tough time rinsin the soap out. i had to zqueeze and zqueeze but the soap just refuses to go away ! ultimately, i solved my problem with the help of my feet. i just had to stomp on them. ha ha ha !

livin here, i have to get up at a hibyehibye 10 i have to make my own bed i have to wash the dish i have to throw my own rubbish i have to wash my own clothes and most importantly, i have to keep myself alive.no complains tho. i pretty much am enjoyin alla theze. but it's like, livin in differnent houses gives me different attitude. in singapore, if you ask me clean the house i'll do it for the sake of doin it but in myanmar and thailand, i'd be waitin for my mom and uncle to call me do the house work coz it's so much fun ! ha ha ! i can still clearly remember that time when i wiped out all the bloody black ants in my kitchn, and of coz, the mirror wipe. try wiping your mirror till it shines. it really will ! i spent more than half of my time cleanin the mirror till it literally shone me away, the effect is like, you can WALK in to the mirror. like, you can just get in cos it's just too clear and i don't know wot am talkin . . .

i almost died last night. now i know i really am the stupidest person alive. it was so bloody warm i couldn't sleep even tho i've already switched the air-con on why ?? cos i left a portion of the window open .____. pig face.
i had thaaaat stomachache again, which def didn't help. i was finally fallin asleep when that piercin pain kicked in. i got up at 3 in the mornin but nothin came out so i went back to sleep only to be awoken up once again by a much worse pain at 5. the pain was so bad i had to crawl my way to the toilet. well, literally. and there, the cycles of this pain re-cycled. legs shiverin body on fire icy cold sweat excruciatin pain it feels like thousand sharp objects piercin then re piercin again and again at your abdomen. and like always, i end up lyin on the ground cos i'm too tired and in too much of a big agony to walk. anyway the bezt thang i can get outta this life threatenin pain is, A FLATTER TUMMY !!! :oD i diarrhea-ed a whole pile and amidst the pain, i could manage a smile upon the tummy. hoehoe.

well anyway. farah's birthday's gonza be here soon ! and this will be my first time celebratin with her !! tho i haven't really decided on what to give her. ha ha y'know i was plannin to write her a birthday song but that was if i was in thailand but now that i'm here it's pretty sudden i'm still not too sure wot to get her. it's like, i know her i know wot she likes but i JUST don't know wot to GET her. annoyin much eh.

well anywayz. i caught ayat ayat cinta ( signs of love. ) with gonna-be-old arah. this show has a special twist to average romace so for thos of you that're up for a couple of tear drops, go ahead and catch this cos it's not too bad tho i don't get the story. guys, there're many many pretty malayu\indonesian girls and girls, if you wanna get into the world of wot real love is, then, well ! go watch it ! tho i still strongly recommand IRON MAN as THE one. iron man really bloody good please it's like the bezt one i've caught in ages.

went to try on some clothes but didn't get ANY due to time constraint yep for once, not moneh constraints ! ha ! ha ! i think they won't welcome us with graceful gestures cos we tried on so bloody much and spent like for ever decidin on a SINGLE piece ?

went for CC today. she bloody well made me waste my moneh on taxi fare. sometimes i'm just so annoyed when she doesn't understand my time managements. i arrived 1 & a half hour late for lesson today. with the help of the taxi, i was still late. blood boil ah. i don't know why but when i'm stayin in bedok, i crave for snacks so bad. once CC was over, i went over to get my all time favo besides pillows, my panda milk flava ! the taste is heaven i wiped it out within the time span of FiFTEEN MINITS. the bus ride to bedok is very the long. i called hwee koon i called jaw i called mom and yet, after more than 30 minits, i was still at dunearn road. i thought about jason i thought about OB i thought about pod i thought about thailand and yet, i was still at dunearn. sometimes . . .
i don't wanna elaborate more and i still regret makin the big mistake of stayin on in singapore. and the regret goes deeper and sink lower to the bottom of my heart every time i think about it. well on a brighter note, there will be 2 guys comin over to eat my all time favorite, GOR-TIER ( fried dumplin. ) tomorro. they're from myanmar as well. and to me, whoa are they not cool. ha ha, coz right, they're like so much younger than me but they had the ability to fly to singapore ALONE and get applied to the schools here ALONE which i never did myself. i mean, just imagine, them not even knowin singapore or singaporeans but havin the power to speak to the principles. i know tho, one day, my kidz will be just like them. :o) well. thatz all folks ! have a great evenin' ahead.

guardian. " let joys work a lot. "
aunt. " ye i definitely will ! the hader the better ! "
guardian. " ye good ! she can help you take care of the baby ! "
aunt. " woo not so relaxing !! i'll ask her mop the floor ! "
guardian. " CANNOT !!! IF YOU LET HER MOP THE FLOOR, SHE'LL FLOOD THE WHOLE HOUSE AH !!! HA ! HA ! HA ! "
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sometimes they just underestimate too much of the queen's powa :o\

pigs !

pretty.

havent close !!

okay now ready.

gawjuz.

sweet.

hi.

sexy can i just part of my manners i love this song !

it keeps ringin in my head oink.

nurse lisa. nurse joys. nurse myint myint. nurse me :o)

cute.

my hair sucked in.



and this is basically how am survivin'.

if you cant read the pig, it says i have to connect my PC to the tele just so i can see the whole thang. somehow, all of these are makin my sights go very biak. like, one minit it's small like bee-sai and the next, it's big like law-sai.


wanna watch ? wanna watch. wanna watch ? wanna watch. wanna watch ? wanna watch. wanna watch ? ye wanna watch !

I wanna go paris.

hi i'm lisa and i'm tryin out wot a block quote is.

okay so this is like so late but iron man is real good ! for thoze out there with the same initial thoughts as me, you're wrong ! pack your bag and get movin' coz it's superb ! i was uhm, IRON MAN . . . !? why can't it be angel or somethin else ? cos IM's like so mechanical guy stuff. but it's really really good it's the definition of rock-my-sock it ain't gonna dizappoint ya thatz fo sure. went over to vivo city with jason chriselle tiffany and guardian after i got back from school. dined at white dog cafe before the movie. WDC's food are thumbs up ! their mushroom soup ain't ordinary cream of mushrooms. theirs like real chunky mushrooms thatz probly grounded to its smallest coz i could drink them and not gag ! ye you get it, i Hate mushroom. Hate with the H caps locked. the food's so good i was thinkin of bringin arah there, only to be reminded it's not harlah. dumb. never mind, we can resort to han's and tong song ;o)
well anyway, my mind's now badly polluted with smart men + sportz car = totally sizzlin hawt. he must be very rich so i can afford to drive a diff rent car every day of my life, even not, i at least have to sit in different sort of cars there are in the world form limos to sports cars to oh i suck at mechanical stuff so. but anyway, he has to be a genius with pleasant looks. he has to be humoros, someone who goes light and doesn't take stuff seriouzlee and my expectations are gonna get sky high if i keep goin.

tomorrow will be my last day of school. now i know why it feels so good you can shop whole day and not worry 'bout a single thang coz all youve got is moneh moneh moneh and time time time which are the most essential in a girl's life.
people whove graduated tell me it's gonna be borin once school's out but hor, i think it's better. well, provided you get a job and extra cash coz it's gonna be so long befor you get posted to a new school right. i can't wait till i gaduate ( i hope i do graduate. ) coz then i can finally get a decent job and earn some cash so i can tour the world. i wanna go london again, find what i want ( HAHAHEHEHOEHOE. ) then get a friend and travel to paris then to hawaii and just allll around the globe ! but of coz, i won't wanna go over to asian countries. i wanna go over to the western sides whoopie ! i still remember talkin to se yeon when we were in secondary 1. ha ! ha ! i don't know if she remembers but weve to bring " ass hole. " and my whoever and then go travel together ! :oD ha ha these kinda things really make me smile. arah please remember too okay, that after o's, were gonna go travel togetha ! first to cover is MALAYSIA ys malaysia can you believe i haven't even been there !? ha ha ! sfq was like ive been so far but closer nearer countries like malaysia, i 'avent. dumb. well.

singapore's gettin so humid these few days i'm draggin the walk home e v e r y day. i don't know if it's the Super Summer of singa or it's just global warmin gettin worked up. i have to bring my UV protected umbrella ( ha ha, i just have to emphasize it :oD ) if not i'm gonna evaporate. somehow, i feel no one's really givin any close attention to darlin earth. it's like, we're using air-con 24 slash 7 ! just look at our homes, our malls, our beloved libraries, our restaurants, our hotels, our motels, our galleries, our museums and our hospitals ! my future home the hospital ! and the amount of papers we're spendin is like as tho they're for ever free flowin. just pluck pluck dump dump. but the consequences we gon' pay is real sad. just look at the scorchin sun and you'll know why . . and if you aint gonna take care of your skin now, you're gonna regret when you're old. old like my CC. she has these freckles beneath her wrinkled skin ye not like anyone will care about things like freckles at that age but it's better to play safe than never right. you don't wanna live with regret and die with ugly skin now d'ya ?

i wanna go vivo city again cos i just realized it's a pure paradise. there're so many shops with gawjuz clothings it make your jaw drop. utopia utopia utopia. all right i wanna sleep now am havin really l8 nightz these few days my skin are becomin really unglam my face's the exact definition of pimple paradise so i bid my good bye ! goo nine.

i wanna watch the what smart show or somethin like that, the one with anne h. soon nurse, soon ! ;o)

i was on the toilet trip. one thing to take note of tho iz to pee before the movie ! pee even if there's only a few drips cos you dont wanna miss ANY part of the movie !!

so who thinks i was REALLLY interested ?

this iz the definition of mr hawt !

I want to travel around the globe.

i dug up year 2006's reader's digest and came across this. blardy funny !!

A customer called Willie Smith called our dry cleaners looking for his suit.
" We have a William Smith, " I told him.
" No, Willie Smith, " he insisted.
I looked in our logbook and discovered that the suit had been picked up by the sister of William Smith. I phoned her, then got back to Willie.
" You're not going to believe this, " I said. " But William died and was buried in your suit. "
" Well you're not going to believe this, " he said. " I was at that funeral. And I remember thinking, What a nice suit William's wearing. "

HA ! HA ! HA !
not funny !? poke your nose. well i'm feeling much better today. i was still a little scared when i got back home so i slept on jason's bed instead. and that wasted 3 hours of my day. i have finished packin my baggage. everything's stuffed. i can't wait till i get to thailand bedok !!! ha ha i'm kinda lookin forward to it cos i know that ima gonna lose them pounds !! hoehoe. there's this i forgot what beach so ima gonna go joggin and skatin EVERY DAY. okay obviously my every day = SO.NOT.HAPPENIN'.

this whole june, ima gonna practise on my self discipline. as i was packin, i realized that i'll be losin' a big lot if i don't get back to thailand mainly becos i can't see carmen and do our girly trips togetha !! no more girls day night out, no more cuttin hair, no more teachin english, no more scooters, no more late night shoppings, no more doo-doo rides, no more karaokes, no more wearin each others' clothes, no more massive pigs takin. i was plannin to do music vid with her since like million years billion miles thousand tonnes ago. and the other thang's i can't shop !!!! i've asked jason to get me all sorts of clothes but i h i g h l y doubt he understands my needs. well momsie told me if i can't find a job here, i can opt to fly back to thailand if not, it's gonna be very boring for me to stay on here. like i said, i've already got the visa :o) okay so my guardian's family's flyin to US and canada this june and i'm so envious !!! i'm seein all the winter clothes in the house now. today, i saw an eye-candy that belongs to tiffany. it's a bloody hawt coat from abercrombie. fug darn nice !!! it's tight, edgy and white. there's a greyish black fur hood. damn nice can. this is all motivatin me to study. i'm real keen to study now ! hehe. cos i, Myint Myint Maw also wants a wardrobe FULL OF ALLallALLallALL four seasons clothings. i want coats, be it short or long, i want boots, i want knitted pullovers and cardigans, i want pretty gloves, i want cute beanies, i want gorgeous scarfs, i just want winter :o( but i know fo sure that tho, i can't shop for winter clothes here cos it's like, singapore ? and their design probly lays from those ugly pull-over to big azz wind breakers cos here in singa, we poor souls don't experience winter so coats are definitely slashed in our shopping top priority MUST-get-list. but if you were to travel to countries with 4 seasons, they have unlimited designs of winter costumes and whoah, just imagine !!! me drinkin hot cocoa, happily munchin on brownies sittin in the garden with tiny snow fallin bloggin'. HA ! HA ! this wistful thinkins makes me smile :o>)]} also autumn. all the spring. all the golden brown dried leaves, all the cadmium leaves, all the golden sunsets, all the cool breezy nights, all the hot sweaty days, all the, all the.

okay my mind is wonderin now i can't concentr8. good bye to doctor good bye to lawyer good bye to what else did i want to be ? and hello to nursie ! anyways ! anyways ! anyways, i have nuffin much to say.